Do you think getting a job as a Harvard University professor is unattainable? Think again! Though Harvard is among the most prestigious and highly regarded institutions of higher learning in the world, a teaching position might be within your grasp.
Published: Monday, January 15th, 2024 @ 5:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Multiple sources lauded presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy's performance at last night's GOP debate, making him the clear frontrunner of people who will never be President.
Published: Sunday, January 7th, 2024 @ 9:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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While every state in the Union is way better than France, each has its upsides and downsides. We at The Babylon Bee have collected for you the biggest pros and cons of living in all fifty of these United States:
Published: Wednesday, October 11th, 2023 @ 11:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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CNN appears set to name a new CEO in the coming days after the leftist network fired their last CEO over the summer following a damning profile piece and a town hall debacle involving former President Donald Trump.
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 1:42 am
By: Daily Wire
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A damning leak from the hacked emails of conservative commentator Matt Walsh has revealed that in spite of the question posed by his documentary What Is A Woman?, he has actually known what a woman was this entire time.
Published: Thursday, May 18th, 2023 @ 7:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to CNN's Department of Diversity, Equity, & Inclusion, news anchor and prolific storyteller Don Lemon has been required to participate in sensitivity training until he can learn to quit referring to his coworkers as "Dusty Old Broads."
Published: Friday, February 24th, 2023 @ 8:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The world’s largest gathering of busybodies — AKA the World Economic Forum — is happening right now in Davos, Switzerland, leaving many to wonder who will step up and tell these know-it-alls to kick rocks.
Published: Thursday, January 26th, 2023 @ 2:09 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Former CNN anchor Brian Stelter hosted a panel on the “clear and present danger of disinformation” during the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, on Tuesday.
Published: Wednesday, January 25th, 2023 @ 1:42 am
By: Daily Wire
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It's that time of year again - when the mystic oracles at The Babylon Bee tell you what will happen in the next year with 100% accuracy! Will 2023 be better than this year? You decide!
Published: Friday, January 6th, 2023 @ 3:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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CNN CEO Chris Licht says he has taken a "stunning" level of hate, mostly from the Left, since taking over the top job at CNN earlier this year.
Published: Saturday, December 31st, 2022 @ 11:28 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Elon Musk popped in on journalists complaining about his decision to ban some of their brethren for allegedly doxxing him and his family, and told the reporters they "aren't special."
Published: Monday, December 26th, 2022 @ 7:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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New CNN CEO Chris Licht pushed back — hard — against claims that he wanted the network to be more “centrist” under his leadership, calling the notion “bulls***.”
Published: Saturday, December 17th, 2022 @ 8:53 am
By: Daily Wire
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Chris Licht, CNN’s new chairman and CEO, announced Tuesday his first big hires for on-air talent at the network following the firings of some hard-left hyper partisan personalities with more dismissals expected.
Published: Thursday, September 22nd, 2022 @ 12:58 am
By: Daily Wire
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Employees at CNN are reportedly panicking as Chris Licht, the company’s new chairman and CEO, is continuing to cut some of the network’s most hyper-partisan leftist “talent.”
Published: Tuesday, September 20th, 2022 @ 3:46 am
By: Daily Wire
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CNN White House correspondent John Harwood is out at the network as its parent company, Warner Bros. Discovery, overhauls its composition and lineup.
Published: Saturday, September 17th, 2022 @ 11:27 am
By: Daily Wire
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The axe is expected to keep swinging at CNN, where new President Chris Licht just fired longtime “Reliable Sources” host Brian Stelter and is taking aim at the network’s moribund morning show, “New Day,” according to a report.
Published: Saturday, September 3rd, 2022 @ 12:25 am
By: Daily Wire
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New CNN chairman and CEO Chris Licht did little to calm the nerves of highly partisan employees at the far-Left network this week after the cancelation of Brian Stelter’s show “Reliable Sources.”
