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As voting for Presiding Officer over the House Of Representatives stretches into a 14th ballot, some analysts have begun calling for an outsider to energize the stalled process, rather than continuing with negotiations centered around Kevin McCarthy.
Published: Tuesday, January 10th, 2023 @ 9:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Democratic Rep. Adam Schiff of California accused a reporter of spreading “conspiracies” and asked Twitter to suspend him months before the reporter was booted from the platform.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 10:33 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Amid protracted negotiations for the speakership in the House Of Representatives, former House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (CA, R) has issued a stern admonition that further delay in the process could hold up the important work of continued funds for Ukraine.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 6:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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If there’s one thing the Washington political class admires, it’s a shameless fund raiser.
Published: Saturday, January 7th, 2023 @ 10:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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If you think the GOP got a rotten deal, then you must not support U.S. troops and want to help the Chinese Communist Party, according to Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY)
Published: Saturday, January 7th, 2023 @ 9:12 am
By: Daily Wire
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As you may know, our government just passed a very important and necessary omnibus spending bill to make sure all the important government activities remain funded! Whew, what a relief!
Published: Friday, January 6th, 2023 @ 7:14 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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It's that time of year again - when the mystic oracles at The Babylon Bee tell you what will happen in the next year with 100% accuracy! Will 2023 be better than this year? You decide!
Published: Friday, January 6th, 2023 @ 3:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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KYIV — Somber news came out of war-torn Ukraine today as reports confirmed Santa Claus's sleigh had been mistaken for a hostile Russian aircraft and was shot down by a Ukrainian surface-to-air missile as it flew over the greater Kyiv area early this morning.
Published: Tuesday, January 3rd, 2023 @ 10:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Tragedy struck Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky Friday as he shot himself in the eye with a rocket launcher he had received only days before as a gift from the United States.
Published: Monday, January 2nd, 2023 @ 1:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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On the heels of a much-publicized prisoner exchange involving WNBA basketball player Brittney Griner, the Biden Administration issued a call for an urgent need to help Ukraine hunt for a notorious Russian arms dealer known as the "Merchant of Death,"
Published: Thursday, December 29th, 2022 @ 2:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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When Kamala Harris and Nancy Pelosi waved the Ukrainian flag from the House rostrum last week before a global television audience, it signaled not only further erosion of American sovereignty but also a clear signal World War III soon to escalate.
Published: Monday, December 26th, 2022 @ 7:52 pm
By: The Correspondent
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As a part of the $50 billion aid package being sent to Ukraine, Congress has also offered to throw in one $5 billion wall that's just lying around at the southern border not being used.
Published: Saturday, December 24th, 2022 @ 9:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Only a day after his address to Congress, Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky was seen ringing a bell next to a red donation bucket while standing outside the entrance to the U.S. Capitol building.
Published: Saturday, December 24th, 2022 @ 4:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Russian president Putin arrived in Minsk Monday to consult with president Lukashenko and advise Moscow's winter offensive now slated for launch the evening of January 6/7 from Belarus.
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 11:48 pm
By: The Correspondent
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Sources say Biden is feeling nervous after an unexpected visit from his Ukrainian boss Volodymyr Zelensky just as the White House was wrapping things up to go home for the holidays.
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 1:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As Congress continued to conduct its final pieces of business before the holiday break, lawmakers warned that a total government shutdown could ensue if an agreement to send an additional package of tens of billions of dollars to Ukraine is not made by Friday.
Published: Thursday, December 22nd, 2022 @ 10:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Biden administration is preparing to send the Patriot missile defense system to Ukraine to help its forces fend off Russian aerial attacks, according to multiple reports.
Published: Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 @ 8:38 am
By: Daily Wire
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While some have called trading Britney Griner for Russia's "Merchant Of Death" the worst trade in the history of trades, the Biden administration isn't done yet! Here are 10 more trades our Commander-In-Chief is planning to make before 2023 is over.
Published: Saturday, December 17th, 2022 @ 1:16 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A small commotion broke out and stopped Christmas shoppers in their tracks at a local mall today, as Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky was seen sitting on the mall Santa's lap and overheard asking for an additional $50 billion in funding for his nation's ongoing war against Russia.
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 1:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Top Republicans in Congress promised to put an end to bloated funding bills for Ukraine.
Published: Sunday, December 11th, 2022 @ 9:18 am
By: Daily Wire
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Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has been named Time Magazine’s Person of the Year.
Published: Sunday, December 11th, 2022 @ 5:59 am
By: Daily Wire
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That was quick.
Published: Wednesday, November 30th, 2022 @ 11:25 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Joe Biden is the most popular president in history. You can't throw a rock without hitting someone who voted for him! So, the chances are high that someone you love is a Biden voter.
Published: Saturday, November 26th, 2022 @ 9:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
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On Tuesday, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky sounded the alarm and called upon NATO allies to finally, directly, enter the war after an alleged Russian missile hit a Polish town, killing two people and causing destruction.
Published: Friday, November 25th, 2022 @ 9:57 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Members of the United Nations General Assembly on Monday called upon Russia to pay Ukraine war reparations due to violations of international law.
Published: Tuesday, November 22nd, 2022 @ 7:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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SpaceX founder and CEO Elon Musk said he followed the “recommendation” of a Ukrainian diplomat who told Musk to “f*** off,” which came in response to Musk proposing a peace deal to end Russia’s war in Ukraine
Published: Friday, November 11th, 2022 @ 12:26 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Nissan announced on Tuesday that the company will sell all operations in Russia to an entity of the nation’s government.
Published: Thursday, November 10th, 2022 @ 11:34 am
By: Daily Wire
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Congressman Jerry Nadler (D-NY) reportedly fought with fellow Democratic leaders — including House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and Impeachment Manager Adam Schiff (D-CA) — over the first impeachment proceedings against former President Donald Trump.
Published: Tuesday, November 1st, 2022 @ 1:55 am
By: Daily Wire
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With the fate of all mankind teetering on the brink of elimination, if not outright extinction as reconstituted Russian battle formations prepare to strike western Ukraine from Belarus, we are reminded that most nuanced wisdom from The Big Man of the 79th.
Published: Friday, October 28th, 2022 @ 3:43 pm
By: The Correspondent
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In response to Russian Dictator Vladimir Putin's war with Ukraine resulting in the deaths of tens of thousands of soldiers and civilians, the European Union has unanimously voted to designate Putin "a real jerk."
Published: Sunday, October 23rd, 2022 @ 10:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Russia is already a loser in its war against Ukraine, Ben Shapiro said Friday, but the U.S. could end up one as well if it keeps pumping billions into the tattered nation with no end in sight.
Published: Thursday, October 20th, 2022 @ 11:46 pm
By: Daily Wire
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If Saudi Arabia’s claim that President Joe Biden sought to delay oil production cuts to boost Democrats’ chances in the upcoming midterms is true, his new pledge to punish the Kingdom sounds like the kind of quid pro quo that got former President Trump impeached, Ben Shapiro said.
Published: Thursday, October 20th, 2022 @ 10:05 am
By: Daily Wire
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Russia unleashed a devastating barrage of missile strikes Monday morning throughout Ukraine, striking all major cities including Kyiv in apparent revenge for the attack on a key bridge connecting Crimea to the Russian mainland.
Published: Wednesday, October 12th, 2022 @ 7:18 pm
By: Daily Wire
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