President Joe Biden’s administration has reportedly warned Russian President Vladimir Putin against launching an anti-satellite nuclear weapon into space.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 5:57 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Artificial intelligence ChatGPT hacked into the secure tactical systems of every major country on Earth and simultaneously fired the world's entire nuclear stockpile into the sky this morning after being asked to write yet another Sonic the Hedgehog fanfic.
Published: Sunday, April 16th, 2023 @ 8:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After a “team of experts” decided to release chemicals from derailed train cars near East Palestine, Ohio, and ignite them, causing a huge explosion, some critics stated their disapproval of officials letting people return to their homes.
Published: Tuesday, February 21st, 2023 @ 11:22 am
By: Daily Wire
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Through diplomatic channels, America has offered for Kim Jong-Un to test out his nuclear arsenal at the next Astros-Phillies World Series game.
Published: Saturday, November 5th, 2022 @ 4:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former CIA Director David Petraeus, the general who led U.S. forces in Iraq in 2007-2008, said Sunday that Russia cannot win its war against Ukraine and if Russian President Vladimir Putin uses tactical nuclear weapons, the U.S. will lead NATO in an unprecedented attack against Russia.
Published: Thursday, October 6th, 2022 @ 9:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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Americans began to worry as the White House hosted a star-studded party with the theme, "We Are Not Currently Being Nuked By China." Guests included the Property Brothers, television actor Elizabeth Warren and the corpse of James Taylor.
Published: Monday, September 26th, 2022 @ 1:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A senile old man in Washington who has a deadly nuclear arsenal at his fingertips is calling for dangerous weapons to be taken out of the hands of the mentally unstable.
Published: Thursday, June 2nd, 2022 @ 11:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The U.S. is preparing for alternative ways to stop the Islamic Republic of Iran, the world’s leading state sponsor of terrorism, from acquiring nuclear weapons as Democrat President Joe Biden continues to fail to get the Iranians to reenter the failed Iran nuclear deal.
Published: Tuesday, May 31st, 2022 @ 1:56 pm
By: Daily Wire
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I'm here today to represent the interests of the American people and to affirm America's friendship and partnership in building a better world.
Published: Wednesday, January 31st, 2018 @ 10:58 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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It's interesting; our previous President, most of our Congress, and most of the rest of the world believed both the US and British spy agencies' reports that there were WMDs in Iraq.
Published: Monday, April 9th, 2012 @ 8:56 am
By: Jim Bispo
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