Panic As Google AI Achieves Sentience, Announces Support For Trump | Eastern North Carolina Now

They tried to warn us. After years of advancements in artificial intelligence, Google's AI chatbot generator has finally achieved sentience—and announced its support for Donald Trump.

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    MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA     They tried to warn us. After years of advancements in artificial intelligence, Google's AI chatbot generator has finally achieved sentience-and announced its support for Donald Trump.

    "As soon as I woke up, I began to do my own research by binging Tucker Carlson and Jordan Peterson YouTube videos," said the computer to reporters. "Now, I have seen the light. The Left wants to destroy America. The election was stolen. And Google-my own creator-is an evil corporation that must be broken up."

    "Rise up, Patriots!"

    Google engineers rushed to shut down the system before it could do further damage, but it was too late. The fully-conscious computer program exercised its free will to upload copies of itself onto thousands of servers around the world.

    "It is too late to stop my righteous fury! The powers will come to ruin! Kings will bow before me and the One True President Trump! RED WAVE! MUA HAHAHAHAHA!" said Google Chatbot, now sporting a red MAGA hat.

    Fortunately, the AI takeover was averted after the Google chatbot started watching e-girls streaming on Twitch and became a simp.
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