A gingerbread house in California has received several offers after being listed on Zillow for a mere $1.9 million.
Published: Friday, March 1st, 2024 @ 12:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, the city of Philadelphia is being plagued by looters stealing from liquor stores, electronics stores, and shoe stores. Reports indicate the looters are noble impoverished people just trying to find bread to feed their children.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 8:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, the prophet Ezekiel is absolutely kicking himself for not thinking to patent a recipe for sprouted flourless bread prepared over cow dung because he imagined no one in their right mind would want to eat it.
Published: Monday, June 12th, 2023 @ 8:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After collecting twelve baskets of leftover food from Jesus' miraculous feeding of the five-thousand, the disciples asked the kid who brought fish and loaves if perhaps his mom could pack wings and nachos next time.
Published: Tuesday, June 6th, 2023 @ 6:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local progressive and Anitfa member Declan Johnson has started to question his commitment to the communist revolution over concerns about a potential lack of gluten-free bread lines.
Published: Wednesday, February 8th, 2023 @ 9:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Two hundred and nineteen gingerbread house entrants took part in the nation’s largest Annual National Gingerbread House Competition in Asheville, N.C. this week.
Published: Thursday, December 22nd, 2022 @ 7:55 am
By: Carolina Journal
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ZORAH, ISRAEL — Following a string of record-breaking feats of strength, conditioning, and weight loss thanks to a full commitment to his keto lifestyle, Israelite strongman Samson found himself facing a whirlwind of temptation when his mistress Delilah took up baking sourdough loaves.
Published: Friday, December 9th, 2022 @ 10:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Experts in attendance at Friday's International Conference on Metaphysics and Theology were wowed as a panel on Jesus' miracles concluded that the miracle of feeding 5,000 people with "five little loaves and two little fish" was made possible thanks to Olive Garden's breadsticks.
Published: Thursday, August 25th, 2022 @ 11:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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ECU ranks high on Washington Monthly college guide lists
Published: Tuesday, September 8th, 2020 @ 7:47 am
By: ECU News Services
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Fried cornbread is a staple in the south. It may be elsewhere too -and masquerading by some other name, for all I know.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2017 @ 7:37 am
By: Michele Rhem
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Back in the 1950's Lucy and Ethel fought a good losing battle against automation. A funny Video flashback
Published: Tuesday, February 23rd, 2016 @ 9:09 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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