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The world is in shock today after the father of lies abruptly stepped down from his role as "the adversary." The Devil credited the astonishing performance of TikTok, an invention he reportedly developed together with his business partner Xi Jinping.
Published: Thursday, January 25th, 2024 @ 12:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In an effort to further smooth things over following the controversial decision to re-invite LGBTQ+ activist group Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, the Los Angeles Dodgers have now summoned Satan himself to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at Pride Night.
Published: Wednesday, June 21st, 2023 @ 10:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Peppa Pig's family vacation took an unexpected turn for the worse after Jesus of Nazareth healed a nearby demoniac.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023 @ 12:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Baal, the ancient Mesopotamian deity described in scripture and demonological textbooks such as Pseudomonarchia Daemonum has distanced itself from Balenciaga after the company's recent scandal.
Published: Tuesday, December 6th, 2022 @ 12:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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During a surprise appearance at a Donald Trump rally in Pennsylvania, Satan himself opened the proceedings with a word of prayer.
Published: Monday, November 14th, 2022 @ 8:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden has all but embraced Beelzebub in a last-ditch effort to shore up Democrats facing a bloodbath on Election Day.
Published: Wednesday, November 2nd, 2022 @ 7:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Demons of Hell have released a statement to NPR where they have unanimously agreed upon the importance of gender-affirming care for children.
Published: Saturday, May 14th, 2022 @ 8:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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I speak my mind whether my audience cares to hear what I stand and deliver, or not. This is a transparency /honesty feature that erupted in me many decades ago, when I was first elected to the office of Beaufort County Commissioner in November, 1994.
Published: Thursday, October 15th, 2020 @ 10:53 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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I speak my mind whether my audience cares to hear what stand and deliver, or not. This is a transparency /honesty feature that erupted in me many decades ago, when I was first elected to the office of Beaufort County Commissioner in November, 1994.
Published: Wednesday, October 14th, 2020 @ 12:34 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Conservative pundits like Ann Coulter, Karl Rove, Michael Barron, Charles Krauthammer et al were fairly confident in their predictions that Romney would sweep to victory.
Published: Sunday, November 25th, 2012 @ 8:13 pm
By: Alicia Colon
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We should be able to all agree on this one issue: Nobody plays malevolent cool like Samuel L. Jackson - nobody.
Published: Saturday, June 16th, 2012 @ 3:38 pm
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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