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A local 10-year-old boy has died tragically of severe trauma due to his mother taking away his Nintendo Switch for a few days.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 6:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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It's that time of year again - when the mystic oracles at The Babylon Bee tell you what will happen in the next year with 100% accuracy! Will 2023 be better than this year? You decide!
Published: Friday, January 6th, 2023 @ 3:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Despite a Christmas haul that included a $250 Marvel-themed "Sanctum Sanctorum" LEGO set, the long-range "NERF Ultra Pharoah Blaster" gun for $50, and an Xbox for $499, the most coveted gift among the children in the Coogan household this year was the wrapping paper tube
Published: Friday, January 6th, 2023 @ 8:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, a kindly middle-aged father began bullying his family during a casual game of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe this week. Police were called to the scene after a neighbor became distressed over the sound of wailing and gnashing of teeth coming from the family's home.
Published: Sunday, November 27th, 2022 @ 11:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, a local kindergarten teacher Marion Buntley helped to expand her young students' minds by asking them to draw a picture of what gender they want to be when they grow up.
Published: Monday, August 22nd, 2022 @ 1:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, local family man Donald Playfield decided to start packing his things just 12 minutes before leaving on a two-week vacation to Yucatán, Mexico.
Published: Thursday, May 26th, 2022 @ 8:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It's important for kids to read because it nurtures their imagination and will help them understand important concepts like the political background in the world of Dune—or why socialism fails every time it's tried.
Published: Sunday, May 22nd, 2022 @ 10:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Trumpet professor reaches students across eastern North Carolina
Published: Sunday, April 12th, 2020 @ 11:14 pm
By: ECU News Services
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