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Published: Wednesday, May 8th, 2024 @ 12:20 pm
By: John Steed
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Lucretia Roper Burbage was promoted to heaven on April 26, 2024.
Published: Friday, April 26th, 2024 @ 10:59 am
By: Announcements
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First On Morning Wire: Steve Nikoui just wants Joe Biden to acknowledge his son’s sacrifice
Published: Monday, March 25th, 2024 @ 1:13 am
By: Daily Wire
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According to sources, local husband and father Ben Arnold converted to the Jehovah's Witness religion in a daring gambit to avoid putting up Christmas lights this season.
Published: Monday, February 19th, 2024 @ 9:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A new horror movie featuring the “Steamboat Willie” version of Mickey Mouse is currently in the works, per a Variety report.
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 11:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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In what the United States Government hopes will be the start of a long and fruitful partnership, The Walt Disney Company has been awarded a lucrative Department of Defense contract after overtaking Lockheed Martin in the production of bombs.
Published: Sunday, February 4th, 2024 @ 9:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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'Propaganda can also be used for socially beneficial purposes,' wrote government-funded 'media literacy' group
Published: Sunday, February 4th, 2024 @ 8:47 am
By: Daily Wire
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“Grandma, how did mom die?”
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 3:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Dating is tough these days! How can you impress a woman and show her a great time?
Published: Wednesday, December 20th, 2023 @ 5:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Xi dined with more than 300 American business executives.
Published: Thursday, November 30th, 2023 @ 7:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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Soon-to-be-wed Maddyssen Brunson was carefully reading the prenuptial agreement given to her by future husband, Teigan Hanks, when she came across a section that caused some confusion, forcing her to ask a clarifying question.
Published: Friday, November 17th, 2023 @ 6:01 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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It's that time again, wives of sportsball fans! It's time for your husbands to break out their football jerseys and for you to constantly ask them millions of important questions while the game is on.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 2:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A 14-year-old boy complained this week about a lack of food in his house, directly after he consumed every last crumb and calorie on the premises.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 1:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Robert Malley, President Joe Biden’s now-suspended special envoy to Iran, has reportedly been linked to an “Iranian spy ring” operating to shift U.S. policy to favor the Islamic Republic of Iran.
Published: Sunday, October 22nd, 2023 @ 10:43 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A Washington Post columnist who once led the paper’s international opinions section lent support this week to those kidnapping, raping, and killing Israeli citizens.
Published: Saturday, October 14th, 2023 @ 5:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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Are you sick of your favorite products going WOKE? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because it's not over yet! Hundreds of brands continue to crank out woke products that are sure to ruin your life. Not good!
Published: Sunday, October 8th, 2023 @ 3:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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LuAnn Rogers Evans, age 69, a resident of Chocowinity, NC, died Wednesday September 20, 2023.
Published: Monday, September 25th, 2023 @ 9:20 am
By: Announcements
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Major Business and Education Leaders Joined Governor Cooper at Central Piedmont Community College to Celebrate North Carolina’s Top Spot Ranking and World-Class Workforce
Published: Saturday, September 23rd, 2023 @ 3:29 pm
By: Governor's Office
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A headline of “BREAKING: Computer Model Produces Results As Designed” would not sound quite as horrifying as what credulous media treated us with last week.
Published: Wednesday, September 6th, 2023 @ 9:15 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Secretary of the Interior Deb Haaland today announced that the Department has committed nearly $16 million as part of President Biden’s Investing in America agenda to prevent the imminent extinction of Hawaiian Forest Birds.
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2023 @ 8:00 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Local wife Amanda Bowman raced against the clock today, trying to get the house in order before firefighters arrived to put out the massive blaze destroying the home.
Published: Thursday, July 27th, 2023 @ 3:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Movie Night at the Walsh household was thrown into turmoil last night, as political commentator Matt Walsh's family pleaded with him to let them watch something other than his documentary film What is a Woman? at some point this year.
Published: Monday, July 3rd, 2023 @ 6:33 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local wife Jill Williams spent the better part of Tuesday having a drawn-out argument with her husband Tad that occurred entirely in her own head.
Published: Wednesday, June 21st, 2023 @ 5:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local couple put their relationship to the test after agreeing to hang a set of new curtains up in their spare bedroom over the weekend.
Published: Monday, June 19th, 2023 @ 12:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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For the third year in a row, North Carolina garners top honors with Site Selection magazine’s Prosperity Cup recognition for economic development.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 1:05 am
By: Carolina Journal
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A concerned husband assured his wife on Wednesday he was only reading Song of Solomon to study profound theological doctrine, not to check out the...er... you know..."interesting" bits.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 12:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A Florida apiarist was bee-reft of over a million bees after a truck slammed into him while hauling his hives.
Published: Tuesday, May 30th, 2023 @ 8:47 am
By: Daily Wire
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Newlyweds Drew and Jessica Perry have begun searching in earnest across San Francisco for a nice, one-bedroom starter tent to begin married life together.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023 @ 7:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A jury found musician Ed Sheeran, who stood accused of copying Marvin Gaye’s 1973 hit “Let’s Get It On” when he composed his 2014 single “Thinking Out Loud,” not liable Thursday in the copyright infringement lawsuit brought against him, according to NBC News.
Published: Saturday, May 6th, 2023 @ 11:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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Newly discovered scrolls have revealed new details regarding Mary and Joseph's fateful trip to Bethlehem to be registered by the Roman Empire.
Published: Monday, April 10th, 2023 @ 3:16 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Many are praising President Biden for his swift and decisive leadership this morning. In a set of forceful and clear remarks to the country's financial system, he called on all banks to stop collapsing immediately.
Published: Monday, March 20th, 2023 @ 11:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In my family the song “Daddy sang base, Mama sang tenor” was not far from the truth. Only in my family Daddy sang bass, mama played the piano.
Published: Monday, March 20th, 2023 @ 4:08 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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