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You've heard everyone talk about it. "When you look at the end of the Roman Empire and the current state of America, you can't help but see the parallels!" It's time to dig down and discover just how true that is.
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 2:18 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After the shock of a Special Counsel report that characterized the President as mentally incompetent to stand trial, Biden has joined the growing chorus of voices in calling for the President to step down.
Published: Tuesday, February 13th, 2024 @ 8:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A British museum has decided that an infamous Roman emperor was transgender, and will refer to him using female pronouns in the name of sensitivity.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 7:44 pm
By: Daily Wire
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I am not a veteran. I only have the greatest respect for those who have served, unsurpassed by all professions that keep America safe and strong.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 1:51 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Let's face it, guys, decorating isn't as simple as it sounds. You want your house or apartment to look legit, not like some uncultured goof lives there. And you know you can't ask a girl for advice, since girls don't know anything about proper decorating.
Published: Thursday, November 2nd, 2023 @ 12:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After a devastating and tragic surprise attack on Pearl Harbor, Japanese Emperor Hirohito has called for a ceasefire.
Published: Monday, October 16th, 2023 @ 9:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Controversial former U.S. women's soccer player Megan Rapinoe was not unemployed for long, as the Galactic Empire reportedly recruited the recently retired athlete to train its stormtroopers to shoot.
Published: Friday, October 6th, 2023 @ 10:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As the kingdom of Narnia continues to warm at an alarming rate, the White Witch issued a statement this morning blaming the troubling thaw on the recently arrived lion Aslan.
Published: Monday, September 25th, 2023 @ 10:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The text from my friend came in around 8:30 Sunday morning. He reported that antisemitic flyers were distributed on all the driveways in his Quail Hollow neighborhood.
Published: Thursday, September 14th, 2023 @ 9:24 am
By: Lib Campbell
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Emperor Palpatine was said to be very pleased with the latest ballistics report on stormtrooper marksmanship, as the Imperial Army's collective accuracy percentage improved dramatically after adding pistol braces to all blasters.
Published: Friday, September 8th, 2023 @ 8:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a new piece in the Daily Mail, the well-known science writer explains why he’ll be buying a new gas powered car before the UK’s electric vehicle mandate goes into effect in 2030.
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 11:48 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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As a sign of ongoing commitment and support for Ukraine in its war against Russia, American President Joe Biden has announced he is officially canceling the 2024 elections.
Published: Wednesday, August 16th, 2023 @ 12:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A longtime trustee of the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City has had nearly $70 million in looted artifacts seized in the past two years, though investigators haven’t suggested she, or her late husband, knowingly acquired them with that information.
Published: Tuesday, August 8th, 2023 @ 11:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Galactic Empire announced new merchandise today, with the Emperor releasing a special hat saying "But his Death Star".
Published: Thursday, July 27th, 2023 @ 10:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a bid to draw large corporate interests to conduct business in South Carolina and bring tens of thousands of jobs to the state, former governor and U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley has informed Emperor Palpatine that South Carolina is the ideal location to build a new Death Star.
Published: Monday, May 29th, 2023 @ 10:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The exiled Crown Prince of Iran, a staunch foe of the theocratic despotic Islamic Iranian regime which routinely threatens the state of Israel and regularly denies the Holocaust, is going to travel to the Jewish state to speak of peace.
Published: Thursday, May 25th, 2023 @ 6:21 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The U.S. Navy announced this week that it would be renaming a ship named for oceanographic pioneer Matthew Fontaine Maury because of Maury’s ties to the Confederacy during the later years of his life.
Published: Monday, March 20th, 2023 @ 2:00 am
By: Daily Wire
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A sphinx-like statue and a Roman-era stone slab with inscriptions on it have been discovered in Egpyt, the Ministry of Tourism and Antiquities announced in a press release Monday.
Published: Thursday, March 16th, 2023 @ 6:32 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Prime Minister of Japan admitted today that sushi was a giant prank by the people of Japan to see if they could get people to actually eat raw fish.
Published: Wednesday, February 22nd, 2023 @ 5:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Govt. tracking should not be happening
Published: Tuesday, February 14th, 2023 @ 5:07 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Hey ladies, have you ever just stared at your man and wondered what he was thinking? Relax! Your man isn't thinking about other women.
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2023 @ 4:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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During a courageous public statement denouncing Adolph Hitler in 2022, President Joe Biden deviated from his prepared remarks and recounted the time he personally faced off against Hitler while working as a lifeguard
Published: Wednesday, December 28th, 2022 @ 3:43 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Published in November of 1880
Published: Saturday, December 24th, 2022 @ 7:40 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Cites "Wacktivism" and Loss of Confidence in His Leadership Due to ESG Investing
Published: Sunday, December 11th, 2022 @ 12:40 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Not sure how to vote in the vote? Become an informed voter quickly and easily with this in-depth Election Day Study Guide! We tell you exactly where the major parties stand on the key issues.
Published: Monday, November 14th, 2022 @ 8:35 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Biden announced last evening the signing of the Tripartite Pact, a military alliance that solidifies the union of our nation's military with those of Benito Mussolini's Italian forces and Emperor Hirohito's Empire of Japan.
Published: Friday, September 9th, 2022 @ 10:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Destruction from within
Published: Saturday, August 20th, 2022 @ 1:31 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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A stash of ancient Roman coins buried throughout eastern England’s farmland has raised questions about the coins’ history.
Published: Saturday, July 23rd, 2022 @ 8:51 pm
By: Daily Wire
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We are all watching for signs that allude to subsiding inflationary pressures, hoping that our trips to the grocery store and gas station become less expensive.
Published: Thursday, July 7th, 2022 @ 8:05 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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The Empire recently passed a series of red flag laws designed to help identify individuals who might be a danger to themselves and others. The laws passed the Galactic Senate unanimously with one vote from the Emperor, since he is the Senate.
Published: Monday, July 4th, 2022 @ 1:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Next pandemic and current covid shots
Published: Saturday, July 2nd, 2022 @ 5:01 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Chants of “f*** Joe Biden” erupted on Tuesday night at the American League Championship Series postgame outside Fenway Park.
Published: Monday, June 20th, 2022 @ 11:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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Emperor Palpatine's office has announced the construction of a bigger and even more powerful Death Star equipped with a 9mm. The Death Star's blast is said to be so powerful it can blow the core out of a planet.
Published: Friday, June 10th, 2022 @ 11:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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