Slovakia and Italy express disgust
Published: Thursday, August 1st, 2024 @ 11:46 am
By: John Steed
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economic migrants falsely claim asylum status
Published: Wednesday, June 19th, 2024 @ 6:51 pm
By: John Steed
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leftwing ideology can kill
Published: Friday, April 26th, 2024 @ 8:37 pm
By: John Steed
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Daily Wire host Matt Walsh passed away Monday aboard Southwest Airlines Flight WN2208 after the passenger in front of him reclined her seat and crushed him to death, officials announced.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 6:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Joe Biden, who has portrayed himself as the champion of blue-collar workers, may be in for a rude surprise: former President Donald Trump has garnered a substantial amount of donations from workers in typically unionized industries.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 6:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Southwest Airlines, known for its humane "person of size" seating policy, was reportedly conned out of an entire row of seats by a Denver man who ate too many tacos. After some quick thinking, airline passenger Adrian Herald ate 17 tacos to score extra seating for free.
Published: Wednesday, February 28th, 2024 @ 10:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Southwest Airlines announced Friday that they have purchased a Boeing C-17 Globemaster widebody cargo aircraft that's capable of transporting your mom.
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 2:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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I am saddened to learn of Charlie Munger’s passing. He has been called an investing genius, business titan, philanthropist, sharp-witted vice-chair of Berkshire Hathaway and Warren Buffett’s right-hand man.
Published: Monday, February 12th, 2024 @ 7:57 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Southwest Airlines, with a positive reputation for supporting plus-size travelers, has taken a big step in providing robust support for its largest customers. Starting this week, fliers of size will be given a complimentary bed of hay and a feeding trough.
Published: Friday, January 12th, 2024 @ 1:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Southwest Airlines is going viral for their company-wide “Customer of Size” policy, which allows overweight travelers to potentially get extra seats for free if they don’t fit.
Published: Wednesday, January 10th, 2024 @ 8:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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An Alaska Airlines pilot reportedly saved hundreds of lives this week by deftly steering his plane to avoid dirigibles flown by hostile tribes of machine elves.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 2:14 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Hamas plan, shared by other radical Islamic groups, to drive the Jews out of Israel is having an unintended effect, as rising anti-Semitism around the globe after the Hamas massacre of Israelis on October 7 is reportedly catalyzing Jews to consider moving to Israel.
Published: Friday, December 8th, 2023 @ 7:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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House Judiciary Chairman Jim Jordan (R-OH) subpoenaed Bank of America this week over lawmakers’ investigation into the sharing of private financial data with the FBI related to the January 6 riot.
Published: Sunday, December 3rd, 2023 @ 8:27 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Following a much-publicized incident this week in which a flight had to turn back due to a passenger suffering from intestinal issues that created a biohazard, Delta Airlines has announced that all planes will be outfitted with an "explosive diarrhea' warning light.
Published: Sunday, November 12th, 2023 @ 3:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Airline passenger Lyle Finch defied the odds Thursday when he stood up faster than anyone else on American Airlines flight 2211 after it had come to a complete stop. Finch was subsequently awarded the gold medal to honor his incredible speed and initiative.
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 11:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Mrs. Dorothy Eudora Wilson Egli, age 94, a resident of Washington died Tuesday, October 17, 2023, at her home with her family by her side.
Published: Friday, October 27th, 2023 @ 11:32 am
By: Announcements
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed an executive order on Thursday that allows his administration to conduct rescue operations inside of Israel as 20,000 Americans remain trapped there.
Published: Tuesday, October 24th, 2023 @ 10:06 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Airport workers backed by one of the biggest labor unions in the nation protested at LAX Airport this week for stricter airline emissions regulations to combat “environmental racism.”
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 11:26 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Disgraced former Biden Energy Department official Samuel Brinton pleaded “no contest” this week after being caught on video allegedly stealing luggage at Harry Reid International Airport in Las Vegas.
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 10:38 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Black box recordings have confirmed that as United Flight 452 hurtled towards the earth in a giant fireball, flight attendant Alice Turner smugly derided the passengers who had failed to listen to her pre-flight safety presentation.
Published: Saturday, September 23rd, 2023 @ 12:21 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local lizard man spoke with reporters to provide a detailed account of a shameful incident of outright harassment he suffered on an airplane while trying to travel from Dallas to Orlando, Florida.
Published: Friday, September 15th, 2023 @ 1:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A federal judge in Raleigh has ordered the Syrian government to pay more than $1.1 billion to victims of ISIS terrorist attacks that took place from 2015 to 2017.
Published: Friday, September 15th, 2023 @ 7:56 am
By: Carolina Journal
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It was a clear beautiful, royal blue sky day on Wall Street. The S & P futures were up markedly, awaiting a positive open, as I turn to get my first cup of coffee. I return to CNBC to get the morning business news, when I notice that the S & P futures are falling, and they're falling fast.
Published: Monday, September 11th, 2023 @ 7:38 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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21 years ago, on September 10, 246 people went to sleep in preparation for their morning flights. 2,606 people went to sleep in preparation for work in the morning. 343 firefighters went to sleep in preparation for their morning shift.
Published: Monday, September 11th, 2023 @ 7:29 am
By: Diane Rufino
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In a bid to enhance the luxury experience of first-class passengers, airlines have introduced a new perk allowing them to smack everyone flying in coach with pool noodles all while shouting, "Poors! Filthy Poors!" as they pass by.
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2023 @ 8:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to a new report, flight delays and cancellations will plague the airline industry for the next ten years due to the shortage in the aviation industry of commercial pilots, mechanics and air traffic controllers.
Published: Saturday, August 12th, 2023 @ 9:55 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Several conservative measures, including a measure to reinstate pilots who lost their jobs after not taking the COVID vaccine, failed in the Republican-controlled House on Wednesday during debate on a bill to reauthorize the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA).
Published: Wednesday, August 9th, 2023 @ 12:36 pm
By: Daily Wire
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On Wednesday, the House Subcommittee on National Security, the Border, and Foreign Affairs held the much anticipated hearing on Unidentified Ariel Phenomena (UAP).
Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 6:28 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local gangster Jabba the Hutt has threatened legal action against United Airlines, accusing the company of discrimination after he was charged for multiple seats on a flight. Hutt alleges he is being treated differently because of his weight.
Published: Thursday, July 27th, 2023 @ 1:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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ECU students attend ‘Fat Ham,’ a reimagining of Shakespeare’s ‘Hamlet,’ on Broadway
Published: Saturday, June 10th, 2023 @ 1:41 pm
By: ECU News Services
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One of the largest public state pension funds in the nation has routinely accepted shareholder resolution advice from a woke proxy advisory firm based in San Francisco
Published: Tuesday, June 6th, 2023 @ 8:43 pm
By: Daily Wire
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