Distinguished authors J.R.R. Tolkien and C.S. Lewis have once again been sent to opposite corners of Heaven following a heated argument about the proper use of allegory.
Published: Sunday, February 25th, 2024 @ 9:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Soon-to-be-wed Maddyssen Brunson was carefully reading the prenuptial agreement given to her by future husband, Teigan Hanks, when she came across a section that caused some confusion, forcing her to ask a clarifying question.
Published: Friday, November 17th, 2023 @ 6:01 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Motivated by worldwide economic stagnation, engineers at Lego headquarters in Billund have developed the first-ever affordable LEGO® set: a single brick that retails for a meager $9.99.
Published: Monday, January 9th, 2023 @ 9:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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On the heels of a court order to remove a makeshift wall constructed from shipping containers along the southern border, a federal judge has also ordered a local child to dismantle a wall he built over the last week with his Legos.
Published: Saturday, January 7th, 2023 @ 2:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local wife Chelsea Hammond has just proposed a brand new 4,155-page Target funding bill to her husband but is only giving him 2 days to read through it all.
Published: Sunday, January 1st, 2023 @ 11:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Judge ruled in 2012 that a president's discretion to declare records "personal" is far-reaching and mostly unchallengeable
Published: Sunday, August 21st, 2022 @ 12:51 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Democrat Rep. Ruben Gallego (AZ) called for seizing the trucks of protesters headed to Washington, D.C., and then giving the property to businesses looking to grow.
Published: Friday, February 25th, 2022 @ 9:26 am
By: Daily Wire
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Is it hard to find people silly enough to waste their time doing silly things?
Published: Wednesday, August 9th, 2017 @ 10:42 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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