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Milbron “Buddy” Franklin Dixon, Jr., age 74, a resident of Chocowinity, NC died Friday, June 21, 2024, at his home.
Published: Monday, June 24th, 2024 @ 7:05 am
By: Announcements
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We cherish too, the Poppy red that grows on fields where valor led, it seems to signal to the skies that blood of heroes never dies.
Published: Sunday, May 26th, 2024 @ 7:31 am
By: Leslie Schneider
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as polls show majority of German people do not want any more Muslims
Published: Saturday, May 4th, 2024 @ 5:47 pm
By: John Steed
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A local man finally reached a significant life milestone after deciding that he should probably start learning the names of some of the people with whom he has attended church for the last 21 years.
Published: Saturday, March 2nd, 2024 @ 1:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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On Wednesday, a bouncer specially trained to detect variances in skin color and ethnicity was appointed by Boston Mayor Michelle Wu to keep the whites away from a minority-only holiday party.
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 10:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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John Lee Thiel, 78, of Washington, NC, and a distinguished U.S. Air Force veteran, passed away on Sunday, February 11, 2024. In accordance with his wishes, there will be no formal service.
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 6:56 am
By: Announcements
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Opening at 20-1 that the rookie from Clemson would score a TD, as he had in the regular season, da Bears' loving public steamed the wager down to 4-1 by kickoff.
Published: Thursday, February 8th, 2024 @ 2:51 pm
By: The Correspondent
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As Americans nationwide eagerly await tonight's debate between two men who will not be president after the 2024 election, Fox News announced the Gavin Newsom-Ron DeSantis debate moderated by Sean Hannity will be sponsored by U-Haul.
Published: Thursday, February 8th, 2024 @ 12:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The IRS targeted economist Peter Schiff for tax evasion, and found nothing
Published: Monday, December 11th, 2023 @ 1:18 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Everyone knows men aren't allowed to cry, except in very special circumstances. We at The Babylon Bee consulted over two man experts across the world and asked them when it was OK for men to cry.
Published: Thursday, November 30th, 2023 @ 7:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In the world's largest pedophile bust ever, federal agents stormed the Happiest Place on Earth™ and just arrested any adult who was visiting the park solo.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 6:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Bill Clinton was still in office and September 11 far in the future when Iowa football skipper Kirk Ferentz took over the head coaching reins in Iowa City last century.
Published: Saturday, November 18th, 2023 @ 1:30 pm
By: The Correspondent
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Brilliant: Doctors Open Therapy Center For Men That's An MMA Octagon With A 'Therapy' Sign Out FrontIn the most successful advancement for men's mental health in decades, therapists opened an office that is simply an MMA octagon with a sign outside saying "Therapy".
Published: Saturday, November 18th, 2023 @ 11:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local toddler Max Hansen worked tirelessly throughout the afternoon Thursday to empty every single item out of every single drawer and cupboard so his tired, overworked mom didn't have to.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 8:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Mrs. Ola Dean Hodges Harris, age 95, a resident of Washington, passed away Thursday, October 19, 2023, at Ridgewood Manor Nursing Home in Washington.
Published: Friday, October 27th, 2023 @ 12:50 pm
By: Announcements
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Mrs. Doris Ruth Tetterton Cutler, age 90, a former resident of Cherry Road, Washington passed away Wednesday, October 18, 2023, at River Trace Nursing Home.
Published: Friday, October 20th, 2023 @ 10:02 am
By: Kevin Smith
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A local grandfather railed against his offspring and younger generations in general this week, demanding to know why so many young people are still living with their parents well into adulthood
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 2:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to newly released studies, everyone sitting on the beach around you really wants to hear that trash music you're playing so crank it up to an eleven and don't take those sideways glares and mean stares as anything but encouragement
Published: Tuesday, October 10th, 2023 @ 12:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Heath Bentley declared to his friend Gill today that no person needs an AR-15, displaying his obvious ignorance of Texas cockroaches.
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 1:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Gas prices have jumped up to an eight-month high across the U.S. as some analysts say they will continue to get higher.
Published: Tuesday, August 15th, 2023 @ 2:01 am
By: Daily Wire
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Being cool is a state of mind, but you also need to know what you're doing so you don't end up looking like a total dork. Take smoking a cigar for example. If done correctly, you're the coolest guy in the room, but if you don't pull it off, everyone will think you're a loser.
Published: Tuesday, July 18th, 2023 @ 9:35 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Do you think the Russians care one iota about respecting U.S. law?
Published: Thursday, June 1st, 2023 @ 7:46 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The University of Georgia’s football team has rejected an invitation from President Joe Biden to celebrate their blowout victory in the national championship game against Texas Christian University.
Published: Tuesday, May 16th, 2023 @ 10:05 am
By: Daily Wire
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Mr. David Isaiah Gibbs, age 83, a resident of Washington, NC, died Thursday, May 11, 2023, at his residence.
Published: Monday, May 15th, 2023 @ 9:24 am
By: Announcements
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In a commercial that ran in the Carolina Hurricanes playoff game, the elementary school boy came home. He looked in his fridge for apples and bananas.
Published: Sunday, May 14th, 2023 @ 9:49 am
By: Lib Campbell
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Tennessee GOP Senator Bill Hagerty, who served as the ambassador to Japan under former President Donald Trump, endorsed his former boss’ candidacy over the weekend.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023 @ 4:38 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Golden LEAF Board of Directors awarded a total of $5,417,644 million in funding at its April 2023 meeting.
Published: Sunday, April 30th, 2023 @ 9:28 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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And how does the Nashville shooting tie in?
Published: Tuesday, April 18th, 2023 @ 11:13 am
By: Daily Wire
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“I think we really need a revival in this country.”
Published: Sunday, April 16th, 2023 @ 5:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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Peggy Jean Price, age 86, of Jamesville, NC; loving wife, mother, grandmother, sister, and friend went to be with her God on Sunday, April 9, 2023, at Martin General Hospital.
Published: Friday, April 14th, 2023 @ 9:32 am
By: Announcements
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Mrs. Glenda Smith Nepper, age 84, a resident of Washington died Tuesday April 4, 2023, at River Trace Nursing Center in Washington.
Published: Friday, April 7th, 2023 @ 8:12 am
By: Announcements
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A nationwide ban of the social media app seems imminent after a day of testimony before Congress
Published: Sunday, April 2nd, 2023 @ 2:48 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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In an attempt to avert a major financial disaster in the wake of Silicon Valley Bank's collapse, the Biden Administration held a special meeting with Chinese President Xi to ask him for a quick loan to help bail out the failing bank.
Published: Sunday, March 19th, 2023 @ 5:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Poor lil' guy! According to sources, Senator Mitch McConnell became so spooked today by the release of unedited Jan 6 footage that he withdrew his head into his shell and is refusing to come out.
Published: Sunday, March 12th, 2023 @ 8:20 am
By: Babylon Bee
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