As 2023 wound to a close, local man Luis Garcia decided to escape from the terrifying state of living in today's America by enjoying a nice, relaxing game of Fallout 3 on his gaming computer.
Published: Saturday, March 23rd, 2024 @ 9:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With American bases in Iraq and Syria increasingly suffering direct hits from Hezbollah and Houthi ballistic missiles, the recent confirmation of Iranian made "358" systems in theatre may explain the failure of Western anti-drone air-defense programming.
Published: Tuesday, January 23rd, 2024 @ 10:16 pm
By: The Correspondent
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Lost amidst the Gaza and Ukraine headlines is the stunning failure of the U.S. Navy to protect and secure global shipping routes through the Red Sea and subsequent Suez Canal transit.
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 4:53 pm
By: The Correspondent
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Lawmakers in Washington, D.C. were thrilled to hear that the bronze statue of Confederate General Robert E. Lee that once stood in a Charlottesville park had been melted down into scrap metal that would be used to build bombs for the Ukraine-Russia war.
Published: Wednesday, December 20th, 2023 @ 8:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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House members say they want to try again to get approval for a select committee on unidentified anomalous phenomena, or UAP, now that the chamber has a new speaker.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 1:59 pm
By: Daily Wire
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(Continued from headline) Trump calling Charlottesville neo-nazis "fine people," COVID-19 vaccine effectiveness, Bubba Wallace garage noose, Trump telling people to inject themselves with bleach
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 8:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Facing near certain defeat in the West, Adolph Hitler rolled the bones one last time in December 1944 with a Winter strike through the Ardennes. A month before he swapped a loaded pair of dice into the game when he summoned Otto Skorzeny and tasked him with the execution of Unternehmen Greif.
Published: Thursday, October 26th, 2023 @ 11:00 am
By: The Correspondent
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The White House announced today that President Joe Biden has departed for Israel to preside over the customary opening ceremonies for World War III.
Published: Friday, October 20th, 2023 @ 12:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Like Quantrill sacking Lawrence and taking The War of Northern Aggression into Kansas, Hamas has struck Israel with a vengeance by carrying the battle into the opposition heartland.
Published: Tuesday, October 10th, 2023 @ 9:21 pm
By: The Correspondent
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Come for Morning Wire’s Afternoon Update’s straight news, but stay for the Rapid Reactions.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 12:41 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Come for Morning Wire’s Afternoon Update’s straight news, but stay for the rapid reaction analysis.
Published: Thursday, July 27th, 2023 @ 3:30 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Do you think the Russians care one iota about respecting U.S. law?
Published: Thursday, June 1st, 2023 @ 7:46 pm
By: Daily Wire
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If you were hoping that perhaps Ukraine, the West, and Russia would enter peace talks before we get any closer to World War III — or get any deeper into World War III, some might say — then you are out of luck, according to a top diplomat from Ukraine.
Published: Wednesday, May 31st, 2023 @ 5:39 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Biden administration will reportedly send another round of aid to Ukraine, a whopping $2.6 billion on Monday, but don’t you dare ask where that ammunition and supplies will wind up once it leaves American shores.
Published: Wednesday, April 19th, 2023 @ 8:09 am
By: Daily Wire
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Well, folks, don’t look now, but the “risk of a nuclear weapon being used is currently higher than at any time since the depths of the cold war,” according to the United Nations High Representative for Disarmament Affairs Izumi Nakamitsu.
Published: Wednesday, April 19th, 2023 @ 12:46 am
By: Daily Wire
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Former President Donald Trump called on his supporters Saturday afternoon to take action after he claimed earlier in the day that he will be arrested next week.
Published: Thursday, March 30th, 2023 @ 7:26 am
By: Daily Wire
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Former President Donald Trump touted his White House experience and vowed to “deal with the RINOs” in a marathon speech Saturday at the Conservative Political Action Conference, where he easily won the 2024 presidential straw poll.
Published: Sunday, March 12th, 2023 @ 11:24 am
By: Daily Wire
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As the U.S. continues to send billions to prop up Ukraine’s defense against Russian invaders, President Volodymyr Zelensky is challenging the growing number of Americans who question that support.
Published: Saturday, March 4th, 2023 @ 11:22 pm
By: Daily Wire
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If you thought the Biden administration was a walking disaster, then you thought wrong, according to White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. It is actually a huge success because it doesn’t have a lot of straight, white men working in the executive branch, she bragged on Thursday.
Published: Saturday, March 4th, 2023 @ 11:38 am
By: Daily Wire
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Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky warned Monday that World War III is inevitable if China allies with Russia.
Published: Monday, February 27th, 2023 @ 12:40 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a recent statement, President Biden vowed to make good on his promise to end resort fees at hotels by the time World War III begins.
Published: Sunday, February 26th, 2023 @ 11:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Polls indicate that the American public’s support for endless Ukrainian aid is waning and that the issue is not even in the top 10 of most pressing concerns, but that has not stopped Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell
Published: Saturday, February 25th, 2023 @ 5:01 am
By: Daily Wire
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With the results of a recent poll indicating 74% of Americans no longer trust the mainstream media, analysts were greatly troubled by the fact that an alarming 26% of people still trust what the media tells them.
Published: Wednesday, February 22nd, 2023 @ 6:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Investing your money is tough when your savings account can't even keep up with inflation. How are we supposed to avoid abject poverty? Fear no more lower-to-middle-class folks!
Published: Sunday, February 12th, 2023 @ 10:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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If any three men have been most outspoken in their desire for peace between Ukraine and Russia, it has been former President Donald J. Trump, the Vicar of Christ Pope Francis, and former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger.
Published: Wednesday, February 8th, 2023 @ 5:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A local mother expressed relief and finally sat down to rest from her marathon session of doomsday preparation, confident that her family was now ready to endure the upcoming outbreak of World War III because her tomato plant had sprouted.
Published: Tuesday, February 7th, 2023 @ 2:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Good people everywhere want to see Ukraine defend itself against the brutal Russian invasion, but if the real goal of U.S. foreign policy is to oust Vladimir Putin, let’s hope the diplomats and spies have thought things through.
Published: Saturday, February 4th, 2023 @ 8:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The World Economic Forum has finally jumped the shark, presumably while skiing across Al Gore’s “boiling ocean” behind a leaky tub steered by the radical Left’s Captain Queeg.
Published: Friday, January 27th, 2023 @ 11:24 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Eighteen Republicans just looked their GOP colleagues and voters in the eye and told them to eat dirt.
Published: Saturday, January 7th, 2023 @ 1:35 pm
By: Daily Wire
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If there’s one thing the Washington political class admires, it’s a shameless fund raiser.
Published: Saturday, January 7th, 2023 @ 10:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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When Kamala Harris and Nancy Pelosi waved the Ukrainian flag from the House rostrum last week before a global television audience, it signaled not only further erosion of American sovereignty but also a clear signal World War III soon to escalate.
Published: Monday, December 26th, 2022 @ 7:52 pm
By: The Correspondent
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With Serb special forces active once more in Prishtina, and gun battles along the frontier escalating Saturday evening, it appears Belgrade about to become more heavily involved in World War III.
Published: Tuesday, December 13th, 2022 @ 10:35 am
By: The Correspondent
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