After repeated instances of one Peregrin Took causing terrible mischief, an irritated Gandalf the White finally put Pippin on a toddler leash.
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 5:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Gandalf the White has arrived with haste at the house of Elrond, suddenly referring to himself as Gandalf the Black. According to the iced-out wizard now wearing a black robe, word on the street is that the Elves are paying out $1 million in reparations, and he is here to claim his bag.
Published: Tuesday, May 23rd, 2023 @ 9:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Director Peter Jackson collaborates with a long deceased J.R.R. Tolkien to create a sweeping fantasy that well represents one of the greatest stories of the Twentieth Century.
Published: Friday, February 25th, 2022 @ 7:17 pm
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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