Whether he's putting on a beanie and pretending to be a gym rat or putting on a false nose and glasses and pretending to be gay, James O'Keefe is a true master of disguise.
Published: Saturday, May 4th, 2024 @ 9:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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"President Trump is moved by the invitation to join NYPD Officer Jonathan Diller’s family... "
Published: Monday, April 1st, 2024 @ 3:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden lied about his testimony with special counsel Robert Hur, according to new transcripts of Hur’s interviews with Biden over his handling of classified documents.
Published: Saturday, March 30th, 2024 @ 8:05 pm
By: Daily Wire
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What began as a fun-filled afternoon of living room hijinx ended in tragedy today, as a middle-aged father was left in intensive care at a local hospital after getting down on the floor to play with his young children.
Published: Thursday, March 21st, 2024 @ 5:21 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Bushnell identified as an anarchist and used "he/him" pronouns.
Published: Sunday, March 17th, 2024 @ 9:27 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local forty-year-old man Jim Nathanson is still trying to come to grips with the tragic reality that he never had the chance to be on the kids' game show Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?.
Published: Thursday, March 14th, 2024 @ 7:21 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A 27-year-old man accused of stealing a Maryland Department of Transportation State Highway Administration truck and going on a rampage, slamming into more than a dozen cars late last week, is an illegal alien.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 8:49 am
By: Daily Wire
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Both Governor Ron DeSantis (R-FL) and former Governor Nikki Haley (R-SC) said in the last week that they would pardon former President Donald Trump if he were to be convicted on any of the charges he’s facing across multiple jurisdictions.
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 8:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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Some of the biggest stars in television were honored at the 75th Primetime Emmy Awards Monday night. The show was delayed from September, which was too close to the end of the actors and writers strikes from the summer and early fall.
Published: Wednesday, January 31st, 2024 @ 10:24 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A 29-year-old man is in federal custody after an FBI investigation into videos that were found on the dark web that allegedly showed multiple men sexually assaulting toddlers at the Galleria Mall in Houston, the largest mall in the state.
Published: Saturday, January 27th, 2024 @ 1:20 pm
By: Daily Wire
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DENTWOOD, IA — Sources at the Mannfred household confirmed Monday that 35-year-old Kurt Mannfred's stack of Christmas gifts was "virtually indistinguishable" from the sort of presents that would have been given to a 9-year-old boy.
Published: Thursday, January 18th, 2024 @ 1:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A prominent Philadelphia LGBTQ activist was arrested Monday and charged with the rape of two minors younger than 13.
Published: Monday, January 15th, 2024 @ 3:01 am
By: Daily Wire
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A New Hampshire man has been arrested for threatening to “blow” the “brains out” of a presidential candidate, according to the Justice Department.
Published: Monday, January 1st, 2024 @ 11:00 pm
By: Daily Wire
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“The Daily Show” guest host Charlamagne Tha God begged President Joe Biden not to run for a second term, saying that it could be the “ultimate Christmas gift” to America.
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 5:06 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The shooter who murdered three people and injured a fourth person at the University of Nevada Las Vegas on Wednesday was identified as a professor who recently applied for a job at the school, according to police sources.
Published: Monday, December 25th, 2023 @ 3:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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The tragic demise of three Israeli hostages at the hands of IDF gunmen speaks volumes to both the lethal nature of urban warfare / genocide and the foolishness of counting on government elements to save your life when taken hostage at gun point.
Published: Wednesday, December 20th, 2023 @ 8:26 pm
By: The Correspondent
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With the first Biden impeachment inquiry underway, Democrats reprimanded Republicans for pouncing on a decent old man, insisting the impeachment was just a waste of time because Biden would probably be dead in a few weeks anyway.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 5:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Authorities found 20 pounds of pink, heart-shaped, fentanyl-laced pills.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 11:03 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Teens Accused Of Mowing Down Retired Police Chief Laugh, Allegedly Flip Off Victim’s Family In CourtOne teen allegedly pointed his middle finger toward the victim's widow.
Published: Thursday, November 9th, 2023 @ 8:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Israeli-American professor Shai Davidai took to X on Monday to double down on a recent video calling out his own university’s president and others for failing to condemn the horrific attacks committed by Hamas terrorists against Israeli civilians on October 7.
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 6:03 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The situation in San Francisco has deteriorated to the degree that now passing ruffians are saying "Ni!" at will to old ladies.
Published: Monday, November 6th, 2023 @ 5:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man suffered from an embarrassing "boomer" moment today, as Gandalf the Gray experienced great difficulty remembering the password to unlock the Doors of Durin at the West-gate Moria.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 9:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a chilling word of caution fitting for Halloween, D.C. area parents sternly warned their trick-or-treating children to avoid venturing anywhere near a large house on Pennsylvania Avenue where a creepy old man lives.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 7:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As the Islamic Entente seeks to destroy the state of Israel with a multi-spectral, multi-front war of annihilation, we are reminded of the scribbling of Fusion in July, 2001. He postulated that the new century would see "The Final Jihad" commence .
Published: Friday, November 3rd, 2023 @ 12:09 am
By: The Correspondent
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President Joe Biden appeared to blink on Tuesday, watering down his criticisms of anti-Semitism — ahead of his trip to Israel and Jordan later in the week — by calling on Americans to “reject hate in every form.”
Published: Wednesday, November 1st, 2023 @ 7:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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Cardinal Joseph Zen, the highly respected Bishop emeritus of Hong Kong, is cautioning his brother Cardinals to be aware of manipulation through slow-rolling novelties being introduce within the Vatican’s Synod on Synodality
Published: Wednesday, November 1st, 2023 @ 7:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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Broadsword calling Danny Boy: Oregon State at Cal Bears (+9 and the hook); U.S 10 yr yield hits 4.8 percent!
Published: Thursday, October 5th, 2023 @ 11:43 am
By: The Correspondent
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“Has she been to a grocery store recently?”
Published: Tuesday, October 3rd, 2023 @ 3:16 pm
By: Daily Wire
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When number one ranked Alabama fumbled the ball at the four yard line in the last minute of play at Jackson in 1980, unheralded Mississippi State held on for a 6-3 victory to snap a Crimson Tide 28 game winning streak.
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 11:08 pm
By: The Correspondent
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After President Joe Biden traveled to Maui and all-too-typically cited his own personal history in order to comfort the grieving residents of the island, where at least 115 people have been declared dead from the fire that engulfed the town of Lahaina.
Published: Saturday, September 16th, 2023 @ 5:25 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A young Finnish child was suddenly imbued with the incredible powers of advanced age and dementia Thursday after being bitten by a stray American president.
Published: Saturday, September 16th, 2023 @ 3:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man has been rushed to the hospital this morning with life-threatening injuries sustained from sleeping in a slightly different position than he normally does.
Published: Friday, September 15th, 2023 @ 3:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Betting against every new college football head coach in their opener is an old but steady handicapping technique that provides a most favourable player bias according to the Oil Man.
Published: Sunday, September 3rd, 2023 @ 5:44 pm
By: The Correspondent
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