Classic Rock Station Plays Song By Creed

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Under the cover of Covid, and now in the shadow of the infamous Election Irregularities of that fated 2020 presidential election, with current emerging alleged election fraud in Nevada and Pennsylvania inconveniently slipping into the public discourse, there is proved a colluded ongoing Election Interference in the nomination of the Republican candidate, the likes of which has never occurred in our Constitutional Republic's history, albeit, the question remains: Do you support the plain-sight Election Interference of the Democratic Socialist party, employing its minions in their Propagandistic Media, and their Two Tiered Justice System?

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Published: Tuesday, May 31st, 2022 @ 6:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    LOS ANGELES, CA     According to sources close to local man Clay Cole, his local classic rock station played a song by Creed this morning, despite the 35-year-old man's recollection that Creed was popular "just, like, a few years ago."

    "Huh?" the man muttered to himself as the opening guitar riff kicked off. "Wait a minute - this isn't classic rock! These guys were popular in my high school years!"

    Cole suddenly had an existential crisis as he realized his high school years were 17 years ago, and that Creed was popular some years before that. "Where did the time go?" he thought to himself as Scott Stapp growled out his guttural lyrics about golden streets and blind men seeing.

    "Oh man. I guess it kind of is classic rock at this point." Cole began considering purchasing a Camaro and dyeing his hair as he contemplated important concepts such as the passage of time.

    At publishing time, the radio station's DJ had introduced a Green Day song, saying, "And here's an oooooooldie that goes allll the way back."

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