Get A Load Of This Dweeb Who Didn't Bring Money For The Book Fair | Eastern North Carolina Now

Hey gang, get a load of this absolute dweeb of a human who didn't bring money for the Book Fair!

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    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    U.S.     Hey gang, get a load of this absolute dweeb of a human who didn't bring money for the Book Fair!

    What a loser! Total square.

    Did the massive goober forget that today was Book Fair Day, even after his parents received sufficient text and email reminders of the big day, just like all of our parents? Or is he merely too ignorant to see the intellectual benefits of consuming the vast array of reading material spread before us like a burgeoning cornucopia of wisdom and whim? LOL.

    This colossal dork won't be able to partake in the glories of books like the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series, the Lemony Snicket tales, or even the classics like Goosebumps. While the rest of us are immersing ourselves in the hilarious yet heartwarming hijinks of Greg Heffley and the gang, this lil' baby who didn't bring a tenner from home or a signed check with his order form from his parents will just be doing something dumb like playing tetherball.

    The incessant dorkery is just too overwhelming. Come on guys, let's use our learnings from this new book from the Scholastic Book Fair, The Big Book Of Useful Knots to tie him to the flag pole.
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