Local man Jeremy Carmichael made a groundbreaking dietary discovery this week after realizing he could shed a few pounds by not stopping at the local Chevron on his way to work every morning to purchase a double-decker oatmeal creme pie.
Published: Saturday, October 14th, 2023 @ 4:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Pressed by a teenage Swedish girl, President Joe Biden is trying to clean up the world.
Published: Sunday, April 30th, 2023 @ 11:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A Denver suburb voted to ban new gas stations from being built in the name of combatting climate change.
Published: Monday, April 10th, 2023 @ 8:24 am
By: Daily Wire
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A popular nationwide gas station chain is slashing its prices for a limited time ahead of the Labor Day weekend.
Published: Saturday, September 3rd, 2022 @ 12:33 am
By: Daily Wire
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Melma Dultrup, a local gas station cashier and purveyor of bored facial expressions, had just finished approving a loan for a family wanting to fill a tank of gas when a man approached and placed a small pack of Juicy Fruit™ gum on the counter.
Published: Saturday, June 11th, 2022 @ 7:31 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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