8 Ways To Afford A Home In Biden's Economy

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Under the cover of Covid, and now in the shadow of the infamous Election Irregularities of that fated 2020 presidential election, with current emerging alleged election fraud in Nevada and Pennsylvania inconveniently slipping into the public discourse, there is proved a colluded ongoing Election Interference in the nomination of the Republican candidate, the likes of which has never occurred in our Constitutional Republic's history, albeit, the question remains: Do you support the plain-sight Election Interference of the Democratic Socialist party, employing its minions in their Propagandistic Media, and their Two Tiered Justice System?

98.13% No, I do not support Election Interference; I am a patriot unto our Constitution.

0.93% Yes, I do support Election Interference; the alternative, Donald Trump, to this mentally diminished president is far worse.

0.93% "What, me worry" if elections are rigged?

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Published: Tuesday, October 31st, 2023 @ 7:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    Do you own a home? Haha, of course you don't! No one does anymore. But there's still hope! We assembled the brightest economic minds to bring us these incredible life-changing tips for affording your own home, even in Biden's economy.

    Check out these sweet home-ownership tips:

Save your money for 1000 years: Your thousand-year-old self will thank you.
Lower your expectations and buy a sensible and sturdy refrigerator box: It's an investment!
Be born the heir to a kingdom and murder your siblings for the throne: As a bonus, your home will be tax-free.
Exploit an entire culture in an effort to stoke racial division across America, inciting millions to donate to a fabricated cause so you can buy a $6 million dollar mansion in California: It worked for BLM founder Patrisse Cullors.
Move into someone else's house while they're on vacation and when they come home tell them no take backsies: Squatter's rights are human rights!
Buy a tiny house inside someone else's tiny house: It's a lifestyle.
Quit your job and become a UPS driver: They make enough money to buy houses now! But be warned, you will have to commit to a lifetime of wearing shorts, so it's not for everyone.
Vote out those fat cats in Washington: It's a start.

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