The Federal Bureau of Investigation announced today it has arrested the Air Force One stairs and charged them with a plot to assassinate the president.
Published: Monday, October 2nd, 2023 @ 4:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Biden campaign has added a stunt double that will step in for the President to perform high-risk stair scenes.
Published: Tuesday, May 30th, 2023 @ 6:42 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Sources report Tucker Carlson has obtained 40,000 hours of never-before-seen footage of President Joe Biden falling down the stairs on Air Force One.
Published: Saturday, March 18th, 2023 @ 12:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man charged with preventing a third world war was tragically foiled by a set of stairs this week, sources say.
Published: Wednesday, March 15th, 2023 @ 12:49 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Vladimir Putin fell down a flight of stairs and soiled his pants earlier this week, prompting more rumors about his deteriorating health, according to a Telegram channel that claims to have sources close to the Russian president.
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 12:17 pm
By: Daily Wire
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According to sources, local man Jeremy Thomas has spent three weeks stuck in a perpetual loop, going upstairs, forgetting why he went upstairs, and then going back downstairs. The loop began on a Sunday night after a Cowboys game and has continued since.
Published: Friday, December 9th, 2022 @ 5:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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