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Life was a lot simpler before video games came along. Remember when kids could play all day and build real memories that didn't involve a screen? Those were the days.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 1:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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While printing out coloring pages for his kids, local man Struthers Gabblestein found himself buying a new computer game that he will have time to play when he retires at age 85.
Published: Monday, October 24th, 2022 @ 11:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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BOSTON, MA—According to sources, a local man with over 337 hours logged in Elden Ring has leveled serious criticism against organized religion, calling it the "opiate of the masses."
Published: Tuesday, June 14th, 2022 @ 7:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, local woman Laura Berretta is now burning with an overwhelming urge to be ravished by her husband as he was finally crowned Elden Lord, ruler of The Lands Between.
Published: Saturday, May 7th, 2022 @ 1:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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