President That Just Gave Hamas $100 Million Denounces Elon Musk As Antisemite | Eastern North Carolina Now

After handing $100 million to terrorists hellbent on killing Jews, the White House today accused Elon Musk of being an antisemite over a social media post.

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    WASHINGTON, D.C.     After handing $100 million to terrorists hellbent on killing Jews, the White House today accused Elon Musk of being an antisemite over a social media post.

    "Elon Musk has crossed the line," said White House spokesman Andrew Bates. "We may be funding genocidal terrorists by giving them millions to buy weapons with which they will slaughter Jews, but Elon feuding with the Anti-Defamation League over critical race theory is completely unacceptable."

    To emphasize the serious nature of Musk's crimes of being a teeny bit rude to a deceitful leftist organization, the White House has called on Attorney General Merrick Garland to hunt him down like a rat and force him to wear a little star on his clothing as a warning to others.

    "That's not all," said Bates to the now-cheering crowd of journalists, "In an effort to fight antisemitism everywhere, we have pledged another $100 Million in taxpayer dollars to Hamas."

    The 1,200 Israeli civilians murdered by Hamas terrorists just weeks ago could not be reached for comment.
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