Dread it. Run from it. 2024 has arrived all the same. But fear not as the team at The Babylon Bee has been hard at work for you coming up with the most probable, and completely accurate 2024 predictions to help you make it through the New Year.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 12:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After viewing Jill Biden's newly-released holiday video, Chinese President Xi ordered the total ground invasion of the United States. According to sources, it was the dancing flower man who finally forced Xi's hand.
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 12:19 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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First Lady Jill Biden posted the dancing video on social media.
Published: Wednesday, January 10th, 2024 @ 12:40 am
By: Daily Wire
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Goldie Hawn recounted an alleged encounter she had with extraterrestrial beings when she was 20 years old.
Published: Tuesday, November 14th, 2023 @ 12:39 am
By: Daily Wire
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After claiming to have landed near the south pole of the Moon, the Indian Space Research Organization (ISRO) released what they claim is the first photo taken by their lunar lander.
Published: Saturday, October 21st, 2023 @ 5:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Representatives with the Hawaiian Department of Land and Natural Resources reached out to the public Friday, imploring whoever stole the ancient Tiki statue depicting Pele, goddess of fire, to please return it ASAP.
Published: Monday, October 9th, 2023 @ 12:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With the writers' strike entering its fourth month, workers associated with late-night comedy shows are falling on hard times - even the incredibly popular dancing vaccines from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
Published: Saturday, October 7th, 2023 @ 11:43 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After years of being totally obscured by Lizzo's shadow, her backup dancers have finally had enough.
Published: Tuesday, October 3rd, 2023 @ 9:31 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As news reports regarding plus-sized rapper/actress/flutist Lizzo's alleged outrageous acts that resulted in her being sued by former backup dancers, the Library of Congress discretely made the decision to thoroughly clean President James Madison's crystal flute
Published: Sunday, October 1st, 2023 @ 7:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A lawsuit brought by former members of Lizzo's backup dance team is alleging the corpulent singer terrorized them by eating them and their entire families.
Published: Friday, September 29th, 2023 @ 11:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Students explore interests, life at ECU through summer camps
Published: Saturday, September 9th, 2023 @ 12:05 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Elton John officially ended his more than 50 years of touring on Saturday, sending a message to his fans that his legendary career would not have been possible without them.
Published: Tuesday, July 25th, 2023 @ 7:57 am
By: Daily Wire
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Selfish local toddler Madeleine Russell completely failed to appreciate how fabulous and Instagram-worthy her first birthday party was.
Published: Friday, July 21st, 2023 @ 10:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Lou Wright went to live with Jesus Sunday, June 18, 2023.
Published: Friday, June 23rd, 2023 @ 9:40 am
By: Announcements
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The Beaufort Preforming Arts Collective (BPAC) is wrapping up its first class in partnership with Beaufort County Community College
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 3:59 pm
By: Attila Nemecz
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Legendary singer Tina Turner is dead at the age of 83, multiple outlets reported Wednesday.
Published: Wednesday, June 7th, 2023 @ 2:23 pm
By: Daily Wire
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On Monday, The North Carolina Senate unanimously passed Senate Bill 579, “Prevent Harm to Children,” which increases penalties for presenting obscene materials to minors.
Published: Monday, June 5th, 2023 @ 6:33 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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The North Carolina Senate passed a bill unanimously on Monday, May 1.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023 @ 7:22 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Legendary comedian Carol Burnett said her hit show could never happen today as she acknowledged that she misses the classic comedy sketch entertainment shows and would love to see them make a “come back.”
Published: Monday, May 8th, 2023 @ 1:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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Drag queen performances
Published: Tuesday, April 25th, 2023 @ 8:48 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Concert will run from March 22-26 in McGinnis Theatre
Published: Wednesday, March 29th, 2023 @ 9:26 am
By: ECU News Services
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Immerse yourself in popular music and dance showing through Feb. 26
Published: Thursday, March 2nd, 2023 @ 12:41 am
By: ECU News Services
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ECU awarded top honor in campus internationalization
Published: Wednesday, February 22nd, 2023 @ 11:28 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Viewers of the 65th Annual Grammy Awards slammed a performance on Sunday by Sam Smith and Kim Petras as “demonic” over its satanic theme.
Published: Thursday, February 9th, 2023 @ 6:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Student research project, performance explore healing from trauma
Published: Wednesday, February 8th, 2023 @ 11:55 pm
By: ECU News Services
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The Walt Disney Company caved to a righteous outcry of public pressure when it gutted beloved log flume attraction Splash Mountain, replacing any reference to its controversial film Song of the South in favor of The Princess and the Frog — a movie starring an African American princess
Published: Wednesday, February 1st, 2023 @ 9:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A biology paper misrepresented data used to support its claim that the field of evolutionary biology discriminates against disabled people, a Daily Wire analysis has found.
Published: Monday, January 23rd, 2023 @ 9:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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Just this past weekend, December 12, 2015, I experienced a fine local production of the Peter Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker, by the Greenville, North Carolina based NC Academy of Dance Arts / Dance Arts Theatre, featuring guest performers from the New York Ballet, and the Washington Ballet intermingled.
Published: Sunday, December 25th, 2022 @ 2:36 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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After years of fans demanding a plus-sized heroine, Disney responded with a short film about a young overweight ballet dancer with body dysmorphia.
Published: Thursday, December 8th, 2022 @ 11:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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An age-old tradition continued today as a newly hired restaurant hostess received her ceremonial nose ring in front of her colleagues following the end of her initial shift.
Published: Sunday, November 6th, 2022 @ 7:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Season 31 of “Dancing With the Stars” premiered Monday, showcasing its first-ever male same-sex dancing pair as drag queen Shangela joined the cast alongside professional dancer Gleb Savchenko.
Published: Tuesday, October 18th, 2022 @ 7:14 am
By: Daily Wire
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A nursing home has issued an apology after video went viral of a stripper hired to entertain wheel-chair bound senior citizens at a veteran home for retired army personnel.
Published: Wednesday, October 5th, 2022 @ 4:55 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Kenya welcomes ECU dance students studying, teaching abroad
Published: Monday, August 1st, 2022 @ 10:58 pm
By: ECU News Services
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A biologically male cheerleader who identifies as female has been added to the NFL’s Carolina Panthers cheerleading squad.
Published: Friday, June 10th, 2022 @ 6:33 pm
By: Daily Wire
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