GROVELAND, IL - Pierce County's District Attorney has opened prosecution against an eight-year-old boy who reportedly terrorized two burglars robbing his parents' mansion.
Published: Saturday, March 23rd, 2024 @ 1:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Higher education isn't quite what it once was. While college may have been, at one time, somewhere to spend tens of thousands of dollars for a once-in-a-lifetime experience and the educational growth needed to launch a successful career in adult life, it's now…something else.
Published: Tuesday, February 6th, 2024 @ 11:30 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Fraudsters used Barbie profile pictures to scam the government.
Published: Friday, January 26th, 2024 @ 9:59 am
By: Daily Wire
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HALLE, DUCHY OF MADEBURG — A band of rowdy concert-goers took to heckling Baroque master George Frederich Handel and his orchestra at the group's reunion tour over the weekend.
Published: Friday, January 19th, 2024 @ 2:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Politically correct not biblically correct
Published: Saturday, January 13th, 2024 @ 8:32 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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In an unsurprising discovery, local boomer Susan Leigh's iPhone photo album was revealed to be exclusively made up of accidental screenshots.
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 8:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Lost amidst the Gaza and Ukraine headlines is the stunning failure of the U.S. Navy to protect and secure global shipping routes through the Red Sea and subsequent Suez Canal transit.
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 4:53 pm
By: The Correspondent
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Local police have taken in the man who reportedly entered the Iowa State Capitol and reigned destruction upon the satanic statue of Baphomet, cutting off its head epically and gloriously with a chainsaw. According to law enforcement, the man said his name was "Doom Guy".
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 1:28 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Claims for More than $36,000 Already Filed
Published: Saturday, December 9th, 2023 @ 12:46 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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According to sources, the city of Philadelphia is being plagued by looters stealing from liquor stores, electronics stores, and shoe stores. Reports indicate the looters are noble impoverished people just trying to find bread to feed their children.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 8:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Chaos erupted downtown last night as mobs of looters descended upon a local Foot Locker location, carrying off armloads of merchandise through the smashed storefront while completely ignoring the Foot Locker referee blowing his whistle and waving his arms.
Published: Friday, November 24th, 2023 @ 11:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With Christmas just around the corner, Mayor London Breed of San Francisco encouraged residents to get their shoplifting done early this year.
Published: Thursday, November 23rd, 2023 @ 11:48 am
By: Babylon Bee
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We've all been there - surveying a scratch on the side of the car, or a missing hubcap, and wondering - who the heck drove last? Here are 9 clues that your wife was the last one behind the wheel:
Published: Saturday, November 18th, 2023 @ 1:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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"... it is the cries of the children that I will hear forever."
Published: Monday, November 13th, 2023 @ 11:00 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) posted footage of an extensive armored military operation that they launched overnight into Gaza.
Published: Sunday, November 12th, 2023 @ 9:07 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The county's top prosecutor survived a recall effort last year.
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 6:39 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Today's drama regarding the ongoing search for the next Speaker of the House of Representatives was ground to a halt today as over 1,000 pro-Hamas protestors stormed the U.S. Capitol led by a buffalo hat-wearing Ilhan Omar.
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 3:13 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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New details have begun to emerge about the barbaric evils that innocent Israeli citizens were forced to experience at the hands of savage Palestinian Islamic terrorists with Hamas during their unprecedented terror attack two weeks ago.
Published: Tuesday, November 7th, 2023 @ 3:48 am
By: Daily Wire
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The man long suspected of killing Alabama teen Natalee Holloway said he bludgeoned her to death after she rejected his sexual advances and then threw her body in the ocean.
Published: Friday, November 3rd, 2023 @ 2:31 am
By: Daily Wire
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Tim Tebow's friends reportedly grew annoyed during a friendly game of pickleball this week, as the former quarterback kept stopping the game to "Tebow" after every point scored.
Published: Thursday, October 26th, 2023 @ 11:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Philadelphia officials reportedly charged 72 people, including five minors and a social media influencer dubbed “Meatball,” in connection to widespread thefts from several stores ransacked across the city in late September.
Published: Sunday, October 22nd, 2023 @ 10:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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More than 1,000 Israelis have been killed and more than 2,600 injured after Hamas, a Palestinian Islamic terrorist organization, launched attacks on Israel over the weekend.
Published: Friday, October 20th, 2023 @ 1:21 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Israel Defense Force (IDF) began launching strikes on Saturday and Sunday against the Palestinian terrorists responsible for the widespread terror attacks that have resulted in hundreds of Israelis being killed.
Published: Wednesday, October 18th, 2023 @ 10:03 am
By: Daily Wire
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As Hurricane Hilary prepares to make landfall in Southern California, the World Meteorological Organization has announced that all deaths resulting from the storm will be ruled as suicides.
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 6:30 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Terrorist sympathizers rallied in streets across the world — including in the United States and Europe — to show support for the Palestinians after Hamas and other Islamic terror groups murdered at least 700 Israeli citizens in attacks that were unprecedented in size.
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 6:28 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Israeli military forces reportedly discovered at least 40 babies that were brutally murdered by Palestinian terrorists in a kibbutz in southern Israel after they drove the terrorists out of the area.
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 4:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Target announced plans to shut down nine stores across four different U.S. states after ongoing reports of violence, theft, and organized retail crime have threatened the safety of shoppers and employees.
Published: Monday, October 16th, 2023 @ 7:05 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The European Union reversed an earlier announcement from a commissioner on Monday who said the bloc planned on suspending humanitarian aid payments to Palestinian-controlled territories after Hamas launched a full-scale terrorist attack on Israel over the weekend.
Published: Saturday, October 14th, 2023 @ 4:39 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Israeli Defense Force launched Operation “Iron Swords” on Saturday after declaring a state of war in response to widespread Palestinian terrorist attacks over the weekend that left numerous Israeli citizens dead or injured.
Published: Wednesday, October 11th, 2023 @ 10:32 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Anheuser-Busch is still facing backlash and boycotts weeks after the company teamed up with controversial transgender activist and social media influencer Dylan Mulvaney to advertise its Bud Light products.
Published: Thursday, October 5th, 2023 @ 10:02 am
By: Daily Wire
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In an extraordinary display of efficiency and ruthlessness, the FBI's crack tactical team descended upon a sleepy suburban neighborhood after receiving reports of an active incandescent light bulb.
Published: Tuesday, October 3rd, 2023 @ 10:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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"I think that we will expose those elements as being false."
Published: Sunday, October 1st, 2023 @ 8:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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Hurricane Idalia made landfall at Category 3 strength in Florida’s Big Bend at 7:45 a.m. Wednesday morning, smashing into the town of Keaton Beach, just north of Steinhatchee, with fierce 125 mph winds.
Published: Monday, September 25th, 2023 @ 5:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Come for Morning Wire’s Afternoon Update’s straight news, but stay for the Rapid Reactions.
Published: Monday, September 25th, 2023 @ 12:07 pm
By: Daily Wire
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