Dread it. Run from it. 2024 has arrived all the same. But fear not as the team at The Babylon Bee has been hard at work for you coming up with the most probable, and completely accurate 2024 predictions to help you make it through the New Year.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 12:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Billy Graham's experience
Published: Monday, March 18th, 2024 @ 3:16 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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First official report documenting sexual atrocities committed by Hamas reveals widespread rape, violent attacks directed on sexual organs
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 12:49 pm
By: Daily Wire
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SALISBURY, NC — Conservative Republican Bill Graham has launched a new campaign ad that sheds light on Mark Robinson’s recent history of downplaying the Holocaust and agreeing with Nazi conspiracy theories launched by Joseph Goebbels and Adolf Hitler.
Published: Friday, January 12th, 2024 @ 7:27 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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As the world seems to teeter on the brink of chaos, many wonder how much longer until reality itself unravels before their eyes.
Published: Sunday, December 24th, 2023 @ 1:49 am
By: Daily Wire
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Just one day after the unprecedented removal of Kevin McCarthy as Speaker of the House of Representatives, tragedy struck on Capitol Hill, as the crew tasked with moving Nancy Pelosi out of her long-occupied "hideaway" office was crushed to death by a sudden avalanche
Published: Sunday, December 3rd, 2023 @ 8:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Elon Musk said during an interview this week that the reason that he bought Twitter, which he later renamed X, was because he believed that the platform was being used as an information weapon to spread the woke “mind virus” around the world.
Published: Friday, November 17th, 2023 @ 8:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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At long last, the end of the world is upon us. At any minute the trumpets will sound and we'll be caught up into heaven, leaving only our clothes and jewelry behind-- just like in the theologically accurate international blockbuster film Left Behind.
Published: Wednesday, July 5th, 2023 @ 12:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Owners of a local resort were left discouraged after John the Apostle left their establishment a decidedly negative 1-star review following his stay.
Published: Friday, May 12th, 2023 @ 1:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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We are twenty months away from the 2024 elections and already candidates for governor have declared they are running.
Published: Sunday, April 16th, 2023 @ 4:33 am
By: Tom Campbell
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It would appear the end of the world has been postponed long enough for former child environmental star Greta Thunberg to be awarded an honorary doctorate from the University of Helsinki.
Published: Tuesday, April 4th, 2023 @ 3:06 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a stunning development resulting from the faltering of the United States banking system, banks have now begun calling their customers and asking for loans. According to reports, thousands of desperate bankers have called up lendees to ask for a few bucks.
Published: Monday, April 3rd, 2023 @ 12:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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China's Xi Jinping and Russia's Vladimir Putin have held a summit in Moscow, but negotiations have slowed to a standstill.
Published: Wednesday, March 29th, 2023 @ 11:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Thirteen billion people have already died horrible deaths mere hours after former President Donald Trump was reinstated to Twitter.
Published: Tuesday, December 27th, 2022 @ 8:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Elon Musk predicted a global recession that could last until 2024.
Published: Sunday, November 27th, 2022 @ 11:01 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Future Earth after an alien invasion, and eventually Tom Cruise's character is left to pick up a good many of the broken pieces. Sounds solid enough for a decent film.
Published: Sunday, November 27th, 2022 @ 10:44 am
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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Daily Wire Host and best selling author Matt Walsh addressed a crowd of about 400 people at the University of California, Berkeley after airing his acclaimed documentary “What is a Woman?”
Published: Saturday, November 26th, 2022 @ 6:26 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Biden is warning of a coming nuclear apocalypse, but don't worry! A thermonuclear war that wipes out most life on the planet wouldn't be all bad! Let's look at the bright side, shall we?
Published: Friday, October 21st, 2022 @ 12:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Prominent scientist backs up claim that there is ‘no climate emergency’
Published: Thursday, September 8th, 2022 @ 8:14 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Senator Feinstein pleads with lawmakers not to decommission Diablo Canyon Nuclear Power Plant
Published: Wednesday, September 7th, 2022 @ 11:16 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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A group of scientists at Rice University are experimenting with using dead spiders as “necrobotic” gripping claws, and the internet is horrified.
Published: Tuesday, August 9th, 2022 @ 3:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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“Anyone who has an ear should listen to what the Spirit says to the churches” (v. 7).
Published: Saturday, August 6th, 2022 @ 4:42 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Former Vice President and climate activist Al Gore has had trouble in recent years getting people to listen to his dire warnings about the coming climate apocalypse.
Published: Thursday, July 28th, 2022 @ 8:55 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Researchers at the University of Arkansas have confirmed that the more products people order from conservative podcasts, the more likely they are to make it through the apocalypse.
Published: Sunday, May 29th, 2022 @ 12:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Resurrection assurances
Published: Sunday, April 17th, 2022 @ 6:01 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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About six months ago, I prepared an article in which I mentioned technocracy, without knowing the full impact of the term.
Published: Wednesday, February 2nd, 2022 @ 9:18 am
By: John Woodard
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Social media users made #BareShelvesBiden trend near the top of Twitter on Sunday as they vented frustration over supply chain issues that continue to impact many U.S. consumers.
Published: Wednesday, January 12th, 2022 @ 3:36 pm
By: Daily Wire
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If you are checking your list twice this week, small businesses across the state are ready for you to stop by.
Published: Friday, December 31st, 2021 @ 8:42 am
By: Carolina Journal
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C-19 fraud
Published: Sunday, October 3rd, 2021 @ 5:15 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Mason Via of Danbury is having a lot of fun.
Published: Sunday, May 30th, 2021 @ 9:14 am
By: Carolina Journal
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