Thank-you Candidate Obama | Eastern North Carolina Now

   In these troubling days of a long faltering economy, and around the world, we hear terrible talk of "wars and rumours of wars," I am constantly reminded by the Democrats', and Candidate Obama's understanding of the real wars that we face here in America - the "Republicans' War on ..." This is good for me, since I am not personally exposed to these issues, and have little understanding of them.

    Furthermore, this is why I am so thankful to our perpetual candidate for the "Two Americas," his loyal minions, and Vice- candidate Joe Biden as well - "God bless his soul." They keep me informed on what is really important, the real issues that effect real Americans.

    My long 12 hour minimum work days are colored by producing and creating tangible products, and struggling to find a way to pay for my employees to do likewise, and I tend to lose sight of America's real issues championed by the Democrats, but am thankful to be reminded now. Here are just a few of the real issues important to caring Democrats, and our extra-humble Candidate-in-chief:

   "Republicans' War on Women" -
Who could ever forget the "Hope" of Candidate Obama's "Two Americas?"
Republicans unjustly denying "Women" government funded late-term abortions and other "abortion on demand" issues, and who could ever forget Republicans denying women public financed contraception products, just to name the most obvious of Republican affected women's issues. There have to be some other "mean-spirited" initiatives by Republicans against "women" to incur so much wrath by these women scorned, but I am not privileged to that data. Readers, please feel free to enlighten us all.

   "Republicans' War on Education" - I did not fully realize that Republicans wanted to close the Federal Department of Education, which has long offered us additional layers of bureaucracy, which creates more jobs - long held by Democrats - and gives us the "central planning" we need to keep our education system close to the best in the world ... well, at least within 30 or 40 places of the best in the world, and ... we are falling behind slower now .. I think.

    "Republicans' War on Race" - With Candidate Obama using yet another executive order to make law in America, and ending the federal requirement to "work first for welfare," the destitute will no longer have to seek work that is best done by legal and illegal Mexicans. In Candidate Obama's America, they will now be paid, rightfully, to have babies out of wedlock, and create more Democrats who will
What ever happened to the "Change" in Candidate Obama's "Two Americas?" Wait a minute ... I think we got it already. Oh yeah, it's called Socialism.
continue to vote right ... I mean left, if they are similarly compensated. Democrats and Candidate Obama intrinsically know working on hot roofs and in hot fields is undignified for these Americans, and best suited for legal and undocumented (see, I'm learning the politically correct vernacular just now in this post) Mexicans. With so many Black Americans out of work, and on federal and state assistance, Corporate America not hiring, our borders porous to the ambitions of ambitious non-Americans, "isn't it about time that we finally have a national dialogue on Race." Maybe Vice-candidate Joe Biden is right, "Republicans just want to keep y'all in chains."

    "Republicans' War on Gays" - Simply, how dare Chick-fil-A's COO Dan Cathy be a Republican?

    "Republicans' War on the 99%" - Well, I get the humor here, but I just don't have the energy to restate the obvious. On this issue, please consider well all of the above.

    "Republicans' War on the Elderly" - All good Democrats, including Candidate Obama and Vice-candidate Biden, know that Republicans will end Medicare as we know it. Who could ever forget the Democrat's image of a young Paul Ryan-like-character throwing "granny off the cliff" to make way for younger Americans. And since that disturbing image, I have long fathomed: How could Paul Ryan do such a thing?

   In a word: P90X.

    You see, I have recently discovered that Paul Ryan has a slavish devotion to his P90X workouts, and, accordingly, has just 6% body-fat. Considering his youth (he is only 43 years of age), his physical endurance, and obvious vigor, I can now easily see how the Vice-president candidate would have the physical where-with-all to push "Granny" to the top of the cliff, and indeed still have the strength to hoist "Granny" over the edge. Now, I truly understand just how he could do it.

If the Democrats, who made this funny video, really had their "thinking hats on," they would have had the Paul Ryan-like-character with a "think bubble" erupting above his head, as he easily dispenses with "Granny," that states, "Hey Granny - d'ya think you can fly! :" Above.

   Okay, you got me on this one ... and actually all the other Democrat inspired "Republicans' War on ..." nonsensical issues that they embrace, and, obviously, are their core values for their base vision of the "Two Americas." Their Candidate Obama embraces this sincere quest for this class divided society of the "Two Americas," and needs the Democrats help him stay in office to perpetuate his vision for class envy, and its divisive purpose.

   Thus, please forgive me for all of satirical commentary on Candidate Obama's obvious ploy, but you see, I have always found the condition of Stupid to be exceedingly funny, and no candidate in recent memory, and my memory is quite extensive and quite long, offers more material than Candidate Obama, Vice-candidate Biden, and their still loyal minions - the Socialists/Democrats that swell those ranks.

   Moreover, in the spirit of now coming clean in my ambitious, and satirical commentary, and in my unveiled, and continued desire to eradicate Stupid (irrespective of the obvious loss of the constantly available humor) in the folly that is today's Democrat governing zeitgeist, I propose that we find a way to quickly make all American's smarter for generations to come.

   Yes, voting only for good Republicans would work, and I have made it my life's work that they be only good Republicans, but No, I do not expect that to ever happen in today's America. The effects of the irresponsibility of Democrats is well entrenched into the American electorate fabric, most notable of which is the "vote for me and you will never have to be responsible for yourself" Democrat ethic of just what is their idea of the perfect American citizen, the perfect American electorate - keep'em stupid and dependent.

   No, I think we will have to take more drastic measures, and that is why I embrace Actor Thomas Haden Church's bold initiative of "Kid Swap." See below for just what we mean, and please join us today for a smarter, more ambitious tomorrow. Remember, our children are our future. You see, I care too.

Thomas Haden Church speaks to the easier truth, and sadly, it would probably work: Above.

   

Accordingly, here endeth this Republican's War on Stupid ... at least for today.



poll#7
Which political party tends to be the most honest in presenting their political issues for the better plan forward?
74.35%   Republicans
17.39%   Democrats
8.26%   Don't Know
230 total vote(s)     Voting has Ended!

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