Thurston's Lobster Pound, a popular seafood restaurant on the Maine coast, was put on high alert Friday after one of the lobsters in the live tank threatened employees and patrons with bodily harm.
Published: Wednesday, June 8th, 2022 @ 11:42 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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At a press conference this week, angelic Chief of Staff Gabriel Angelino confirmed that new arrivals into heaven will receive complimentary cheddar bay biscuits, Red-Lobster style, before continuing in to receive their full reward.
Published: Monday, May 9th, 2022 @ 8:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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