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Pichai said the company is not to be used as a "personal platform" or to "debate politics"
Published: Saturday, May 4th, 2024 @ 9:47 pm
By: Daily Wire
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ECU construction management graduates are shaping the region
Published: Sunday, February 4th, 2024 @ 8:33 am
By: ECU News Services
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Every company wants to grow, thrive, and be successful, but only truly GREAT companies want to do it by focusing obsessively on the skin color and sexuality of their workers.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 12:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A former Fox News producer is suing the network, saying it fired him due to his “refusal to report false information,” such as concerns about harmful effects of COVID vaccines.
Published: Saturday, December 2nd, 2023 @ 10:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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Airport workers backed by one of the biggest labor unions in the nation protested at LAX Airport this week for stricter airline emissions regulations to combat “environmental racism.”
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 11:26 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Amid the vast savannah of cubicles that make up the marketing department, Gerald Kneevy is on the hunt. Following a brutal three-day weekend with little social interaction, the department accountant prowls the office in search of his next small-talk victim.
Published: Tuesday, September 19th, 2023 @ 11:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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This summer, 49 Golden LEAF Scholars are participating in the second cohort of the Rural Internship Initiative. In its first year, Golden LEAF had 20 interns working in rural North Carolina counties.
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 5:33 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Dual nursing, business degree program aims to improve health care administration
Published: Monday, August 14th, 2023 @ 8:59 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Since 2000, Golden LEAF has awarded approximately 6,000 scholarships to students from rural communities who are graduating with the skills, passion, and leadership experiences to help their home communities thrive.
Published: Tuesday, June 6th, 2023 @ 11:37 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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An adult male is reportedly still using the phrase "cool beans" despite the current year being 2023, sources say. Dallas Woodrow, an Arizona native, shocked co-workers at Desert Burro Ltd. when he used the term to acknowledge a job well done.
Published: Sunday, June 4th, 2023 @ 11:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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FBI officials reportedly suspended or revoked the security clearances of agents who spoke up against “politicized rot” at the bureau.
Published: Sunday, June 4th, 2023 @ 8:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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The March 1, 2023 deadline is fast approaching for the Golden LEAF Colleges and Universities Scholarship. Information and the application for the 2023-2024 school year is available at CFNC.org.
Published: Thursday, March 2nd, 2023 @ 2:46 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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According to CNN's Department of Diversity, Equity, & Inclusion, news anchor and prolific storyteller Don Lemon has been required to participate in sensitivity training until he can learn to quit referring to his coworkers as "Dusty Old Broads."
Published: Friday, February 24th, 2023 @ 8:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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One of Transportation Secretary Pete Buttgieg’s main objectives is to push equity into every facet of his department’s actions and policies.
Published: Wednesday, February 22nd, 2023 @ 1:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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Have you been wondering why so many people are suddenly collapsing? Well, it's definitely not in any way related to that one thing, that's for sure! The world's top experts have been hard at work studying what could cause this uptick in deaths.
Published: Monday, January 23rd, 2023 @ 2:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With the last hours of the Christmas and New Year's seasons ticking away, a local man found himself looking forward to the coming peace and quiet he will experience when returning to work after the holiday break.
Published: Thursday, January 5th, 2023 @ 12:01 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Is your husband cheating on you? We here at the Babylon Bee hate marital infidelity, so we consulted marriage experts to learn all the troubling signs to look for when a man isn't being faithful.
Published: Sunday, December 25th, 2022 @ 3:20 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Harvard University Management Professor Arthur Brooks admonished corporate leaders to reject the bullying of woke employees and focus on their bottom lines rather than involve themselves in culture war battles.
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 9:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden released a statement Wednesday pushing for “greater action” to be taken clamping down on Americans’ Second Amendment rights after a Walmart supervisor killed several people with a handgun this week.
Published: Sunday, December 18th, 2022 @ 8:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Treasured Pirates recognized for outstanding contributions to ECU
Published: Monday, December 12th, 2022 @ 12:50 pm
By: ECU News Services
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A Virginia Walmart night supervisor left behind a chilling “death note” before turning the store’s break room into a bloodbath Tuesday night, killing six store employees and injuring six others, the Chesapeake Police Department revealed Friday.
Published: Saturday, December 10th, 2022 @ 10:44 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local man Brian Reiner was raised in the church and remains a Christian to this day. But he recently ran into "a real conundrum," in that he realized this means he may face persecution in an increasingly secular world.
Published: Saturday, December 10th, 2022 @ 2:04 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, a local developer who was recently let go from Twitter is having a difficult time finding the meditation room at his new job at the SFO Airport Taco Bell.
Published: Monday, November 21st, 2022 @ 12:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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An age-old tradition continued today as a newly hired restaurant hostess received her ceremonial nose ring in front of her colleagues following the end of her initial shift.
Published: Sunday, November 6th, 2022 @ 7:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As Elon Musk takes over Twitter this week and begins looking for ways to make the $44 billion-dollar company more profitable, some employees are starting to worry about the future of their jobs.
Published: Thursday, November 3rd, 2022 @ 1:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A new poll found that nearly 75 percent of American voters with an opinion on the issue believe that the transgender movement has “gone too far” by encouraging underage minors to use drugs and surgeries to appear like the opposite sex.
Published: Tuesday, November 1st, 2022 @ 1:40 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Rather than going through the unmitigated awkwardness of sharing the gospel with his coworker Brad, local man Dave Cannon has instead quit his job and become a missionary to a remote village in Africa.
Published: Sunday, October 23rd, 2022 @ 12:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local pipe fitting outside salesman Jason Quintana emailed his coworker Carl today to see if he'd been able to work up the most recent quarterly sales report for the big Etherton Pipeline account.
Published: Saturday, October 22nd, 2022 @ 10:45 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man is being forced to leave behind friends, family, and even his own name to seek his fortune in a far-off country after accidentally ending a business call by saying "I love you."
Published: Sunday, October 16th, 2022 @ 3:49 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man is struggling to rid himself of his job despite ramping up his "quiet quitting" efforts over the last several weeks. Reports indicate that these challenges are likely the result of him being incredibly lazy at work from the very beginning.
Published: Tuesday, October 4th, 2022 @ 10:56 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After another controversial video was released showing the dark Jedi Force-choking a suspected Jedi Monday afternoon, Dark Lord of the Sith Supreme Darth Vader has been jailed on suspicion of excessive use of the Force.
Published: Saturday, September 24th, 2022 @ 9:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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So, you're working for a woke corporation. Sad! It's a hard life working for "the man," and it's even harder when "the man" is a non-binary pansexual neurodivergent transspecies disabled person who will fire you if you misgender them.
Published: Friday, July 15th, 2022 @ 12:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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