As part of an ongoing corporate initiative to show solidarity with the Palestinian people and support anti-Zionist liberation efforts, kiosks at the global coffee chain Starbucks will now ask customers if they would like to donate $1 to buy a bullet for Hamas.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 10:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In an effort to smooth things over with the Jewish community after baristas voiced support for Hamas, coffee giant Starbucks has begun to give Jewish customers a little something extra by placing a yellow star sticker on their coffee cups.
Published: Monday, January 15th, 2024 @ 8:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In an effort to combat climate change and reduce excess waste, coffee shop mega-chain Starbucks has announced it will eliminate its paper cups effective immediately and begin pouring coffee directly down the throats of its customers.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 2:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A barista working the morning shift at a local Starbucks had plenty of wisdom to volunteer upon an unsuspecting customer wearing a Tesla t-shirt about how Elon Musk was making all the wrong financial decisions.
Published: Friday, September 29th, 2023 @ 7:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Race hustling is good money if you can get it — the key is not to be sued while you’re doing it.
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 1:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Former CNN host Don Lemon has quickly landed on his feet after his sudden firing yesterday, as he will now have the opportunity to continue lecturing the American public from his new position as a barista at his local Starbucks.
Published: Saturday, May 27th, 2023 @ 4:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz asserted during a Senate hearing Wednesday that American cities have worrisome crime and homelessness problems which have impaired the company’s operations.
Published: Sunday, April 16th, 2023 @ 6:31 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Headlines detailing pro-union pushes at Amazon, Starbucks, and other big companies, coupled with President Biden’s vow to be the “most pro-union President leading the most pro-union administration in American history,” may lead us to think union membership is seeing a resurgence.
Published: Wednesday, February 8th, 2023 @ 9:04 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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In a move that seems destined to produce both increased interest and controversy, coffee giant Starbucks has announced the start of a new promotion in which customers will receive a free shot of espresso if they are able to correctly guess their barista's gender when ordering
Published: Tuesday, December 6th, 2022 @ 5:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a groundbreaking affirmative action program aimed at diversifying its workforce, Starbucks has hired its first and only straight white cis-male barista.
Published: Friday, November 11th, 2022 @ 9:21 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Hey capitalists! You still think your system is perfect? Well, think again! Capitalism is one of the worst things to happen to humanity and we'll show you why.
Published: Monday, August 29th, 2022 @ 12:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Times have been hard for Fairfield Valley Shopping Center, with most of its retail stores going out of business over the last few years. According to sources, all vacant spaces are now occupied by either Spirit Halloween or Starbucks.
Published: Wednesday, August 10th, 2022 @ 2:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz blasted the leadership of Democrat-run cities for abdicating their duty to address crime and homelessness after the chain shut down several stores due to safety concerns.
Published: Tuesday, July 26th, 2022 @ 10:42 am
By: Daily Wire
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Being a conservative working at Starbucks is more dangerous than being a Navy Seal behind enemy lines. If you want to play a fun game, try looking for the closeted conservative at your local Starbucks.
Published: Saturday, July 16th, 2022 @ 4:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, Starbucks engineers have almost perfected a cup of coffee half as good as the one at McDonald's. If achieved, Starbucks sales are expected to increase by over 1%.
Published: Friday, June 24th, 2022 @ 12:17 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Starbucks announced in a memo this week that it will no longer require that its employees be vaccinated against the coronavirus after the Supreme Court rejected Democrat President Joe Biden’s vaccine mandate for large private businesses.
Published: Friday, January 28th, 2022 @ 8:58 am
By: Daily Wire
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Socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez responded to a criticism of her from former Starbucks' CEO Howard Schultz on Wednesday by portraying herself as a victim of classism and ended up embarrassing herself.
Published: Saturday, February 2nd, 2019 @ 2:05 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The poor guy was all alone in the midst of 40 other people.
Published: Monday, May 2nd, 2016 @ 4:51 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Death is waiting behind Hospital Emergency Room Doors.
Published: Wednesday, March 16th, 2016 @ 4:09 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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In his first address to Congress President Obama argued that the United States needs to put far more people through college so that our economy will remain competitive with those of other nations. He set forth a goal of again having "the highest proportion of college graduates in the world."
Published: Thursday, February 13th, 2014 @ 12:07 am
By: John William Pope Center
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