Massive waves have come crashing into the California coast as the Lord in His graciousness has sent ocean waters to wash away the sidewalk poop.
Published: Tuesday, March 19th, 2024 @ 10:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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electric vehciles do not perform well in the cold (or in flooding)
Published: Saturday, January 6th, 2024 @ 10:51 am
By: John Steed
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President Joe Biden cracked a joke on Wednesday about ignoring his own administration’s health guidance after his wife Jill tested positive for COVID.
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 6:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden will mask up in certain situations and socially distance himself after first lady Jill Biden tested positive for COVID, the White House announced Tuesday.
Published: Friday, September 29th, 2023 @ 2:22 am
By: Daily Wire
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In light of record temperatures, health officials are recommending people stay indoors and pay the government more taxes to support continued meteorological studies so they can find out how hot it's going to be so they can know when to advise you about staying indoors and paying more taxes.
Published: Monday, September 18th, 2023 @ 3:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden officially announced Friday the appointment of former North Carolina Health and Human Services Secretary Dr. Mandy Cohen as the Director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).
Published: Tuesday, August 8th, 2023 @ 11:25 am
By: Carolina Journal
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In an ongoing dispute regarding the new illuminated "X" sign installed atop the former Twitter headquarters, city officials have now demanded Elon Musk have the sign removed because it is distressing to the people who are pooping on the sidewalk outside.
Published: Sunday, August 6th, 2023 @ 8:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Six Republican senators, including Sen. Ted Budd, NC, and twenty-two Republican House members, including Congressman Dan Bishop, NC-8, have sent a letter to President Joe Biden opposing Dr. Mandy Cohen, his pick to head the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).
Published: Wednesday, August 2nd, 2023 @ 2:14 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Stay free
Published: Tuesday, July 4th, 2023 @ 8:57 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Social media users on Twitter compared the smoke-covered skies over New York City to scenes in popular sci-fi movies like “Blade Runner 2049” and “Dune” after wildfires in Canada turned the skyscape reddish-orange color.
Published: Monday, June 26th, 2023 @ 8:33 am
By: Daily Wire
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More than 400 Canadian wildfires are worsening air conditions throughout much of the Northeast and mid-Atlantic United States — covering entire cities in a dense yellow haze and producing a hazardous environment for millions of Americans.
Published: Sunday, June 25th, 2023 @ 9:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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New York City Police Department officials announced Tuesday that authorities added a dystopian robotic K-9 unit named “Spot” to its ranks as crime increases citywide and the department struggles to manage its limited resources effectively.
Published: Saturday, May 13th, 2023 @ 10:28 am
By: Daily Wire
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Governor Roy Cooper is reminding North Carolinians and visitors to remain cautious and practice COVID-19 prevention measures over Labor Day Weekend.
Published: Tuesday, April 18th, 2023 @ 1:11 pm
By: Governor's Office
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Hillary and Chelsea Clinton recently attended a Broadway show together, and someone reportedly left something near them in the aisle that sent an aromatic message.
Published: Monday, April 3rd, 2023 @ 12:22 am
By: Daily Wire
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March 5-11 is Severe Weather Preparedness Week
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 3:07 pm
By: Governor's Office
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The Southland was turned upside down this week as an unexpected weather pattern left the region blanketed by what experts were only able to call "massive amounts of Global Warming."
Published: Friday, March 3rd, 2023 @ 6:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg finally issued a statement on the train derailment (which has since developed into a toxic chemical environmental disaster) in Ohio on Monday evening
Published: Tuesday, February 21st, 2023 @ 12:18 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A Washington Post columnist conducted a surreal exercise in absurdity this week to explain why eggs — which have soared 138% in price — are “cheaper than you think.”
Published: Saturday, February 18th, 2023 @ 5:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The chair of the University of California, San Francisco (UCSF), Department of Medicine stated that in large gatherings, he plans “to wear a mask … likely forever.”
Published: Thursday, February 9th, 2023 @ 1:29 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Researchers have examined the troubling trend of teens self-diagnosing mental illness through social media.
Published: Friday, January 27th, 2023 @ 1:20 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As Russian President Vladimir Putin has repeatedly mentioned the possibility of nuclear war in recent months, some scientists conducted a study to determine the safest place to shelter in a “moderate damage zone”
Published: Thursday, January 26th, 2023 @ 2:54 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Biden White House announced Wednesday that it is extending the COVID public health emergency for another 90 days following increased cases of the latest subvariant.
Published: Tuesday, January 17th, 2023 @ 11:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Unlike college football, where handicapping is all about run-stopping defence, coaching and the home field advantage, in the NFL playoffs algo-driven power ratings are the sword, the shield -- and the yield
Published: Wednesday, January 11th, 2023 @ 10:34 am
By: The Correspondent
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As the new year began and everyone's focus turned to 2023, fear gripped the country, leaving store shelves stripped bare and families shutting themselves indoors behind boarded windows as the nation braced itself for the return of Joe Biden.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 4:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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When Kamala Harris and Nancy Pelosi waved the Ukrainian flag from the House rostrum last week before a global television audience, it signaled not only further erosion of American sovereignty but also a clear signal World War III soon to escalate.
Published: Monday, December 26th, 2022 @ 7:52 pm
By: The Correspondent
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RALEIGH: With the possibility of icy conditions in the western part of the state and below average temperatures expected as an arctic mass approaches, Governor Roy Cooper signed a State of Emergency
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 1:34 am
By: Governor's Office
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Winter Weather Preparedness Week is Dec. 4-10
Published: Wednesday, December 7th, 2022 @ 12:28 pm
By: Governor's Office
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You don't need to be a boring he/him anymore! Now you can wow your friends and jazz up your life with new winter catalog pronouns!
Published: Sunday, November 20th, 2022 @ 3:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Halloween got off to a rocky start at the White House Monday when President Joe Biden complimented Dylan Mulvaney on his girl costume.
Published: Sunday, November 6th, 2022 @ 3:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services will host a live Spanish-language Cafecito and tele-town hall on Tuesday, Nov. 1, from 6 to 7 p.m., to discuss updated COVID-19 boosters for everyone ages 5 and up
Published: Thursday, November 3rd, 2022 @ 12:58 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Four storm related deaths reported in North Carolina
Published: Thursday, October 6th, 2022 @ 3:10 pm
By: Governor's Office
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Health authorities plan to recommend that Americans receive COVID shots annually as new boosters roll out this month in a shift from the nation’s current vaccination focus.
Published: Thursday, September 22nd, 2022 @ 11:22 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) authorized updated COVID booster shots on Wednesday created to specifically target subvariants of Omicron.
Published: Wednesday, September 14th, 2022 @ 3:24 pm
By: Daily Wire
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