Despite launching an extensive investigation and having access to visitor logs of everyone who enters or exits the room, Secret Service agents have announced they are unable to identify the individual who has been meeting with foreign oligarchs in the Oval Office
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 11:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Dirty politics in Washington, North Carolina rears its ugly head.
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 3:44 pm
By: Gary Ceres
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Michelle Jennings Jefferson, age 47, a resident of Washington, NC, passed away peacefully into the arms of Jesus at her home on October 13, 2023, after a courageous battle with cancer.
Published: Monday, October 16th, 2023 @ 9:37 am
By: Announcements
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The Cuban embassy in Washington, D.C., was the target of a “terrorist attack” after two Molotov cocktails were thrown at the building on Sunday evening, according to Cuba’s Minister of Foreign Affairs.
Published: Monday, October 16th, 2023 @ 7:07 am
By: Daily Wire
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A Washington Post columnist who once led the paper’s international opinions section lent support this week to those kidnapping, raping, and killing Israeli citizens.
Published: Saturday, October 14th, 2023 @ 5:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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Forced into playing defense following the deadly attacks perpetrated by Hamas, the White House aggressively denied the $6 billion it sent to Iran had anything at all to do with the $6 billion worth of rockets launched into Israel.
Published: Saturday, October 14th, 2023 @ 4:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Voters deserve better
Published: Friday, October 13th, 2023 @ 10:00 am
By: John Steed
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Anthony DeLone Cutler, born on June 6, 1982, in Beaufort County, NC, left this world on October 10, 2023, in Washington, NC after a hard-fought battle with cancer.
Published: Thursday, October 12th, 2023 @ 9:27 am
By: Announcements
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House National Climate Task Force reported today that NASA scientists have discovered a mysterious spike in global warming every year between June and August.
Published: Tuesday, October 10th, 2023 @ 11:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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city audit disappears from agenda
Published: Tuesday, October 10th, 2023 @ 2:13 pm
By: John Steed
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A committee of the New York City Council is set to vote Tuesday on a proposal that could result in monuments to figures like George Washington and Christopher Columbus being taken down.
Published: Tuesday, October 10th, 2023 @ 9:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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Sadler machine needs to be rejected
Published: Friday, October 6th, 2023 @ 2:58 pm
By: John Steed
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Senate Democrats have recruited a professional puppeteer to assist 90-year-old Dianne Feinstein by moving her dead limbs and speaking for her whenever needed, according to sources. Feinstein is now expected to retain her senate seat forever.
Published: Thursday, October 5th, 2023 @ 10:04 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Trump appeared in court yesterday after Special Council Jack Smith charged him with the high crime of questioning his election results while not being a Democrat.
Published: Monday, October 2nd, 2023 @ 6:31 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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unethical behavior likely corrupt
Published: Monday, October 2nd, 2023 @ 1:15 pm
By: John Steed
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Mr. Murrel Edward Jordan, age 84, a resident of Everett Road, Washington passed away Sunday, October 1, 2023 at his home.
Published: Monday, October 2nd, 2023 @ 10:41 am
By: Announcements
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In a press briefing this morning, the White House praised the overwhelming success of "Bidenomics," as the average American now has twice as many jobs as they had two years ago.
Published: Sunday, October 1st, 2023 @ 5:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As news reports regarding plus-sized rapper/actress/flutist Lizzo's alleged outrageous acts that resulted in her being sued by former backup dancers, the Library of Congress discretely made the decision to thoroughly clean President James Madison's crystal flute
Published: Sunday, October 1st, 2023 @ 7:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Tensions rose in the White House today after President Joe Biden called an urgent meeting with top administration members. According to reports, the team convened in the White House Situation Room to have a leisurely discussion about the weather.
Published: Thursday, September 28th, 2023 @ 11:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After careful consideration, the Biden family announced that they have officially designated Hunter for assignment to make room for their 7th grandchild on the family roster.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 3:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A columnist for The Washington Post snapped during an appearance on a podcast with host Noam Dworman this week after he was questioned about reporting on President Joe Biden’s son, Hunter Biden.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 9:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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Mrs. Lydia Icelean Boyd Wynne, age 90, a resident of Cherry Run Road, Washington, passed away Monday, September 25, 2023, at ECU Health Beaufort Hospital in Washington.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 9:28 am
By: Announcements
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Time to kick out the elitist martini sippers from power.
Published: Friday, September 22nd, 2023 @ 9:25 pm
By: Gary Ceres
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Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) said that Democrats in Washington, D.C., wouldn’t vote to remove President Joe Biden from office if he’s impeached even if there was video evidence of him accepting “bags of cash” from Russian oligarchs.
Published: Friday, September 22nd, 2023 @ 4:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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How Washington, North Carolina neglects African-American, Latino and Poor Communities
Published: Friday, September 22nd, 2023 @ 12:50 am
By: Gary Ceres
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Attorney General Merrick Garland's integrity was called into question during a hearing before the House Judiciary Committee Wednesday when Republican lawmakers noted the "Kill Trump" tattoo emblazoned on his forehead.
Published: Thursday, September 21st, 2023 @ 10:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Unofficial poll of who you support
Published: Wednesday, September 20th, 2023 @ 11:12 pm
By: Gary Ceres
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Robert Alphonso Jackson, Jr. entered into peaceful eternal rest on September 8, 2023, at the age of 85.
Published: Wednesday, September 20th, 2023 @ 9:22 am
By: Announcements
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The United States Secret Service concluded its investigation into the theft of hamburgers owned by notable clowned man Ronald McDonald after a full-scale search turned up no sign of the missing burger sack or a viable suspect.
Published: Tuesday, September 19th, 2023 @ 8:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With the rumor mill still churning despite the Secret Service closing its investigation, President Joe Biden blamed the presence of cocaine in the West Wing of the White House on a black man who used to live there.
Published: Monday, September 18th, 2023 @ 2:54 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Washington City Council meetings require more time, public input and discussion.
Published: Saturday, September 16th, 2023 @ 12:01 am
By: Gary Ceres
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Re-elect Donald Sadler or Elect Bobby Roberson
Published: Friday, September 15th, 2023 @ 11:40 pm
By: Gary Ceres
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time to stop Tammany Hall style city government
Published: Friday, September 15th, 2023 @ 7:58 am
By: John Steed
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Washington Democratic Governor Jay Inslee was sued Wednesday by a nonprofit legal group seeking to stop the enforcement of a law allowing the state to hide child sex-change surgeries from parents.
Published: Tuesday, September 12th, 2023 @ 8:01 am
By: Daily Wire
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