Published: Friday, September 2nd, 2022 @ 5:01 am
By: Daily Wire
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CNN host Brian Stelter is out at CNN after the network decided to cancel his hyper-partisan show “Reliable Sources.”
Published: Monday, August 29th, 2022 @ 4:56 pm
By: Daily Wire
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CNN has pushed out Reliable Sources host Brian Stelter, marking the launch of a complete rebrand for the network as they reposition themselves to report actual news and earn the trust of their viewers.
Published: Sunday, August 28th, 2022 @ 4:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Beloved CNN host of Reliable Sources Brian Stelter is being let go from the network after being accused of sexual misconduct by Mrs. Potato Head.
Published: Tuesday, August 23rd, 2022 @ 2:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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CNN attacked famed podcast host Joe Rogan in a statement on Thursday after Rogan called out the network recently for falsely claiming that he consumed horse dewormer.
Published: Tuesday, August 23rd, 2022 @ 8:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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CNN anchor Brian Stelter conceded on Sunday that President Joe Biden’s embattled son Hunter Biden was more than just a right-wing media story — and that concerns over his foreign business dealings could potentially weigh down a 2024 re-election bid.
Published: Saturday, August 20th, 2022 @ 1:28 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The January 6th Committee is urging Americans to stay tuned until the very end of the hearings, as there will be another very special bonus hearing after the credits roll.
Published: Sunday, July 24th, 2022 @ 3:01 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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This week, fraternity member Bill Williamson died from alcohol poisoning during a drinking game. The rules of the game were simple: take a shot of whiskey every time the phrase "January 6" is uttered on CNN.
Published: Monday, July 4th, 2022 @ 1:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The world is in disbelief today upon hearing the news that Dr. Fauci, also known as the living embodiment of SCIENCE itself, has come down with COVID.
Published: Thursday, June 23rd, 2022 @ 4:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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News anchor Chris Wallace, who announced on Sunday that he was leaving Fox News after 18 years to join CNN, was met online with mixed reactions to the move.
Published: Monday, May 30th, 2022 @ 9:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The US dollar is losing value as a result of burgeoning Biden-flation. Before we all end up homeless, let's take some time to reflect on some things that are more valuable than the money in your bank account. Maybe you can barter for some of these killer items before it's too late!
Published: Tuesday, May 24th, 2022 @ 4:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Joe Rogan, host of the popular “The Joe Rogan Experience,” slammed CNN’s Brian Stelter and the network’s new subscription streaming service CNN+, which is now closing down just weeks after it launched.
Published: Tuesday, April 26th, 2022 @ 1:34 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Former Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey called out CNN’s Brian Stelter and a columnist for The Washington Post on Monday over a tweet that took aim at Fox News host Tucker Carlson.
Published: Thursday, April 21st, 2022 @ 4:39 pm
By: Daily Wire
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China has locked down tens of millions of its citizens, forbidding them from even leaving homes or apartments, which is leading to starvation and poverty. Still, President Xi Jinping is undeterred, saying these measures are necessary to maintain their stellar COVID record of zero deaths.
Published: Wednesday, April 20th, 2022 @ 8:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After years of waiting, the world finally has the opportunity to subscribe to CNN's new streaming service, CNN+.
Published: Monday, April 4th, 2022 @ 10:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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On Thursday evening, CNN’s Brian Stelter, host of “Reliable Sources,” admitted that the show’s podcast would inevitably discuss CNN Chief Jeff Zucker’s resignation this week
Published: Friday, February 25th, 2022 @ 9:09 am
By: Daily Wire
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Twitter Post from Brian Stelter
Published: Friday, February 18th, 2022 @ 12:07 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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CNN’s Brian Stelter was mocked this week after he complained during a segment on the left-wing network about the number of Americans that trust Joe Rogan more than CNN.
Published: Thursday, February 17th, 2022 @ 11:40 pm
By: Daily Wire
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