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Emergency Management Officials Urge Caution During Heavy Rainfall Tonight into Tomorrow
Published: Tuesday, January 9th, 2024 @ 9:40 am
By: Governor's Office
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A local man experienced an unsettling feeling this morning after growing skeptical that Count Chocula cereal may not actually be "part of a complete breakfast," as advertised.
Published: Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024 @ 10:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden appears to have outdone himself with the latest in a long series of tall tales
Published: Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024 @ 7:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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"If there is no truth in satire, it's not funny. This isn't funny."
Published: Sunday, December 31st, 2023 @ 10:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local dad Marcus Dunn passed away this morning after being asked one too many questions before nine o'clock in the morning.
Published: Tuesday, December 26th, 2023 @ 10:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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RALEIGH: As children across North Carolina eagerly await Christmas Eve tonight, North Carolina Emergency Management (NCEM) officials briefed Gov. Cooper on state preparations to monitor Santa’s progress and offer any assistance necessary as he delivers presents to homes across the world.
Published: Tuesday, December 26th, 2023 @ 8:28 am
By: Governor's Office
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In an embarrassing gaffe, several members of the United States Secret Service spent over four hours protecting what turned out to just be a Halloween butler decoration in the entryway of the White House.
Published: Sunday, December 24th, 2023 @ 1:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A lucky young boy who went trick-or-treating at the United States Capitol building came away with $40 billion in candy after dressing up as Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 3:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A former spokesperson for Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT) dropped her calls to #BelieveAllWomen when she was confronted with reports that Israeli women had been brutally raped by Hamas terrorists during the October 7 massacre.
Published: Friday, December 22nd, 2023 @ 11:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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RALEIGH: With Christmas right around the corner, Governor Roy Cooper and North Carolina Emergency Management (NCEM) will once again be monitoring Santa’s progress as he approaches North Carolina.
Published: Friday, December 22nd, 2023 @ 8:33 am
By: Governor's Office
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Many on social media these days are talking about the trend of "Tradwives", a totally new concept where women marry, have kids, take care of those kids, love their husbands, and engage in traditional home-making tasks.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 2:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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An American paratrooper — who once famously delivered beer to a wounded soldier in his helmet — died on Wednesday at the age of 98.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 9:07 am
By: Daily Wire
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Fox News White House correspondent Peter Doocy cornered Press Secretary Karine Jean Pierre during Monday’s briefing, asking whether she truly believed that the American people could feel the economy improving.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 12:36 am
By: Daily Wire
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On November 22, 1963, CBS News anchor Walter Cronkite interrupted a soap opera — first to broadcast the news that President John F. Kennedy had been shot, and then a second time to share the devastating news that Kennedy had been killed.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 9:33 pm
By: Daily Wire
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There were no survivors on Kfar Aza's street of nightmares, where evidence remains as proof of Hamas atrocities
Published: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023 @ 12:44 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Everyone knows men aren't allowed to cry, except in very special circumstances. We at The Babylon Bee consulted over two man experts across the world and asked them when it was OK for men to cry.
Published: Thursday, November 30th, 2023 @ 7:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Today the North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services began contacting up to 300,000 people who are enrolled in Medicaid’s limited Family Planning program
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 12:55 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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With his note to the real-life Jets falling on deaf ears, Colin Kaepernick decided today to use his likeness to make himself the Jets quarterback in Madden 24.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 12:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Stuart Clayman: A Remarkable Patron of the Aurora Fossil Museum
Published: Thursday, November 23rd, 2023 @ 2:03 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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The United States has authorized the sale of hundreds of millions of dollars worth of equipment for precision bombs to Israel as the country fights to eradicate Hamas after last month’s terrorist attacks.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 12:17 pm
By: Daily Wire
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“I bill myself as a citizen public servant,” Jesse Thomas told Carolina Journal in a recent telephone interview.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 1:51 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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The Bureau of Ocean Energy Management (BOEM) has recently announced that two offshore wind sites located in Eastern North Carolina will not be leased due to objections from The Department of Defense.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 7:36 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Women scientists wrapped up a comprehensive study this week, concluding an animal's cuteness increases up to four hundred percent with each missing limb the animal incurs.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 7:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Expecting their thirteenth child, Naethainiel and Ruthannaleeeley Shumway resumed the centuries-old Mormon tradition of picking possible baby names by scooping a handful of random letters out of a can of Alphabet SpaghettiOs™.
Published: Saturday, November 18th, 2023 @ 8:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Eli Beer, President and Founder of United Hatzalah of Israel, a community-based volunteer emergency medical services (EMS) organization, recounted the gruesome things that he witnessed in the aftermath of Hamas‘ unprecedented terrorist attack against Israel.
Published: Wednesday, November 15th, 2023 @ 12:28 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Christian ministry Samaritan’s Purse announced Aug. 15 that it is flying 17 tons of relief supplies to Maui, Hawaii, to help with recovery from a series of deadly wildfires.
Published: Tuesday, November 14th, 2023 @ 12:44 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Two cases of mpox were reported to the North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services over the past six weeks, the first cases in North Carolina residents since April 2023.
Published: Monday, November 13th, 2023 @ 2:08 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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The Satanic Temple claimed the abortion ban violates their members' religious rights.
Published: Monday, November 13th, 2023 @ 7:58 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local toddler Max Hansen worked tirelessly throughout the afternoon Thursday to empty every single item out of every single drawer and cupboard so his tired, overworked mom didn't have to.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 8:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis said on Thursday that he arranged to have military hardware sent to Israel after being contacted by Israeli officials about urgent needs the country had following the Palestinian Islamic terrorist attacks that they suffered earlier this month.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 3:23 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Here is just a short Poem written during a previous Veteran's day reflection
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 2:52 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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It's that time again, wives of sportsball fans! It's time for your husbands to break out their football jerseys and for you to constantly ask them millions of important questions while the game is on.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 2:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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