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Ronald Elden Allen, age 99, a resident of Pantego, NC died Tuesday November 7, 2023, at Ridgewood Manor Nursing Home in Washington.
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 9:33 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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BOSTON, MA—According to sources, a local man with over 337 hours logged in Elden Ring has leveled serious criticism against organized religion, calling it the "opiate of the masses."
Published: Tuesday, June 14th, 2022 @ 7:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, local woman Laura Berretta is now burning with an overwhelming urge to be ravished by her husband as he was finally crowned Elden Lord, ruler of The Lands Between.
Published: Saturday, May 7th, 2022 @ 1:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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