What Hunter Biden had initially hoped would be the most wondrous day of his life resulted in profound disappointment, as he discovered the white powder being spread all around the White House grounds was only fake snow for decoration.
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 10:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The White House issued a rare threat on Saturday in an effort to enhance deterrence, promising an overwhelming military response to any attack by North Korea.
Published: Saturday, January 13th, 2024 @ 12:40 am
By: Daily Wire
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First Lady Jill Biden posted the dancing video on social media.
Published: Wednesday, January 10th, 2024 @ 12:40 am
By: Daily Wire
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First Lady Jill Biden and the White House were blasted for what’s been called a “bizarre,” “freaky,” and “cringey” White House Christmas Video — which many have compared to something one might see coming out of the Capitol District in the “Hunger Games” movies.
Published: Monday, January 8th, 2024 @ 1:40 pm
By: Daily Wire
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It's happening again! A mob of protestors marched through the streets of Washington, D.C., and attempted to storm one of the nation's most beloved landmarks.
Published: Monday, January 1st, 2024 @ 12:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former White House Chief COVID Adviser Dr. Anthony Fauci claimed during a recent interview that he no longer felt the need to attend church because his “personal ethics on life” were enough.
Published: Saturday, December 30th, 2023 @ 2:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Parents are encouraged to check their child's Halloween candy haul every year to keep an eye out for razor blades and granola bars, but they didn't have to worry about the treats they'd get from the White House — until now.
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 9:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A White House letter urging Congress to quickly approve more funds to help Ukraine in its fight against Russia prompted a stern rebuke from House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) on Monday.
Published: Thursday, December 21st, 2023 @ 10:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Biden administration is pushing countries to “accelerate” their climate action and spending $3 billion in taxpayer dollars as a pledge to climate and “gender equity” funds, the White House announced Saturday.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 11:26 pm
By: Daily Wire
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White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre abruptly ended Thursday’s press conference after a reporter that Jean-Pierre often ignores demanded to be called on.
Published: Saturday, December 16th, 2023 @ 1:41 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As the terrorist organization Hamas continues to hold multiple American hostages in Gaza, the White House assured the media President Biden will be gravely concerned about the situation as soon as he hears about it.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 10:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Fox News White House correspondent Peter Doocy cornered Press Secretary Karine Jean Pierre during Monday’s briefing, asking whether she truly believed that the American people could feel the economy improving.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 12:36 am
By: Daily Wire
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The nation rejoiced yesterday as smoke rose from the White House, indicating the elderly President has survived yet another year.
Published: Saturday, December 9th, 2023 @ 3:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Photos were released on Monday of the cocaine that officials discovered over the summer that prompted an evacuation of the facility.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 12:39 am
By: Daily Wire
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After another horrendously embarrassing day of gaffes for President Biden, White House aides decided to try removing his brain, blowing on it, then sticking it back in.
Published: Sunday, November 26th, 2023 @ 9:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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On Thursday morning, National Security Council spokesman John Kirby said that starting today Israel will implement daily, four-hour humanitarian pauses in its attack on the terrorist group Hamas in Gaza.
Published: Friday, November 24th, 2023 @ 11:32 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The White House announced a new directive Tuesday they say will put an end to President Joe Biden's endless pratfalls once and for all: transporting the leader of the free world on an official presidential hand truck.
Published: Thursday, November 23rd, 2023 @ 8:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre refused to condemn hundreds of anti-Semites who have been shown in numerous recent viral videos pulling down posters of Israeli nationals who were kidnapped by Hamas.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 11:59 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The White House dismissed a request by House Oversight Chairman James Comer (R-KY) seeking proof of President Joe Biden providing a loan to his brother James Biden amid concerns that the commander-in-chief may have profited off his family’s influence-peddling schemes.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 1:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Pro-Palestinian protesters swarmed the White House gates on Saturday evening, demanding a ceasefire in the Gaza Strip while chastising President Joe Biden for siding with Israel in its war against Hamas.
Published: Monday, November 20th, 2023 @ 11:47 am
By: Daily Wire
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Amid a House impeachment inquiry and increasing questions about bribery and extortion involving Hunter Biden, the White House reminded the press that there's not any direct evidence that Hunter Biden actually exists.
Published: Saturday, November 18th, 2023 @ 7:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden is planning to meet with Chinese President Xi Jinping in California later this month, the White House said Tuesday.
Published: Friday, November 17th, 2023 @ 10:24 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Says Johnson has a "political ideology that should scare us"
Published: Tuesday, November 14th, 2023 @ 12:02 am
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden’s approval rating among Democrats sank to a new record low last week in a recent Gallup poll, which analysts suggested was driven by his unwavering support for Israel following the terrorist attacks by Hamas earlier this month.
Published: Sunday, November 12th, 2023 @ 9:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Florida Democrat Rep. Jared Moskowitz was not pleased with White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who on Monday deflected from answering a question on the rise in anti-Semitism and instead addressed hatred directed toward Muslims.
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 3:39 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a chilling word of caution fitting for Halloween, D.C. area parents sternly warned their trick-or-treating children to avoid venturing anywhere near a large house on Pennsylvania Avenue where a creepy old man lives.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 7:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The White House announced on Monday evening that President Joe Biden will be traveling to Israel this week as the country prepares for a ground operation in Gaza.
Published: Tuesday, October 31st, 2023 @ 5:52 am
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden’s two-year-old German shepherd, Commander, has been removed from the White House after staff were repeatedly subjected to far more attacks from the animal than the administration has acknowledged.
Published: Tuesday, October 31st, 2023 @ 4:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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The U.S. will start arranging evacuation charter flights for American citizens out of Israel beginning on Friday as the death toll of Americans from Hamas’ terrorist attacks continues to climb.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 7:39 am
By: Daily Wire
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The White House announced today that President Joe Biden has departed for Israel to preside over the customary opening ceremonies for World War III.
Published: Friday, October 20th, 2023 @ 12:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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White House National Security Council spokesperson John Kirby refused to say this week that nuclear war is more dangerous to humanity than climate change.
Published: Thursday, October 19th, 2023 @ 12:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) secretly escorted former chief White House medical adviser Dr. Anthony Fauci into its headquarters to “influence” the COVID-19 origins investigation, according to Republican lawmakers.
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 7:33 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The White House issued this morning an unequivocal condemnation of the horrific terrorist attacks in Israel that were funded by President Biden.
Published: Monday, October 16th, 2023 @ 6:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Forced into playing defense following the deadly attacks perpetrated by Hamas, the White House aggressively denied the $6 billion it sent to Iran had anything at all to do with the $6 billion worth of rockets launched into Israel.
Published: Saturday, October 14th, 2023 @ 4:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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