Elon Musk has decided to put the near-invincible armor of the Cybertruck to the ultimate test by attempting a drive directly through downtown Chicago.
Published: Saturday, February 3rd, 2024 @ 1:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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LOS ANGELES, CA — As emergency crews continued to investigate the cause of the fire that damaged the 10 freeway in downtown L.A., a new report indicates the blaze occurred as the result of a plan created by Governor Gavin Newsom
Published: Tuesday, January 16th, 2024 @ 12:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local dad spent the afternoon explaining to his eldest son about the glory days when streaming services weren't just a wasteland of cliched, over-hyped nonsense content.
Published: Saturday, December 9th, 2023 @ 2:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A fascinating new study has yielded astounding results, as data indicates preaching the Gospel with a Scottish accent leads to 300% more people being saved. If the findings are correct, it may decisively prove that the Scottish accent is, in fact, God's preferred conduit for preaching.
Published: Saturday, September 16th, 2023 @ 5:18 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In what is believed to be the company's most dangerous mission to date, Elon Musk ordered the SpaceX team to land a rover on the obscured surface of New York City. The mission, though risky, is intended to gather important data about the harsh, uninhabitable wasteland.
Published: Tuesday, July 18th, 2023 @ 9:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After experiencing mixed results in recent election cycles, the Republican Party has devised a new strategy in which its members will publicly tear each other down and divide its voter base while Democrats sit silently and reap the benefits.
Published: Saturday, July 8th, 2023 @ 8:04 am
By: Babylon Bee
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J.D. Beutler, local patent lawyer and father of daughters, was seen returning home from Battalion Bazaar Army Surplus with a full hazmat suit, a titanium-lined drain auger, and an unwavering gleam in his eye as he prepared to clean the shower drain.
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2023 @ 8:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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People have long memories and this fact was on public display during this last election cycle.
Published: Sunday, November 13th, 2022 @ 12:13 am
By: John W. LaCava
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The tour begins Oct. 4 in Washington, D.C.
Published: Sunday, October 23rd, 2022 @ 12:16 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Undocumented immigrants fled the nation's capital Friday after being bused in by Texas Gov Greg Abbott just two days prior.
Published: Saturday, April 23rd, 2022 @ 7:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Miranda Devine argues at FoxNews.com that Nancy Pelosi could be on her way out as speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives.
Published: Friday, November 5th, 2021 @ 2:08 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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In 1968, the Supreme Court handed down a landmark ruling in the case of Terry v. Ohio, which gave an additional tool to law enforcement in fighting crime.
Published: Wednesday, March 25th, 2020 @ 10:10 am
By: Diane Rufino
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Languid summer days are near at hand. For students finishing the traditional academic year, time - free and fallow - beckons
Published: Monday, May 29th, 2017 @ 12:15 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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The Pope Center, for the most part, is about policy. Our mission is to conceive and promote policies that will improve higher education
Published: Wednesday, January 6th, 2016 @ 10:37 am
By: John William Pope Center
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Two weeks ago, I listed some actions by California State Attorney General Kamala Harris that had brought her notoriety, but I ran out of space before I could list them all. One of the actions I omitted pertains to the case of Friedrichs v. California Teachers Association. As I explained last week...
Published: Saturday, September 26th, 2015 @ 12:51 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Windsor Mayor James Hoggard's mom couldn't keep him out of the water when he was a boy. He grew up hunting and fishing on the Roanoke and Cashie rivers...
Published: Wednesday, July 31st, 2013 @ 1:37 am
By: ECU News Services
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The Rural Center is getting the axe. The waste, incompetence and tangled interests that your inane economic development schemes have forced on this county have likely lost their inspiration.
Published: Friday, July 19th, 2013 @ 10:12 am
By: Warren Smith
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Jack ReVelle knows how close Wayne County and much of eastern North Carolina came to being transformed by a mushroom cloud into a radioactive wasteland.
Published: Thursday, March 28th, 2013 @ 3:51 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Visit fast-food restaurants in March, and you'll notice fish sandwiches atop the menus and order screens. It's the Lenten season, a time when many believers, particularly Catholics, abstain from eating meat on Fridays...
Published: Friday, March 15th, 2013 @ 10:45 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Larry Britt will never get answers from the Beaufort Observer that satisfy his false curiosity. Larry does not see his questioning as false because he is not principled.
Published: Sunday, December 30th, 2012 @ 11:17 pm
By: Hood Richardson
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Just a few more funny stories and low tales from our friend, Gene, which is our way of saying: "Have a good day."
Published: Monday, May 28th, 2012 @ 7:45 pm
By: Gene Scarborough
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Labor Day traditionally begins the mid-term election campaign season and is a good point to reflect on what will happen in some eight short weeks.
Published: Tuesday, September 7th, 2010 @ 10:47 pm
By: Greg Dority
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The debt bubble is strangling each of us in a tightening economic noose that drives free men and women to their knees.
Published: Wednesday, February 24th, 2010 @ 11:47 pm
By: Greg Dority
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