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A local man expressed confusion today, wondering why he should look forward to playing the upcoming Grand Theft Auto VI when he can simply walk outside and experience committing horrifically violent crimes without any consequences in real life.
Published: Friday, February 16th, 2024 @ 8:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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While America still has a long way to go before being properly rife with diversity, equity, and inclusion in every part of society, today marks a big step in the right direction.
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 7:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Goldman Sachs Group, Inc. has announced the sudden promotion of Chet Silverstein, a supervising copywriter, to Senior District 3 Deputy Marketing Manager following the employee's initiative in scheduling three unnecessary meetings in a single day.
Published: Sunday, February 4th, 2024 @ 9:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Rockstar Games has announced new details about its upcoming Grand Theft Auto installment, confirming that the new game will have an unlockable "Soros DA Mode" where all crime is legal.
Published: Wednesday, January 3rd, 2024 @ 9:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Dolly Parton celebrated a career milestone at age 77 after her first rock album, titled “Rockstar,” reached No. 1 on six different Billboard charts and saw the highest debut sales out of her entire discography.
Published: Wednesday, December 13th, 2023 @ 8:03 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local corporate sales executive Chet Tetters downed his third Monster energy drink this morning, ensuring he has at least 180,000% of the daily value of vitamin B12 he needs to achieve peak health and performance.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 8:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist Flea recently opened up about the “moment” he found God, saying it just made sense after struggling with a feeling of “emptiness” once he turned his back on his drug-addicted, partying days.
Published: Friday, July 21st, 2023 @ 7:26 am
By: Daily Wire
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More than a dozen Republican lawmakers rejected Rep. Kevin McCarthy’s (R-CA) bid for House Speaker during a floor vote Tuesday afternoon.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 3:18 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Texas Senator Ted Cruz (R) sounded off on Congresswoman-elect Maya Flores’ (R-TX) recent victory in the Lonestar State’s 34th congressional district, telling The Daily Wire in an exclusive statement that Democrats are “privately panicking” over the Hispanic exodus from the Left.
Published: Tuesday, December 27th, 2022 @ 8:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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Rockstar Studios' upcoming Grand Theft Auto 6 has already created a splash with news that it will feature the series' first female Latina protagonist.
Published: Tuesday, August 2nd, 2022 @ 3:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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