Daily Wire host Matt Walsh passed away Monday aboard Southwest Airlines Flight WN2208 after the passenger in front of him reclined her seat and crushed him to death, officials announced.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 6:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Southwest Airlines, known for its humane "person of size" seating policy, was reportedly conned out of an entire row of seats by a Denver man who ate too many tacos. After some quick thinking, airline passenger Adrian Herald ate 17 tacos to score extra seating for free.
Published: Wednesday, February 28th, 2024 @ 10:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Southwest Airlines announced Friday that they have purchased a Boeing C-17 Globemaster widebody cargo aircraft that's capable of transporting your mom.
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 2:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Southwest Airlines, with a positive reputation for supporting plus-size travelers, has taken a big step in providing robust support for its largest customers. Starting this week, fliers of size will be given a complimentary bed of hay and a feeding trough.
Published: Friday, January 12th, 2024 @ 1:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Southwest Airlines is going viral for their company-wide “Customer of Size” policy, which allows overweight travelers to potentially get extra seats for free if they don’t fit.
Published: Wednesday, January 10th, 2024 @ 8:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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An Alaska Airlines pilot reportedly saved hundreds of lives this week by deftly steering his plane to avoid dirigibles flown by hostile tribes of machine elves.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 2:14 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Following a much-publicized incident this week in which a flight had to turn back due to a passenger suffering from intestinal issues that created a biohazard, Delta Airlines has announced that all planes will be outfitted with an "explosive diarrhea' warning light.
Published: Sunday, November 12th, 2023 @ 3:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Black box recordings have confirmed that as United Flight 452 hurtled towards the earth in a giant fireball, flight attendant Alice Turner smugly derided the passengers who had failed to listen to her pre-flight safety presentation.
Published: Saturday, September 23rd, 2023 @ 12:21 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local lizard man spoke with reporters to provide a detailed account of a shameful incident of outright harassment he suffered on an airplane while trying to travel from Dallas to Orlando, Florida.
Published: Friday, September 15th, 2023 @ 1:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a bid to enhance the luxury experience of first-class passengers, airlines have introduced a new perk allowing them to smack everyone flying in coach with pool noodles all while shouting, "Poors! Filthy Poors!" as they pass by.
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2023 @ 8:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to a new report, flight delays and cancellations will plague the airline industry for the next ten years due to the shortage in the aviation industry of commercial pilots, mechanics and air traffic controllers.
Published: Saturday, August 12th, 2023 @ 9:55 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local gangster Jabba the Hutt has threatened legal action against United Airlines, accusing the company of discrimination after he was charged for multiple seats on a flight. Hutt alleges he is being treated differently because of his weight.
Published: Thursday, July 27th, 2023 @ 1:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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WATCH: Terrifying Moment American Airlines Plane Bursts Into Flames Following Bird Strike Goes ViralVideo of an American Airlines flight headed to Phoenix, Arizona, from Columbus, Ohio, bursting into flames in mid-air after a flock of geese collided with it has been released.
Published: Saturday, May 13th, 2023 @ 7:50 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A scene of desperation and panic unfolded on a Delta Airlines flight after the captain of the all-female flight crew announced over the intercom that everything was fine.
Published: Monday, March 13th, 2023 @ 3:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A female airline pilot was preoccupied during an otherwise routine flight yesterday, as she kept hoping the plane's blinking "CHECK ENGINE" light would eventually just turn off by itself without incident.
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 10:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man was struck with the sudden concern that he may, in fact, be gay, after the suitcase he was checking at the airline ticket counter was found to exceed the 45-lb. weight limit for checked luggage.
Published: Friday, February 24th, 2023 @ 8:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Southwest Airlines reported a $220 million loss in the fourth quarter and warned investors that fallout from the company’s holiday meltdown would continue.
Published: Saturday, February 4th, 2023 @ 1:45 pm
By: Daily Wire
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U.S. — A harsh winter storm has swept the nation, disrupting travel plans, canceling flights, and leaving thousands disappointed and stranded at the airport.
Published: Friday, January 6th, 2023 @ 4:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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United Airlines announced a deal to buy up to 400 electric aircraft from Eve Air Mobility coupled with a $15 million investment in the startup.
