What does Independence Day - the 4th of July - mean to you?
Published: Thursday, July 4th, 2024 @ 7:26 am
By: Diane Rufino
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Perhaps what Independence Day is all about is to reflect on our history and to rekindle our revolutionary spirit every year... our great love of liberty.
Published: Thursday, July 4th, 2024 @ 7:01 am
By: Diane Rufino
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Joe Biden, who has portrayed himself as the champion of blue-collar workers, may be in for a rude surprise: former President Donald Trump has garnered a substantial amount of donations from workers in typically unionized industries.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 6:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Hundreds of thousands of migrants have arrived since 2022.
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 2:38 pm
By: Daily Wire
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BENTONVILLE, AR — Executives from mega-retailer Walmart announced today they will replace their iconic smiley face that rolls back prices with a frowny face that travels around the store rolling prices forward.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 3:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Missing Money Had Been Placed with NCCash.com Program as Undeliverable
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 8:14 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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In an embarrassing gaffe, several members of the United States Secret Service spent over four hours protecting what turned out to just be a Halloween butler decoration in the entryway of the White House.
Published: Sunday, December 24th, 2023 @ 1:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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House Oversight Chairman James Comer (R-KY) said on Sunday that he believes Republicans will have enough votes to formalize the corruption-focused impeachment inquiry against President Joe Biden.
Published: Wednesday, December 20th, 2023 @ 6:40 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Mrs. Janet Florence Silverthorne Ingalls, age 81, a resident of Washington, NC died Friday December 8, 2023, at ECU Medical Center in Greenville.
Published: Wednesday, December 13th, 2023 @ 7:33 am
By: Announcements
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It's the year 2023 and now more than ever people have options. While Black Friday shopping of years past meant standing in line at 3 a.m. outside a Walmart in hopes of scoring the last Furby, these days things have become slightly more civilized.
Published: Saturday, December 9th, 2023 @ 8:48 am
By: Daily Wire
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Party-backed Jeremy Rodden backed club even after a Satanist went on a murderous rampage five minutes from the school
Published: Sunday, November 12th, 2023 @ 4:18 am
By: Daily Wire
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At Walmart, hundreds of corporate roles no longer require a college degree.
Published: Monday, October 30th, 2023 @ 1:28 pm
By: Daily Wire
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While every state in the Union is way better than France, each has its upsides and downsides. We at The Babylon Bee have collected for you the biggest pros and cons of living in all fifty of these United States:
Published: Wednesday, October 11th, 2023 @ 11:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Chicago’s Democratic mayor has announced a partnership with a far-left non-profit to advance his proposal of a government-owned grocery store, which he argues is needed for the sake of “racial justice.”
Published: Friday, October 6th, 2023 @ 1:30 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Ardent Calvinist Jeremy Dunn has reportedly been predestined from the foundation of the world to spend countless hours online arguing about Calvinism.
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 12:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Newly discovered texts from ancient Mesopotamia revealed a Levitical law that any woman who shops at Target will be deemed ritually unclean for a period of seven days.
Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 12:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Yellow, a trucking company that has been around for 99 years, will be filing for bankruptcy — costing up to 30,000 jobs, according to the company’s union.
Published: Sunday, August 6th, 2023 @ 1:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Stay free
Published: Tuesday, July 4th, 2023 @ 8:57 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Tricia Sloan, who had previously announced a hard-line boycott against Target, then called off the boycott shortly after her first attempt to shop at her local Walmart.
Published: Saturday, June 24th, 2023 @ 12:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Mrs. Joan Rogers Page, age 74, a resident of Washington, NC died Saturday June 17, 2023, at River Trace Nursing Center in Washington.
Published: Monday, June 19th, 2023 @ 9:25 am
By: Announcements
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Over the weekend, Florida First Lady Casey DeSantis prompted leftist outrage as she joined her husband Ron in Iowa while wearing a leather jacket emblazoned with the words “Where Woke Goes to Die.”
Published: Friday, June 16th, 2023 @ 6:00 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Researchers with the U.S. Food & Drug Administration have determined that cereal reaches its peak flavor at 10 pm if eaten on the couch while watching a true crime documentary.
Published: Saturday, June 10th, 2023 @ 11:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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One of the largest public state pension funds in the nation has routinely accepted shareholder resolution advice from a woke proxy advisory firm based in San Francisco
Published: Tuesday, June 6th, 2023 @ 8:43 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local man Steve Rollins juked and spun his way past church greeters during a visit to First Baptist Church today, stunning church staff with his world-class elusiveness.
Published: Wednesday, May 31st, 2023 @ 5:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Criminal operations which are expanding in complexity often enable retail theft in the United States, according to a report released on Thursday by the National Retail Federation.
Published: Friday, May 19th, 2023 @ 11:14 am
By: Daily Wire
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World’s Largest Food Company Hikes Prices Nearly 10% In Just Three Months Due To Inflation PressuresNestlé, the largest food and drink company in the world, raised prices by a collective 9.8% in the first three months of the year as inflationary pressures increased input costs for the business.
Published: Monday, May 15th, 2023 @ 12:38 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Millions of people left major cities in the United States between 2020 and 2022, years dominated by government lockdown policies and elevated crime rates, according to an analysis released last week by the Economic Innovation Group.
Published: Saturday, May 13th, 2023 @ 10:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Walmart announced the closure of four stores in Chicago, Illinois, on Tuesday due to poor performance at the locations, a move that also occurs as the city sees worsening crime rates.
Published: Saturday, May 13th, 2023 @ 10:23 am
By: Daily Wire
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After Walmart announced plans to close 4 store locations in dangerous Chicago neighborhoods, Chicago Mayor-Elect Brandon Johnson issued a dire warning that this will leave many Chicagoans with fewer places to shoplift.
Published: Thursday, May 11th, 2023 @ 12:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Bible scholars now believe the verse in Genesis about people being naked and without shame was a prophecy about Walmart customers.
Published: Monday, May 8th, 2023 @ 4:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Reports are flying in of an event that sounds too crazy to be true. In an absolute highlight of his week, local man Jobert Philipps ate a burger alone in the peace and quiet of his car.
Published: Thursday, April 20th, 2023 @ 5:28 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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New York Governor Kathy Hochul and Attorney General Letitia James sent a letter pressuring pharmacies to keep selling abortion pills.
Published: Sunday, March 19th, 2023 @ 4:55 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local man Rusty Davis became extremely self-conscious today after suddenly realizing he was the only person in all of Walmart walking on legs.
Published: Sunday, March 12th, 2023 @ 12:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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