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Was it just me or did Christmas come too early? Yes, it's always December 25th, but it seemed like we were still eating Halloween candy when Christmas neighbor goodies started showing up on our doorstep.
Published: Thursday, December 29th, 2022 @ 4:05 am
By: Tom Campbell
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With its shallow inlets, North Carolina’s Outer Banks became a haven for many pirates during the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries.
Published: Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 @ 2:31 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Elon Musk finalized the purchase of Santa's Workshop this week and immediately released internal e-mails which show how the naughty and nice lists were created.
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 2:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Comedian Bill Maher unloaded on the “scolds” he blamed for taking all the fun out of Halloween, arguing that people needed a holiday where they were allowed — and even expected — to be a little irreverent and throw the “rules” out the window.
Published: Saturday, December 10th, 2022 @ 6:17 pm
By: Daily Wire
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23-point swing toward DeSantis from Trump since June, 46-point swing since one year ago
Published: Monday, December 5th, 2022 @ 8:57 am
By: Daily Wire
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As of Halloween morning, 1,160,747 ballots have been accepted in the N.C. 2022 midterms, and Democrats are seeing a 3.54% reduction in their usual early-voting advantage.
Published: Sunday, November 27th, 2022 @ 11:04 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Those treat bowls at your neighbor’s door might be a bit sparse this year, or at least void of the good stuff.
Published: Sunday, November 27th, 2022 @ 8:41 am
By: Carolina Journal
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As I grow older, I am reverting back to my years of listening to music.
Published: Monday, November 14th, 2022 @ 9:45 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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An international Protestant council of scholars and theologians has met this week and formally declared that the commandment "Thou Shalt Not Steal" does not apply to parents repossessing their children's Halloween haul.
Published: Monday, November 7th, 2022 @ 7:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Many transphobic conservatives will refuse to send their sons and daughters to drag queen story hour just because they don't want a grown man in lingerie spending time with their kids.
Published: Sunday, November 6th, 2022 @ 11:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With the arrival of Halloween, local parents are engaged in their annual tradition of buying giant bags of candy to give away to trick-or-treaters on their doorstep while simultaneously sending their own costumed children out to go door-to-door to collect giant bags of candy.
Published: Sunday, November 6th, 2022 @ 9:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Halloween got off to a rocky start at the White House Monday when President Joe Biden complimented Dylan Mulvaney on his girl costume.
Published: Sunday, November 6th, 2022 @ 3:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources from the eternal realm, Jesus knows exactly what your church's so-called "Harvest Festival" really is.
Published: Sunday, November 6th, 2022 @ 2:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Highlights NC ABLE Program and the Department of State Treasurer While Delivering a Surprise Return of $4,512.36 in Missing Money to the School's Administration
Published: Sunday, November 6th, 2022 @ 2:39 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Attached is today’s statistics for One Stop.
Published: Thursday, November 3rd, 2022 @ 3:13 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Be alert! Horror movies are proven to murder your soul by decapitating it with a spiritual machete.
Published: Saturday, October 29th, 2022 @ 9:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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On Monday, the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) released its estimates on the cost of President Biden’s executive action to cancel student loan debt. They found that this will cost $400 billion. The White House has still not released its own estimate.
Published: Tuesday, October 25th, 2022 @ 1:31 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Many Americans will spend October stoking fear and building tension, with no shortage of blood-curdling screams. Then there’s Halloween.
Published: Monday, October 24th, 2022 @ 12:56 pm
By: Luka Laden
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With holiday festivities gearing up in the nation's capital, sources in the White House confirmed that First Lady Jill Biden has chosen her Halloween costume, which will include a white lab coat and stethoscope to make her look like a real doctor.
Published: Sunday, October 23rd, 2022 @ 11:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In promising news for murderers everywhere, the results of a new study indicate the month of October is the perfect time to bury a dead body in your own front yard.
Published: Wednesday, October 19th, 2022 @ 6:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In preparation for Halloween, White House staffers have spent days adorning the premises with frightening decorations. One prop stands out above the rest: a spooky, lifelike old zombie that wanders the halls, drooling and moaning.
Published: Friday, October 7th, 2022 @ 10:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The U.S. Coast Guard has rescued nearly two dozen people in Florida as of Thursday morning following the devastation from Hurricane Ian, with more rescues expected throughout the day.
Published: Sunday, October 2nd, 2022 @ 10:53 am
By: Daily Wire
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The nation is entering a very special Halloween season, as this autumn marks the 29th year Americans are pretending Hocus Pocus is a good movie.
Published: Tuesday, September 27th, 2022 @ 12:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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I had just begun my junior year in high school when America’s aura of invincibility ended for my generation on the morning of Sept. 11, 2001.
Published: Friday, September 16th, 2022 @ 4:14 am
By: Carolina Journal
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PRESIDENT BIDEN: Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. (Applause.) Thank you all very much. Please. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Please.
Published: Thursday, September 15th, 2022 @ 1:36 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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After receiving his Halloween costume in the mail early and trying it on, local child Ryden Hollister declared boldly that he would not be removing the costume for the next 8 weeks.
Published: Thursday, September 15th, 2022 @ 7:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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This week, we begin a new phase in our COVID-19 response. We are launching a new vaccine – our first in almost two years – with a new approach.
Published: Thursday, September 15th, 2022 @ 6:20 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Please join us at the park visitor center on Saturday, October 8th from 3-5 pm where we will host a Halloween Wildlife Event.
Published: Wednesday, September 14th, 2022 @ 11:26 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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NFL superstar Aaron Rodgers blasted the media’s COVID vaccine “witch hunt” in a Saturday appearance on Joe Rogan‘s podcast and explained why he refused to get the jab during last year’s football season.
Published: Thursday, September 8th, 2022 @ 5:25 pm
By: Daily Wire
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School bells are ringing across North Carolina. And the wheels on the yellow bus go ‘round and ‘round. Something feels right with the world when the normalcy of school days begins.
Published: Thursday, August 25th, 2022 @ 12:44 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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Sending packages to loved ones during the holidays just got more expensive, as the United States Postal Service (USPS) announced it is raising prices on postage for many of its services in time for the holiday season.
Published: Monday, August 22nd, 2022 @ 11:31 am
By: Daily Wire
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Law enforcement officials in Northern Virginia have increased their presence at shopping malls and other crowded venues this weekend in response to a possible ISIS terror threat.
Published: Saturday, August 20th, 2022 @ 6:07 pm
By: Daily Wire
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