Published: Thursday, December 29th, 2022 @ 4:57 am
By: Daily Wire
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On Tuesday, United Airlines pilots rejected a contract offer, intensifying fears that upcoming holiday airline travel may be impeded in a major way. That followed a vote on Monday by Delta Airlines pilots to call a strike for a new contract.
Published: Monday, December 12th, 2022 @ 9:00 am
By: Daily Wire
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Spirit Airlines has hammered yet another nail into the coffin of ableism by hiring the world's first blind commercial airline pilot. Flight 2047 from Orlando to Saint Louis is set to be the first vision-impaired flight. The co-pilot will reportedly wear a blindfold for the duration of
Published: Friday, November 4th, 2022 @ 1:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Seeing the need to provide more affordable options for travelers affected by record inflation, Spirit Airlines has introduced a new bargain flight where they just launch you in a medieval catapult.
Published: Saturday, October 1st, 2022 @ 1:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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JetBlue and Spirit Airlines announced a $3.8 billion merger on Thursday, one day after merger negotiations between Spirit and Frontier Airlines collapsed.
Published: Tuesday, August 9th, 2022 @ 3:08 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A flight attendant was awarded $5.1 million by a jury on Thursday, finding that Southwest Airlines canned 20-year veteran Charlene Carter for her sincerely held religious beliefs, namely her pro-life views.
Published: Friday, July 29th, 2022 @ 12:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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Industry analysts say airlines will hire 12,000 pilots this year, 8,000 in 2023 and and 6,000 more in 2024.
Published: Monday, July 18th, 2022 @ 12:23 am
By: Carolina Journal
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and the Biden regime thinks this is safe for other passengers?
Published: Friday, July 15th, 2022 @ 9:36 am
By: John Steed
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Delta Air Lines is allowing passengers to change their tickets during the Fourth of July holiday weekend without incurring more charges, the company said on Tuesday.
Published: Friday, July 8th, 2022 @ 3:50 pm
By: Daily Wire
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United Airlines executive Jacob Cefolia went missing more than a year ago. On Sunday, human remains were found hanging in Waterfall Glen Forest Preserve in Darien, Illinois. Those remains were identified as Cefolia following an autopsy.
Published: Monday, June 27th, 2022 @ 11:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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U.S. airlines facing a pilot shortage are considering measures that would make it easier to get pilots trained faster, including halving the number of flight hours needed to become a pilot.
Published: Saturday, May 28th, 2022 @ 8:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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Major Airline CEOs Push Back On Plane Mask Mandates: ‘Case Is Very Strong That Masks Don’t Add Much’The CEOs of two of America’s largest airlines said this week that they do not believe that the Biden administration’s continued mask mandate requiring travelers to wear masks while flying serves much benefit considering the fact that airplanes have advanced filtration systems.
Published: Tuesday, May 24th, 2022 @ 12:05 pm
By: Daily Wire
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German airline Lufthansa faced backlash on Tuesday over a statement that it released attempting to explain why a large number of Jews had been expelled from a recent flight.
Published: Wednesday, May 11th, 2022 @ 12:29 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Two major U.S. airlines have announced that they will continue to enforce Democrat President Joe Biden’s mask mandate on public transportation despite a federal judge ruling on Monday that the mandate was “unlawful” and that it must be “terminate[d].”
Published: Thursday, April 21st, 2022 @ 4:23 pm
By: Daily Wire
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China Eastern Airlines has started to put its fleet of Boeing 737-800 jetliners back into service after grounding all of them for weeks following a horrifying crash in which one of the planes plunged vertically into a mountain range, killing all 132 people who were on the plane.
Published: Thursday, April 21st, 2022 @ 10:05 am
By: Daily Wire
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On Saturday, an Associated Press reporter sparked a national story by claiming that a Southwest Airlines pilot had signed off his greeting last Friday to passengers by saying, “Let’s Go Brandon,” the ubiquitous phrase used as a substitute for “F*** Joe Biden.”
Published: Tuesday, April 19th, 2022 @ 6:17 pm
By: Daily Wire
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