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Following the embarrassing accounting blunder that resulted in an additional $6.2 billion being sent to Ukraine, Department of Defense officials announced another $40 billion had been discovered underneath some couch cushions at the Pentagon.
Published: Sunday, August 6th, 2023 @ 5:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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So far, there are no reports of hazardous materials leaking.
Published: Saturday, August 5th, 2023 @ 2:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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In a memo reported to have been sent company-wide recently, the Corporate Diversity Officer for tech giant GooBooplezon reminded all employees that race inspections are scheduled for next Thursday and are mandatory.
Published: Thursday, August 3rd, 2023 @ 2:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A homeless woman was found dead in a 12-acre California park last weekend after a local landscaper called authorities minutes after fatally mowing over her while she slept in overgrown vegetation.
Published: Thursday, August 3rd, 2023 @ 12:40 am
By: Daily Wire
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Official Data Accidentally Published In China Reveals True Scale Of COVID Deaths In Communist NationOfficial data was accidentally published in a province of communist China this week showing that the country has dramatically underreported the true extent of the damage that the coronavirus pandemic has had on its people.
Published: Wednesday, August 2nd, 2023 @ 2:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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KYIV — After it was revealed that an accounting error inadvertently sent another $6.2 billion to Ukraine, President Zelensky admitted he has already spent all the money from the accounting error as well as the money from the next three accounting errors.
Published: Tuesday, August 1st, 2023 @ 2:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As of now, only two third-party candidates have announced their campaigns for NC governor and they are both libertarians, setting up a third party primary for Super Tuesday in March, 2024.
Published: Tuesday, August 1st, 2023 @ 2:07 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Republican lawmakers accidentally disclosed numerous messages revealing more about a conspiracy to cover up the likely origins of COVID-19 because of faulty image cropping.
Published: Monday, July 31st, 2023 @ 5:33 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Scientists who authored a paper on the origins of COVID-19 agreed the best course of action was to downplay the Chinese lab leak theory over concerns about international fallout, newly released internal messages show.
Published: Saturday, July 29th, 2023 @ 3:27 pm
By: Daily Wire
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More than a thousand people have died this year.
Published: Monday, July 24th, 2023 @ 7:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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The email was first reported this week by GUSD Parents Voices.
Published: Monday, July 24th, 2023 @ 7:24 am
By: Daily Wire
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A 43-year-old father of three who was in the World Trade Center during the September 11, 2001, terror attack died on Tuesday after saving children involved in a boating accident on Lake Michigan.
Published: Sunday, July 23rd, 2023 @ 8:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Dallas Police Department will require residents to fill out some police reports online instead of calling 911 to free officers to respond to more serious crimes.
Published: Saturday, July 22nd, 2023 @ 7:55 pm
By: Daily Wire
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OceanGate announced Thursday that it is suspending operations after its Titan submersible imploded last month during a tour of the Titanic, killing all five people on board.
Published: Thursday, July 20th, 2023 @ 6:07 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Disaster quickly unfolded after the Canadian government accidentally switched the published numbers for the suicide prevention hotline and the suicide assistance hotline.
Published: Wednesday, July 19th, 2023 @ 7:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Being cool is a state of mind, but you also need to know what you're doing so you don't end up looking like a total dork. Take smoking a cigar for example. If done correctly, you're the coolest guy in the room, but if you don't pull it off, everyone will think you're a loser.
Published: Tuesday, July 18th, 2023 @ 9:35 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A Missouri county named for Andrew Jackson will remove two statues of the former president despite county residents previously voting to keep the monuments up.
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 4:08 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Recently discovered evidence has led biblical scholars to believe Noah made the mistake of washing his ark the day before it began raining. This new understanding has given researchers reason to think the flood itself may have been the result of this rookie mistake.
Published: Sunday, July 16th, 2023 @ 7:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Three journalists investigating the origin of SARS-CoV-2, the virus that causes COVID-19, say the first three patients who contracted the virus were lab researchers at the Wuhan Institute of Virology (WIV).
Published: Wednesday, July 5th, 2023 @ 1:14 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a stunning breakthrough for the cleaning industry, Oxi-Clean announced today the release of their most powerful cleaning product yet: Oxi-Clean Clinton-Strength!
Published: Tuesday, July 4th, 2023 @ 6:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a touching display of leadership and solidarity, Biden fell to the ground yesterday in support of LGBTQ rights.
Published: Tuesday, June 27th, 2023 @ 1:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sasha Latypova
Published: Tuesday, June 20th, 2023 @ 10:23 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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DNA found in covid-19 shots
Published: Tuesday, June 20th, 2023 @ 8:33 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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A terrified paparazzi photographer is asking for privacy following an altercation with the Duchess of Sussex in downtown NYC this week.
Published: Thursday, June 15th, 2023 @ 7:48 am
By: Babylon Bee
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NCDHHS Encourages Safe Swimming and Safe Grilling For a Healthy Summer Ahead of Memorial Day WeekendWith summer just around the corner, the North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services encourages the use of safe swimming and grilling practices to minimize the risk of illness, injury and death.
Published: Thursday, June 15th, 2023 @ 12:06 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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A section of Interstate 95 in Philadelphia collapsed on Sunday when a tanker truck carrying a petroleum-based product caught fire beneath an overpass, according to officials.
Published: Wednesday, June 14th, 2023 @ 5:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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Richard Harvey will serve 100 hours of community service.
Published: Monday, June 12th, 2023 @ 11:11 am
By: Daily Wire
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A combination of physical therapy and neurological implants has restored a man’s control over his lower body after 12 years of paralysis.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 12:21 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The criminal charges against actor Alec Baldwin in the fatal on-set shooting of the movie “Rust” have reportedly been dropped.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 6:42 am
By: Daily Wire
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Tragedy unfolded at today's coronation after King Charles lost control of his ice powers and froze most of London.
Published: Monday, June 5th, 2023 @ 11:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A unanimous N.C. Court of Appeals panel is allowing a woman to move forward with her lawsuit against the city of Raleigh and one of its employees. The employee injured the woman in an auto accident in 2018.
Published: Monday, June 5th, 2023 @ 11:04 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Florida Republican governor and 2024 presidential candidate Ron DeSantis (R) recently signed a bill that bans children from attending events that include “sexually explicit content,” such as drag shows or drag brunches.
Published: Saturday, June 3rd, 2023 @ 5:24 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The U.S. Food and Drug Administration finalized its recommendations to expand eligibility for blood donation to include gender-inclusive, individual risk-based questions to reduce the risk of transfusion-transmitted HIV.
Published: Friday, June 2nd, 2023 @ 7:25 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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A Florida apiarist was bee-reft of over a million bees after a truck slammed into him while hauling his hives.
Published: Tuesday, May 30th, 2023 @ 8:47 am
By: Daily Wire
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