At long last, the end of the world is upon us. At any minute the trumpets will sound and we'll be caught up into heaven, leaving only our clothes and jewelry behind-- just like in the theologically accurate international blockbuster film Left Behind.
Published: Wednesday, July 5th, 2023 @ 12:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Biden is warning of a coming nuclear apocalypse, but don't worry! A thermonuclear war that wipes out most life on the planet wouldn't be all bad! Let's look at the bright side, shall we?
Published: Friday, October 21st, 2022 @ 12:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Researchers at the University of Arkansas have confirmed that the more products people order from conservative podcasts, the more likely they are to make it through the apocalypse.
Published: Sunday, May 29th, 2022 @ 12:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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