Prepare to be spooked! Forget the scary costumes; “shrinkflation” is a silent yet subtle disruptor that has infiltrated the candy aisle this year, spiking by thirteen percent since last year.
Published: Sunday, March 24th, 2024 @ 9:07 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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In a 4-3 decision, the Colorado Supreme Court will require Masterpiece Cakeshop owner Jack Phillips must bake a celebration cake honoring the Colorado Supreme Court's decision to remove Trump from the ballot.
Published: Sunday, March 10th, 2024 @ 2:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Journalist and reformed bow-tie enthusiast Tucker Carlson recently returned home from a trip to Russia with glowing reviews of the former Soviet Union and its leader, President Vladimir Putin.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 9:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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IOWA CITY, IA — On the other end of the spectrum from "DINK" (Dual Income No Kids) families, local Mormon parents Logan and Stacy Jensen have proudly claimed the rare title of "OINKs", meaning a family with one income and nine kids.
Published: Friday, February 16th, 2024 @ 10:17 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As EU capital of Brussels starts to feel brunt of protests
Published: Saturday, February 3rd, 2024 @ 7:53 am
By: John Steed
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Folwell most electable of three GOP primary candidates
Published: Wednesday, January 10th, 2024 @ 6:34 am
By: John Steed
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NewsNation host Chris Cuomo struggled to keep it together during a segment on his show this week where he interviewed a social media influencer who has Tourette’s syndrome.
Published: Wednesday, January 3rd, 2024 @ 1:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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claimed to be Freedom Caucus type in primary; now totally swamp RINO
Published: Tuesday, December 26th, 2023 @ 4:29 pm
By: John Steed
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A lucky young boy who went trick-or-treating at the United States Capitol building came away with $40 billion in candy after dressing up as Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 3:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Many on social media these days are talking about the trend of "Tradwives", a totally new concept where women marry, have kids, take care of those kids, love their husbands, and engage in traditional home-making tasks.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 2:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Another man claiming to be a woman has claimed a title in women’s swimming.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 8:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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Robert Ringer’s book, Winning Through Intimidation was released in 1976.
Published: Saturday, November 18th, 2023 @ 12:11 am
By: Lib Campbell
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After tragedy struck a local family last night, local dad Jordan Duckworth bore the unenviable task of notifying his children that a burglar had broken into their home and stolen all of the Reese's peanut butter cups they had received while trick-or-treating.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 9:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Presidential hopeful Vivek Ramaswamy's lack of foreign policy experience was brought into focus following last night's Republican primary debate after it was pointed out that he has yet to bomb any brown people.
Published: Thursday, October 26th, 2023 @ 5:08 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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part of globalist / climate alarmist agenda
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 9:09 pm
By: John Steed
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Are you sick of your favorite products going WOKE? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because it's not over yet! Hundreds of brands continue to crank out woke products that are sure to ruin your life. Not good!
Published: Sunday, October 8th, 2023 @ 3:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis slammed the Biden administration and the mainstream media over the weekend for largely ignoring the tragic fire that burned a historic Hawaiian town to the ground.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 6:15 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As a sign of ongoing commitment and support for Ukraine in its war against Russia, American President Joe Biden has announced he is officially canceling the 2024 elections.
Published: Wednesday, August 16th, 2023 @ 12:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In 2020, the Golden LEAF Board of Directors awarded $1 million through the Community-Based Grants Initiative to Sampson Community College to support the Sampson Trades Center.
Published: Tuesday, July 18th, 2023 @ 3:57 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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green left climate crazies in Ireland call for killing 200,000 cows to stop "climate change"
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 8:08 pm
By: John Steed
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RALEIGH: Select Genetics, a turkey breeder, will create 26 jobs in Wayne County, Governor Roy Cooper announced today. The company will invest $58 million to build a new turkey egg hatchery and establish turkey farms in Goldsboro.
Published: Friday, May 19th, 2023 @ 8:13 am
By: Governor's Office
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This summer, Beaufort County Community College will offer 38 classes through its Summer Enrichment Youth Program across Beaufort, Hyde, and Washington Counties.
Published: Sunday, May 7th, 2023 @ 8:14 am
By: Attila Nemecz
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Christian author and self-described “unlikely convert” Rosaria Butterfield publicly denounced her past use of preferred pronouns and called on other Christian thought leaders to do the same.
Published: Wednesday, April 26th, 2023 @ 11:37 am
By: Daily Wire
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RALEIGH: Severn Peanut Company, a peanut sheller, will create 44 jobs in Bladen County, Governor Roy Cooper announced today. The company will invest $17 million to upgrade and renovate its facility in Elizabethtown for peanut butter production.
Published: Wednesday, April 12th, 2023 @ 11:47 pm
By: Governor's Office
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Florida Governor and presumptive 2024 Presidential candidate Ron DeSantis has faced increasing questions about his electability amid damning allegations that during a private flight in 2019, he found himself without a spoon and still proceeded to consume a pudding cup with 3 fingers. Horrifying!
Published: Monday, April 3rd, 2023 @ 12:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Tensions rose between a local couple today after a woman texted her husband to ask him to pick up a mobile Target order for her on his way home from work, to which he replied "Ok." Reports indicated she was not at all happy with the tone of his "Ok" response.
Published: Sunday, April 2nd, 2023 @ 9:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It's one of the hardest parts of running a church: trying to find a qualified youth pastor. Who wants the job, anyway, when it probably doesn't pay and doesn't even count as being a real pastor?
Published: Sunday, March 26th, 2023 @ 2:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Things were pretty good in the Garden of Eden, but then Adam and Eve had to ruin it by eating from the one tree God explicitly told them not to touch. Ugh!
Published: Thursday, March 16th, 2023 @ 6:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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RALEIGH: Today, Governor Roy Cooper honored Black History Month and recognized North Carolina’s African American lawyers and judges for their critical work in the legal field and justice system.
Published: Sunday, February 26th, 2023 @ 8:32 am
By: Governor's Office
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ATLANTA, GA — Chick-fil-A has announced a new cauliflower sandwich as part of an effort to reach new customers in the godless heathen community.
Published: Tuesday, February 14th, 2023 @ 12:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Expert analysts of evangelical career trajectories said today that they believe North Point Community Church pastor Andy Stanley is within three years of embracing full-blown atheism, including the frequent wearing of fedoras and use of the term "magical sky daddy."
Published: Sunday, January 29th, 2023 @ 9:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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State Representatives Should Be More Transparent
Published: Wednesday, January 25th, 2023 @ 1:20 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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The Department of Justice has announced that anyone found to have pre-ordered the upcoming Harry Potter franchise game Hogwarts Legacy will be added to an anti-trans watchlist.
Published: Monday, January 23rd, 2023 @ 9:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After months of doorknocking, fundraising, TV ads, polling, and direct mail, the results for the 2022 midterm elections are in, and a new North Carolina congressional delegation will now head to Capitol Hill ahead of a new congressional session starting on January 3, 2023.
Published: Tuesday, January 17th, 2023 @ 1:00 am
By: Carolina Journal
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