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farmers from several countries participated in shutting down EU government
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 7:51 pm
By: John Steed
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A local uncultured peasant was unable to make it to work Monday because his Uber driver arrived in a brand-new Tesla Model 3 and he couldn't figure out how to open the door.
Published: Monday, February 12th, 2024 @ 8:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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ECU’s first all-minority cast will perform “Once on This Island” through Sunday in McGinnis Theatre
Published: Saturday, February 10th, 2024 @ 10:27 am
By: ECU News Services
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As EU capital of Brussels starts to feel brunt of protests
Published: Saturday, February 3rd, 2024 @ 7:53 am
By: John Steed
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The most honorable and benevolent Supreme Leader of the glorious Chinese Empire arrived in San Francisco this week to inspect his newest colony in The Americas.
Published: Saturday, January 20th, 2024 @ 1:50 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to Chief Counselor Gríma Wormtongue, King Théoden is doing more than any other king to stop orc invasions and everyone really needs to stop bothering him about it.
Published: Sunday, November 26th, 2023 @ 1:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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“There is no more cozy mystery in the antisemitism of the Democratic Party”
Published: Monday, November 13th, 2023 @ 8:25 am
By: Daily Wire
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In addition to certifying Mitch McConnell, Diane Feinstein, and John Fetterman as fit to serve in prominent roles in the legislative branch of the United States government, the attending physician at the U.S. Capitol has medically cleared a bowl of Jell-O to serve in the Senate.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 4:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a bid to enhance the luxury experience of first-class passengers, airlines have introduced a new perk allowing them to smack everyone flying in coach with pool noodles all while shouting, "Poors! Filthy Poors!" as they pass by.
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2023 @ 8:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The potentially biggest event in our lifetimes occurred this week. No, it wasn’t the indictment of a former President of the United States by a politically motivated District Attorney.
Published: Thursday, July 20th, 2023 @ 6:06 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Senior Citizens win their battle to keep their Senior Center intact
Published: Sunday, July 16th, 2023 @ 6:54 am
By: Gary Ceres
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World Economic Forum President Børge Brende personally invited John the Baptist to speak at their annual meeting Tuesday after uncovering his propensity for eating disgusting bugs and owning nothing while being happy.
Published: Saturday, January 21st, 2023 @ 12:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A month ago when Ukraine was firing 2500 artillery rounds a day in support of their sixteen brigades defending Bakhmut, the Russian high command prescribed a Penicillen solution.
Published: Wednesday, January 18th, 2023 @ 12:58 pm
By: The Correspondent
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis isn’t putting out the Sunshine State’s welcome mat for the Chinese Communist Party, vowing Tuesday to block operatives from buying up property.
Published: Monday, January 16th, 2023 @ 10:55 am
By: Daily Wire
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The unprecedented rain and flooding in California has forced celebrities to emerge from their mansions and force more selfie videos upon the unwary peasantry.
Published: Sunday, January 15th, 2023 @ 12:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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People have long memories and this fact was on public display during this last election cycle.
Published: Sunday, November 13th, 2022 @ 12:13 am
By: John W. LaCava
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Apple, Inc. has once again astounded customers and shareholders alike by releasing new Airpods that conveniently come with one already lost for you.
Published: Wednesday, October 26th, 2022 @ 10:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With skyrocketing costs and grid failures across California, the Californian government is recommending everyone purchase a giant human-sized hamster wheel to generate electricity to charge their electric cars.
Published: Tuesday, September 20th, 2022 @ 3:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Multiple top U.S. military officials are sounding the alarm about communist China’s rapid expansion of the size of their military and the advancement of their military capabilities in the domains of space, cyber, land, sea, and air.
Published: Friday, August 19th, 2022 @ 5:34 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Bureaucratism is fundamentally anti-democratic and illiberal. Unelected bureaucrats, rather than elected legislator make decisions that greatly impact their fellow citizens.
Published: Wednesday, August 10th, 2022 @ 12:57 am
By: John W. LaCava
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Gen. Mark Milley, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, warned during this week during an event at the Aspen Security Forum that the U.S. military must rapidly change itself or face the prospect of losing a war against China or another nation state adversary.
Published: Friday, July 22nd, 2022 @ 3:54 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Maybe it's just me, but I am having a hard time reconciling what's going on at the southern border with what occurred on January 6th on the Capitol grounds.
Published: Friday, July 8th, 2022 @ 8:52 pm
By: John Lacava
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MSNBC host Stephanie Ruhle was slammed on Sunday after she claimed that it was a “dirty little secret” that people “have the money” to offset skyrocketing inflation rates because, according to her, people have been saving money and the stock market is good.
Published: Sunday, July 3rd, 2022 @ 1:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Many described the scene as breathtaking or awe-inspiring. Others were so touched they couldn't find the words to communicate how they felt. Most simply wept.
Published: Thursday, June 9th, 2022 @ 1:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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California governor Gavin Newsom announced he had contracted COVID-19 but, thanks to being vaccinated, quadruple-boosted, and receiving a quintuple boost—for elites only—was experiencing only mild symptoms.
Published: Sunday, June 5th, 2022 @ 9:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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I am writing my most difficult book report ever at 70 years old. It is about another GI I did not know, and an enemy I never wanted to know. Yet we were all in the same place forty-eight years ago along with a bunch of others, with us trying to kill him and his comrades and him trying to kill us
Published: Monday, May 30th, 2022 @ 1:03 pm
By: Tony Adams
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''let them drive electric cars'' is today's ''let them eat cake''
Published: Tuesday, March 8th, 2022 @ 8:24 pm
By: John Steed
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Section 1 of Charter ‘Illegally’ used by Governments
Published: Monday, February 14th, 2022 @ 7:20 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Comedian and “After Life” creator Ricky Gervais explained last week why award shows like the Golden Globes have become a point of contention with the general public: Most people are completely done with the “lecturing” and “virtue signaling,” especially from wealthy elites.
Published: Wednesday, January 19th, 2022 @ 11:03 am
By: Daily Wire
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More destruction of America from within
Published: Tuesday, January 4th, 2022 @ 9:06 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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