So-Called Man Posts Facebook Story

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Under the cover of Covid, and now in the shadow of the infamous Election Irregularities of that fated 2020 presidential election, with current emerging alleged election fraud in Nevada and Pennsylvania inconveniently slipping into the public discourse, there is proved a colluded ongoing Election Interference in the nomination of the Republican candidate, the likes of which has never occurred in our Constitutional Republic's history, albeit, the question remains: Do you support the plain-sight Election Interference of the Democratic Socialist party, employing its minions in their Propagandistic Media, and their Two Tiered Justice System?

98.13% No, I do not support Election Interference; I am a patriot unto our Constitution.

0.93% Yes, I do support Election Interference; the alternative, Donald Trump, to this mentally diminished president is far worse.

0.93% "What, me worry" if elections are rigged?

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Published: Thursday, March 9th, 2023 @ 6:14 pm
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    JESUP, GA     This news outlet has received multiple reports that Keith Vance, a so-called man, actually posted a Facebook story, even though everyone knows Facebook stories are clearly for girls and real men steer clear of such sissy nonsense.

    "I was with Keith this weekend, felling trees, digging holes, and cliff jumping," said genuine man, Dirk Gutson, while sharpening his 12-inch, wood-handled kukri knife. "Then after accidentally checking Facebook for the first time in, say, seven years, I saw that Keith had posted a bunch of 'Stories' about our weekend, with emojis and music. Garbage."

    Gutson and other gruff friends of Keith expressed concern over obvious insecurities that led him to take such ridiculous actions as fishing for Likes. Ralph Watt, a long-time friend and proud owner of only flannel shirts, was aghast at seeing photos Keith had posted of their evening rolling cigars and using a homemade smelter to smith custom spittoons.

    "It was a night for men to be men and nothing more," said Watt, soberly.

    At publishing time, Keith Vance's friends had staged an intervention and forced him to restore a Ducati 900 CR motorcycle without taking a single photo.

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