If you're a Dad who's always running around after your kids, doing house projects, and carrying in groceries, you may be burning more calories than you think! To avoid the shame of failing to maintain a perfect "Dad bod," use these tried-and-true tricks!
Published: Wednesday, February 15th, 2023 @ 12:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A frightened young boy refused to go to sleep last night until his mother checked underneath the bed to see if Madonna was lurking there. The boy, Trevor Birch, stayed up late Sunday night and accidentally caught a glimpse of the "Like a Virgin" singer
Published: Tuesday, February 14th, 2023 @ 4:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Canadian conservative activist and YouTuber Lauren Southern announced Tuesday that her parents had been banned from vacation rental property company Airbnb for being “closely associated” with their daughter.
Published: Monday, February 13th, 2023 @ 10:55 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A unanimous U.S. Appeals Court panel has upheld a lower court ruling for WakeMed in a dispute with multiple car crash victims.
Published: Monday, February 13th, 2023 @ 5:45 am
By: Carolina Journal
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After seeing his dazzlingly satanic performance at the Grammys, the Biden Administration has invited gay nonbinary singer Sam Smith to perform at the State of the Union.
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2023 @ 10:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden will deliver an hour-long address to America on Tuesday, laying out just how great everything is and delivering a mind-numbing laundry list of everything he hopes to do in the future.
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2023 @ 3:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A new court date has been set for North Carolina State Auditor Beth Wood, who was allegedly involved in a hit-and-run incident on Dec. 8 in downtown Raleigh.
Published: Friday, February 10th, 2023 @ 10:49 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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CNN’s Jake Tapper grilled Biden Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg on Sunday about the administration’s controversial handling of the Chinese spy balloon that traversed across the U.S. over the last several days.
Published: Friday, February 10th, 2023 @ 11:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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U.S. officials reportedly believe that they have identified a third Chinese spy balloon that is likely operating in the air right now, but they did not reveal its location.
Published: Friday, February 10th, 2023 @ 8:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Chinese foreign ministry responded to the U.S. military shooting down its spy balloon over the Atlantic Ocean on Saturday by claiming without evidence that the balloon was a civilian object and that the country was extremely upset by the action.
Published: Thursday, February 9th, 2023 @ 9:56 am
By: Daily Wire
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North Carolina’s State Auditor Beth Wood released a statement Jan. 23 apologizing for a hit-and-run accident in December that resulted in her state-owned vehicle partially sitting atop another parked car.
Published: Tuesday, February 7th, 2023 @ 11:10 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Former late-night talk show host Jay Leno had a wild and wacky ride on his most recent pogo stick excursion, according to sources. While navigating a staircase, Leno took a slip on a banana peel and bounced down 175 steps, ultimately landing on a cactus.
Published: Monday, February 6th, 2023 @ 9:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Walt Disney Company caved to a righteous outcry of public pressure when it gutted beloved log flume attraction Splash Mountain, replacing any reference to its controversial film Song of the South in favor of The Princess and the Frog — a movie starring an African American princess
Published: Wednesday, February 1st, 2023 @ 9:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After several recent instances of mishandled classified document scandals from both former President Donald J. Trump and current President Joe Biden, former Vice President Mike Pence has turned himself in to his childhood scoutmaster
Published: Sunday, January 29th, 2023 @ 2:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Actor Jeremy Renner shared a photograph over the weekend of his recovery following a tragic snow plow accident that he suffered earlier this month.
Published: Sunday, January 29th, 2023 @ 12:29 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The U.S. Food and Drug Administration today announced it is proposing a change to blood donor eligibility by using gender-inclusive, individual risk-based questions to reduce the risk of transfusion-transmitted HIV.
Published: Sunday, January 29th, 2023 @ 9:19 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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A Virginia lawmaker wants to make sure no parent is accused of child abuse for using their own offspring’s natural pronouns.
Published: Sunday, January 29th, 2023 @ 5:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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“Will and Grace” star Leslie Jordan’s cause of death has finally been revealed three months after news broke that the actor was found without a pulse inside his crashed car. He was 67.
Published: Saturday, January 28th, 2023 @ 10:49 am
By: Daily Wire
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Push suicide, get organs
Published: Friday, January 27th, 2023 @ 7:32 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Prosecutors have charged actor Alec Baldwin with involuntary manslaughter in connection with the shooting of cinematographer Halyna Hutchins in 2021 on the set of the film “Rust.”
Published: Thursday, January 26th, 2023 @ 9:27 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Ukrainian Interior Minister Denys Monastyrskyi perished along with more than a dozen others when the helicopter he was on crashed into a kindergarten in a Kyiv suburb Wednesday.
Published: Thursday, January 26th, 2023 @ 12:46 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Have you been wondering why so many people are suddenly collapsing? Well, it's definitely not in any way related to that one thing, that's for sure! The world's top experts have been hard at work studying what could cause this uptick in deaths.
Published: Monday, January 23rd, 2023 @ 2:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Claim recovery could take two years
Published: Monday, January 23rd, 2023 @ 1:05 pm
By: Daily Wire
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State lawyers ask the N.C. Court of Appeals two throw out two lawsuits involving public school buses that caused property damage. Both buses were delivering meals to remote-learning students during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Published: Sunday, January 22nd, 2023 @ 9:30 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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George Washington University law professor Jonathan Turley ripped into White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, claiming that the only thing President Joe Biden’s administration was actually “transparent” about was their abject unwillingness “to answer questions.”
Published: Saturday, January 21st, 2023 @ 12:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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Following the courageous example of USC, which just banned the word "field" for its racist connotations, Harvard University has announced they will no longer allow students or faculty to use the word "Harvard" due to its own tragic history of racism.
Published: Friday, January 20th, 2023 @ 11:52 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Ever since changing over to the Jesus Storybook Bible, local man Dan Smith has been totally dominating his Bible-In-A-Year plan.
Published: Wednesday, January 18th, 2023 @ 8:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Federal Aviation Administration has shut down flights after Secretary of Transportation, Pete Buttigieg fell asleep on the department's "SHUT DOWN ALL AIR TRAVEL" Button once again.
Published: Tuesday, January 17th, 2023 @ 9:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Across the nation, Americans are coming to terms with the catastrophic news that Congress has resumed functioning.
Published: Wednesday, January 11th, 2023 @ 12:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former NFL running back Peyton Hillis, who was on the cover of the 2012 Madden NFL video game, has been hospitalized after reportedly saving his children from drowning in the ocean.
Published: Wednesday, January 11th, 2023 @ 12:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Big brother is watching
Published: Wednesday, January 11th, 2023 @ 8:05 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Following the horrific accident that sidelined Hawkeye, the remaining Avengers have reportedly joined forces to strike back against the villainous Snow Plow.
Published: Tuesday, January 10th, 2023 @ 12:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Amid protracted negotiations for the speakership in the House Of Representatives, former House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (CA, R) has issued a stern admonition that further delay in the process could hold up the important work of continued funds for Ukraine.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 6:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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