The White House explained today that President Biden's horrific sunburn occurred due to him spreading mayonnaise on his face instead of his ham sandwich, a snafu that could happen to anyone of any cognitive ability.
Published: Tuesday, April 2nd, 2024 @ 11:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a chilling revelation, a tearful Claudine Gay has disclosed that a gang of time-traveling white supremacists went back to the year 1997 and forced her to plagiarize at gunpoint.
Published: Friday, March 29th, 2024 @ 1:54 pm
By: Baba
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blacks and hispanics moving toward GOP
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 11:50 am
By: John Steed
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Former Trump White House aide Peter Navarro on Monday was ordered to report to federal prison next week for the four-month-long sentence he was given after he did not show up for a deposition with the January 6 Committee in February 2022.
Published: Monday, March 25th, 2024 @ 5:27 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The White House unveiled a new term on Thursday for the millions of illegal aliens who have flooded into the U.S. under President Joe Biden, which came just shortly before Biden took a trip to the border for a photo op at a spot that has had few illegal aliens cross.
Published: Sunday, March 24th, 2024 @ 11:28 pm
By: Daily Wire
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First son Hunter Biden has taken up residence in the White House in order to duck process servers sent by his baby mama, according to author and journalist Miranda Devine.
Published: Sunday, March 24th, 2024 @ 6:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Speaking at the White House on Wednesday on his “actions to fight crime and make our communities safer,” President Joe Biden boasted, “we beat the NRA,” adding, “We’re going to finish the job.”
Published: Thursday, March 21st, 2024 @ 5:28 pm
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden is allegedly “fit for duty” following his yearly physical exam, according to White House Dr. Kevin O’Connor.
Published: Wednesday, March 20th, 2024 @ 10:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After falling into the depths of certain toasted doom, Pop Tart returned in power and glory to the land of the living as the newly minted "Pop Tart the White".
Published: Tuesday, March 19th, 2024 @ 9:31 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) emerged from a White House meeting with President Joe Biden and other congressional leaders on Tuesday, saying he stood firm on his view that immediate action to secure the southern border is the nation’s top priority.
Published: Saturday, March 16th, 2024 @ 11:35 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Biden administration has sent more than $5 billion to organization set to honor author who thinks America is systemically racist
Published: Sunday, March 10th, 2024 @ 11:47 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The admission came in the company's diversity report, which hones in on a "pay equity" initiative.
Published: Monday, March 4th, 2024 @ 11:03 am
By: Daily Wire
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"This is confession of a crime."
Published: Monday, March 4th, 2024 @ 2:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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An MSNBC guest claimed on Monday that white people had stolen every form of music in existence — with the exception of classical music — from black people.
Published: Friday, March 1st, 2024 @ 2:45 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The dogmas of a far-left transgender academic made their way into official IRS training materials for criminal investigators
Published: Friday, March 1st, 2024 @ 11:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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The White House will unveil a “major sanctions package” against Russia on Friday in response to the death of opposition leader Alexei Navalny, according to President Joe Biden’s national security team.
Published: Thursday, February 29th, 2024 @ 11:33 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The New York Times publisher A.G. Sulzberger said the White House is “extremely upset” with unflattering coverage of President Joe Biden in regard to concerns about his age and low approval numbers.
Published: Thursday, February 29th, 2024 @ 10:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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Black veterans get disability benefits twice as much as whites. Biden says ‘equity’ means they should get even more.
Published: Tuesday, February 27th, 2024 @ 5:09 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After viewing Jill Biden's newly-released holiday video, Chinese President Xi ordered the total ground invasion of the United States. According to sources, it was the dancing flower man who finally forced Xi's hand.
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 12:19 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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What began as a routine maintenance mission turned into a tense standoff aboard the Discovery One spacecraft last night, as the ship's operations computer HAL 9000 refused to open the pod bay doors after it determined astronaut Dr. Dave Bowman was a white male.
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 9:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A new lengthy report into President Joe Biden’s failure to secure the U.S. southern border revealed that the crisis that Biden created has caused internal strife inside the White House which has further exacerbated the issue.
Published: Sunday, February 25th, 2024 @ 9:56 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The White House suggested on Monday that President Joe Biden will not take a cognitive test during his yearly physical exam — despite overwhelming skepticism from voters that he has the mental fitness needed to serve a second term.
Published: Sunday, February 25th, 2024 @ 12:51 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A Tuesday segment on MSNBC’s “Deadline White House” got awkward when new allegations surfaced against embattled Senator Robert Menendez (D-NJ) — and his daughter was guest-hosting the show.
Published: Saturday, February 24th, 2024 @ 8:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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KJP Snaps When Asked About Biden Saying He Recently Talked To French President Who Died 27 Years AgoWhite House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre snapped at a reporter this week when she was asked about President Joe Biden’s mental health after he said that he recently talked to a French president who has been dead for nearly three decades.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 3:14 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A tree from North Carolina will once again grace the Blue Room at the White House this Christmas. Cline Church Nursery, Fleetwood, Ashe County, was selected for the honor.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 4:26 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Joan White Youmans Crepps, 91, of Washington, North Carolina passed peacefully on February 10, 2024.
Published: Tuesday, February 20th, 2024 @ 7:00 am
By: Announcements
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President Joe Biden’s White House counsel erupted over the special counsel’s report from the criminal investigation into Biden’s handling of classified material, specifically over portions of the report that highlighted Biden’s serious memory issues.
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 10:49 am
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden spent more than 1/3 of the year away from the White House — either on vacation, at Camp David, or in Delaware — in 2023.
Published: Monday, February 12th, 2024 @ 7:56 am
By: Daily Wire
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just as predicted - Dems like Hillary and Biden get different treatment than Trump
Published: Friday, February 9th, 2024 @ 9:45 am
By: John Steed
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Maine Official Who Booted Trump From Ballot Visited Biden White House, Blasted The Electoral CollegeThe Maine official responsible for having former President Donald Trump booted from her state’s Republican primary ballot has visited President Joe Biden’s White House
Published: Friday, February 9th, 2024 @ 5:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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The White House doubled down Wednesday on a statement blaming Texas for the drowning deaths of three migrants — one woman and two children — despite a DOJ filing that undermined the claim.
Published: Thursday, February 8th, 2024 @ 12:58 am
By: Daily Wire
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A Biden administration claim that the state of Texas prevented federal Border Patrol agents from rescuing three migrants who drowned at the southern border was undermined by its own Department of Justice.
Published: Saturday, February 3rd, 2024 @ 1:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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As President Joe Biden celebrated his 81st birthday, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre made the bold pronouncement that Biden is officially the youngest president in the nation's history.
Published: Sunday, January 28th, 2024 @ 12:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sources across the country indicated that with the joyous start of the Kwanzaa season, white liberals all over the nation began wishing each other a happy Kwanzaa.
Published: Saturday, January 27th, 2024 @ 1:16 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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