Daily Wire Launches Exciting New Social Network 'Jeremy'sSpace' | Eastern North Carolina Now

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    NASHVILLE, TN     A few hours after Twitter censored the premier of Matt Walsh's documentary on its platform, Daily Wire CEO Jeremy Boreing announced the creation of a brand-new un-woke social media site called Jeremy'sSpace.

    "Jeremy'sSpace will be a space for anyone to, you know, just, like, hang out, meet people, and share cool memes without worrying about being censored by woke tyrants," said Boreing in a statement. "Plus, everyone who signs up for Jeremy'sSpace will automatically be friends with me!"

    "Come hang out on Jeremy'sSpace, guys!"

    Sources say that within 3 minutes of the announcement, over 12 million frustrated conservatives created accounts on the new network. Every one of them will now have the privilege of interacting with Jeremy Boreing himself whenever they want to.

    Jeremy's first note on his space reads: "Hey guuuuuys jeremy here POTATOES!!! lol so random . . n.e. way, i hope you enjoy my page and leave me a " "kewl" " note and i'll try to respond soon : )"

    Users will also be able to share gifs, listen to favorite songs, and check the relationship status of their hot friends without woke overlords spoiling all the fun.

    At publishing time, sources had reported the site was already very popular with seniors as it runs very smoothly with a 56k modem.

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It has been far too many years since the Woke theology interlaced its canons within the fabric of the Indoctrination Realm, so it is nigh time to ask: Does this Representative Republic continue, as a functioning society of a self-governed people, by contending with the unusual, self absorbed dictates of the Woke, and their vast array of Victimhood scenarios?

  Yes, the Religion of Woke must continue; there are so many groups of underprivileged, underserved, a direct result of unrelenting Inequity; they deserve everything.

  No; the Woke fools must be toppled from their self-anointed pedestal; a functioning society of a good Constitutional people cannot withstand this level of "existential" favoritism as it exists now.

  I just observe; with this thoughtful observation: What will happen "when the Vikings are breeching our walls;" how do the Woke react?

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