Nevada Secretary of State Francisco Aguliar, a Democrat, was sued by the Republican National Committee (RNC) last week as the party alleges the 2024 battleground state has “impossibly high” voter rolls.
Published: Sunday, March 24th, 2024 @ 6:14 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The City of San Francisco has issued a formal apology to its black residents for what it calls “decades of systemic and structural discrimination.”
Published: Tuesday, March 19th, 2024 @ 9:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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San Francisco State University Police have officially suspended their investigation into a 2023 protest that reportedly resulted in former NCAA swimmer Riley Gaines saying she was held “hostage” by radical trans activists during an appearance on campus.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 9:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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In what has become one of the city's most cherished traditions, San Francisco residents gathered this evening for the ceremonial lighting of the giant crack pipe.
Published: Saturday, February 3rd, 2024 @ 8:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The most honorable and benevolent Supreme Leader of the glorious Chinese Empire arrived in San Francisco this week to inspect his newest colony in The Americas.
Published: Saturday, January 20th, 2024 @ 1:50 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After spending five minutes in the room with President Biden, President Xi Jinping made the call to go ahead and invade Taiwan.
Published: Friday, January 19th, 2024 @ 2:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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On the freshly scented avenues of San Francisco, a summit was held today between one of the most feared communist dictators in the world and President Xi.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 11:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"It’s very literally not hurting you."
Published: Monday, January 15th, 2024 @ 5:21 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Xi dined with more than 300 American business executives.
Published: Thursday, November 30th, 2023 @ 7:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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Recent comments from California Democratic Governor Gavin Newsom surfaced online showing him defending San Francisco for clearing out areas of the city occupied by homeless camps and public drug markets before world leaders
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 12:58 am
By: Daily Wire
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San Francisco officials reportedly cleared out areas of the city occupied by homeless camps and public drug markets before top world leaders and CEOS, and tens of thousands of other attendees, arrived in the Bay Area for the Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation Summit (APEC).
Published: Sunday, November 26th, 2023 @ 1:03 pm
By: Daily Wire
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With Christmas just around the corner, Mayor London Breed of San Francisco encouraged residents to get their shoplifting done early this year.
Published: Thursday, November 23rd, 2023 @ 11:48 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A news crew from the Czech Republic was reportedly robbed at gunpoint in San Francisco on Sunday as the team reported on the Asia-Pacific Economic Partnership (APEC) summit taking place in the city.
Published: Thursday, November 23rd, 2023 @ 11:33 am
By: Daily Wire
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The situation in San Francisco has deteriorated to the degree that now passing ruffians are saying "Ni!" at will to old ladies.
Published: Monday, November 6th, 2023 @ 5:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Disgruntled robbers in the Bay Area began to consider the option of packing up shop and relocating to another city, citing the fact that everything in San Francisco has already been robbed.
Published: Saturday, October 28th, 2023 @ 5:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Citizens braced themselves for yet another heavy crime surge this week after the city of San Francisco fined The Batman for putting a bright, obnoxious "Bat Signal" on the roof of a downtown building.
Published: Thursday, September 28th, 2023 @ 8:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"The unchecked drug dealing is plainly the root of our current problems."
Published: Monday, September 25th, 2023 @ 6:39 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A San Francisco shop owner has died after being brutally attacked by a robber who beat him into a coma.
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 8:25 am
By: Daily Wire
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An iconic Bay Area landmark may soon be preparing to close its doors in San Francisco, the owner said — and he blamed rampant crime, drug use, and a “litany of destructive” policies that were making the current situation unsustainable.
Published: Tuesday, September 12th, 2023 @ 7:36 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"Maximize the use of telework for the foreseeable future."
Published: Saturday, September 9th, 2023 @ 1:46 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Businesses and citizens might be fleeing San Francisco and California by the thousands, but the owner of “X” — formerly known as “Twitter” — is keeping his social media company in the Golden Gate City. Why? Fittingly enough, Musk took to “X” to explain.
Published: Wednesday, August 16th, 2023 @ 11:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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In an ongoing dispute regarding the new illuminated "X" sign installed atop the former Twitter headquarters, city officials have now demanded Elon Musk have the sign removed because it is distressing to the people who are pooping on the sidewalk outside.
Published: Sunday, August 6th, 2023 @ 8:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The crime surge in the Bay Area continues to lead to mass migration out of California, as skyrocketing crime rates have led the entire city of San Francisco to announce it is relocating to Texas.
Published: Thursday, July 27th, 2023 @ 2:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In yet another step to establish gay stuff as the official state-sponsored religion in the United States, President Joe Biden has signed an executive order instituting the call to gay prayer, ordering it to take place five times every day, with everyone facing toward San Francisco
Published: Monday, July 24th, 2023 @ 7:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"It's San Francisco, bro."
Published: Sunday, July 23rd, 2023 @ 12:16 pm
By: Daily Wire
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With the actors' strike threatening to halt filming, the producers of Snow White decided to replace the dwarves with seven people chosen at random from a San Francisco homeless camp.
Published: Saturday, July 22nd, 2023 @ 9:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As public pressure continues to mount regarding rumors of a government coverup of interactions with aliens, officials at the Pentagon are considering releasing a group of alien creatures in San Francisco, California
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 11:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"Consumer shopping habits continue to change."
Published: Sunday, July 16th, 2023 @ 11:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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The teacher said she did it out of "frustration and anger."
Published: Saturday, July 8th, 2023 @ 5:14 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Westfield is pulling out from operating San Francisco’s largest mall amid deteriorating conditions in the Democrat-controlled city, the company said in a statement.
Published: Tuesday, June 27th, 2023 @ 12:33 pm
By: Daily Wire
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An immigrant who came to the United States from Afghanistan and opened a business in Democrat-controlled San Francisco says that the conditions in the city are worse than in Afghanistan.
Published: Friday, June 16th, 2023 @ 2:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Californians for Equal Rights Foundation (CFER) filed a lawsuit accusing San Francisco of running racially discriminatory guaranteed income programs, which the organization says violate the 14th Amendment.
Published: Thursday, June 15th, 2023 @ 7:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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The unnamed female CEO of Twitter has already announced that her first act as CEO will be to increase the Tweet character limit all the way to 1,000,000.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 2:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In an effort to finally clean up the streets, San Francisco announced they will release several packs of monkeys into the city to help fling away all the poo.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 6:13 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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