Witnesses claim to have seen New York City Mayor Eric Adams quietly blacking out the words of the Statue of Liberty's famous inscription with a permanent marker.
Published: Wednesday, May 15th, 2024 @ 12:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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During a hearing on Wednesday, one Republican lawmaker confronted a Biden administration Cabinet secretary with a jar filled with colorful contents.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 1:33 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A brief commotion arose on the White House lawn today, as a Secret Service agent could be heard shouting "Spit it out! Spit it out right this instant!" as he chased President Joe Biden out onto the grass.
Published: Wednesday, July 19th, 2023 @ 11:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In the most recent instance of his seemingly endless series of gaffes, President Joe Biden was left red-faced after he inadvertently signed an actual human being named "Bill" rather than a piece of legislation.
Published: Thursday, June 8th, 2023 @ 2:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Amid outrage over former President Trump being indicted for a misdemeanor past the statute of limitations, Democrats have urged citizens to remain calm and let the justice system do its work, reminding everyone that Trump is guilty until proven guilty.
Published: Friday, April 14th, 2023 @ 12:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local wife Leslie Parks bid her family a tearful goodbye after noticing a small dot on her shoulder that would undoubtedly prove to be terminal skin cancer.
Published: Saturday, April 8th, 2023 @ 10:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Many are praising President Biden for his swift and decisive leadership this morning. In a set of forceful and clear remarks to the country's financial system, he called on all banks to stop collapsing immediately.
Published: Monday, March 20th, 2023 @ 11:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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We all want what's best for our children. That's why it's important to educate them early on how to deny gender normativity and embrace dysphoria. What will people think if your child becomes a "normie?" That would be the worst!
Published: Tuesday, January 31st, 2023 @ 8:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After years of anticipation, Democrats released the tax returns of Donald Trump, shattering Trump's dream of working as an accountant for H&R Block. Members of the House Ways and Means Committee say this proves once and for all that Trump is "guilty of something, probably."
Published: Saturday, January 7th, 2023 @ 6:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After a standout performance in the FBI's latest work, Sharpie has landed a huge endorsement deal as the preferred highlighter of America's federal agents.
Published: Sunday, September 4th, 2022 @ 12:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A St. Louis University (SLU) student who put up flyers advertising an upcoming lecture from The Daily Wire’s Matt Walsh is facing suspension or expulsion, even though he says he put the flyers up off campus.
Published: Saturday, May 21st, 2022 @ 12:30 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local dad Fred Mullers has contracted the stomach flu, which, similar to the common cold, is a death sentence for husbands and dads. Knowing he is on death's door, Mullers has written his last will and testament on the bathroom floor.
Published: Monday, April 4th, 2022 @ 2:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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10% odds of survival, now a 7-pound miracle
Published: Sunday, October 24th, 2021 @ 7:50 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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info from AZ audit hearing
Published: Thursday, July 15th, 2021 @ 4:26 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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