As public interest in getting the COVID-19 vaccine fell to a new low, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced that it will now be upping its incentive to giving 2 free donuts to anyone who takes the shot.
Published: Monday, January 29th, 2024 @ 1:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The drive-thru of a local Dunkin' Donuts was brought to a grinding halt this morning, as conservative media pundit, violinist, and doctor-husband Ben Shapiro continued his impassioned negative review of the new Barbie movie.
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 8:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man felt discouraged this morning during his daily weigh-in after discovering every calorie he burned competing in a triathlon yesterday was gained back by taking one bite of a donut.
Published: Wednesday, August 2nd, 2023 @ 2:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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To accommodate people who prefer sprinkling donuts with coffee instead of fully immersing their donuts in coffee, Dunkin’ Donuts recently announced plans to open new branches of their popular donut shops in communities with a large number of practicing Presbyterians.
Published: Saturday, May 14th, 2022 @ 9:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With pediatric associations now in agreement that "gender-affirming care,"—in which children are drugged to block puberty and then dismembered through surgery—is 100% scientific and beneficial to kids, they are now introducing "fat-affirming care" for children.
Published: Tuesday, April 19th, 2022 @ 6:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A new sweet spot opened in the Uptown District. Located at 409 Evans Street, Over the Top Sweet Shop offers an array of treats.
Published: Friday, March 4th, 2022 @ 7:55 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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